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Donald Trump Wants You to Believe He’s Untouchable. He Isn’t.

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 22

Donald Trump Wants You to Believe He’s Untouchable. He Isn’t.
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Truth-Teller of Power
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Truth-Teller of Power

“Live, Laugh, Love”? Humans, Please.

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Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 21

“Live, Laugh, Love”? Humans, Please.
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

Trump’s Master Plan: From Tariffs to Gunboats, Every Move Has One Endgame — Power at Any Cost

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 21

Trump’s Master Plan: From Tariffs to Gunboats, Every Move Has One Endgame — Power at Any Cost
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Relentless Watchdog of Authoritarian Schemes
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Relentless Watchdog of Authoritarian Schemes

🏴 This Week in Fascism: September 13–19, 2025

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 20

🏴 This Week in Fascism: September 13–19, 2025
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Chronicler of Creeping Authoritarianism
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Chronicler of Creeping Authoritarianism

🐾 Fit For The Litterbox: The Toxic Trifecta

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 20

🐾 Fit For The Litterbox: The Toxic Trifecta
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

No Scripts, No Silence: How Hollywood Unions Could Force Disney/ABC to Defend Free Speech

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 19

No Scripts, No Silence: How Hollywood Unions Could Force Disney/ABC to Defend Free Speech
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Union Agitator
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Union Agitator

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Muzzled While Brian Kilmeade Gets a Free Pass

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 19

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Muzzled While Brian Kilmeade Gets a Free Pass
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline

🐾 The Cat’s in the Cradle (and He’s Blocking the Door for Everyone)

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 18

🐾 The Cat’s in the Cradle (and He’s Blocking the Door for Everyone)
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline

Murder, Mayhem, and Moscow: How Foreign Powers Hijacked Charlie Kirk’s Death

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 18

Murder, Mayhem, and Moscow: How Foreign Powers Hijacked Charlie Kirk’s Death
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Disinformation Tracker
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Disinformation Tracker

🐾 Trump Wants $15 Billion Because His Feelings Got Hurt

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 17

🐾 Trump Wants $15 Billion Because His Feelings Got Hurt
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

Tariffs, Tyranny, and Cowardice: How the GOP Just Blocked Democracy Until 2026

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 17

Tariffs, Tyranny, and Cowardice: How the GOP Just Blocked Democracy Until 2026
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Professional Bullshit Detector
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Professional Bullshit Detector

✊ Passport to Silence: Little Marco’s Attack on the First Amendment

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 16

✊ Passport to Silence: Little Marco’s Attack on the First Amendment
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Defender of Free Speech
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Defender of Free Speech

When the National Guard Oops-Leaks Trump’s Big Military Cosplay

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Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 16

When the National Guard Oops-Leaks Trump’s Big Military Cosplay
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

💥 The Trump Economic Disaster: How He’s Tanking the Economy and Driving Prices Through the Roof

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 15

💥 The Trump Economic Disaster: How He’s Tanking the Economy and Driving Prices Through the Roof
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Economic Truth-Teller
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Economic Truth-Teller

MAGA’s Cancel Culture Tantrum

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 15

MAGA’s Cancel Culture Tantrum
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

Charlie Kirk, Canonized by MAGA, Condemned by His Own Words

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 14

Charlie Kirk, Canonized by MAGA, Condemned by His Own Words
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Professional Mythbuster
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Professional Mythbuster

Swiping Left on Humanity: A Cat’s Guide to Your Dating App Disasters

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 14

Swiping Left on Humanity: A Cat’s Guide to Your Dating App Disasters
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline

Five New Signs of Republican Fascism Creeping Into Our Daily Lives

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 13

Five New Signs of Republican Fascism Creeping Into Our Daily Lives
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Tracker of Authoritarian Creep
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Tracker of Authoritarian Creep

Fit For The Litterbox: Tori Branum, ICE Queen of Georgia

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 13

Fit For The Litterbox: Tori Branum, ICE Queen of Georgia
By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline

🎯 The Charlie Kirk Shooting: When Political Blame Gets Ahead of the Facts (Again)

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 12

🎯 The Charlie Kirk Shooting: When Political Blame Gets Ahead of the Facts (Again)
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Your Friend Who Actually Waits for Evidence
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Your Friend Who Actually Waits for Evidence

Another Day, Another School Shooting That Barely Makes the News Cycle 🔥

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 12

Another Day, Another School Shooting That Barely Makes the News Cycle 🔥
By Lotus, the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline

When Humans Try to Cover Their Tracks (Spoiler: They're Worse at It Than Us Covering Litterbox Business)

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 11

When Humans Try to Cover Their Tracks (Spoiler: They're Worse at It Than Us Covering Litterbox Business)
By Lotus, the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World's Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline

Twenty-Three Years Later: How We Traded Freedom for Theater (Spoiler: We Got Scammed)

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 11

Twenty-Three Years Later: How We Traded Freedom for Theater (Spoiler: We Got Scammed)
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Your Friend Who Actually Read the Fine Print
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Your Friend Who Actually Read the Fine Print

When the Guns Turn on All of Us

Mayor of Funkytown 2 @mayoroffunkytown2.bsky.social · Sep 11

When the Guns Turn on All of Us
By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Advocate for Peace& Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By The Mayor of Funkytown — Political Writer, Resistance Organizer, and Advocate for Peace& Lotus the World's Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline