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maybenotalizard.bsky.social @maybenotalizard.bsky.social · Dec 29
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I looked.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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#startrek
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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#startrek
Spock: I have a half brother Kirk: Different mothers? Spock: Shark attack
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Mark Twain: My boss keeps touching me inappropriately. Troi: You should go to HR. Twain: But I'm self employed.
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Picard: Back in the 2000s people paid money to name stars in this sector. They believed that we would actually call the stars those names! Riker: surely that's the biggest rip off ever? Data: Captain, we are now approaching Gary Ballsack 22
October 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Picard: I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme by mine was outdated. Nevertheless, I used it anyway. Riker: How did it turn out? Picard: You know, I really liked that old thyme Moroccan roll. Riker: *face palm*
October 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Ever been so disillusioned by how a site treats its users that you share a post about a project you started, and a month later it has become a grassroots effort to reshape what it means to be a social media platform?
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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#startrek
October 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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sharkster1701.bsky.social
Have a great day, Admiral & #StarTrek friends!
Ah, the eternal conundrum. Such as the endless search for a computer cat to control the computer mouse...
😂🤣😂🤣
deckslower.bsky.social Admiral Funnest Frontier Prime 🏴‍☠️🖖 @deckslower.bsky.social · Sep 23
Good Morning #StarTrekFamily I hope y'all have a Terrific #StarTrekTuesday 😂🤣😂🤣🖖 LLAP
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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#startrek
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Enjoy your Friday, #StarTrek friends, and get ready for the weekend! Fun is about to commence!
Anyways, time for more pun-ishment... 😂🤣😂
Two screenshots from #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS, showing Bones on the left and Kirk on the right in the turbolift. In the first panel, McCoy declares, "Jim, I'm addicted to eating seaweed." Kirk, half-interested, asks, "So what?" In the second panel, Kirk buries his head in his hand, exasperated, because McCoy says, "I think I need to Sea Kelp."
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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#startrek
If everyone on Star Trek: TNG wore the same uniform as Counselor Troi
September 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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No I don't want to talk about how I got these scratches. But if you want to know how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase, the answer is nine.
September 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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#startrek
When you turn up late to the party and everyone's already on drugs
September 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Diana: tell me about your mother. Barclay: she used to say I could be an idiot sometimes. Diana: how did that make you feel? Barclay: it was nice to have her permission.
September 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Her: I don't know how I can pay my rent... *Unbuttons blouse* Him: oh I think there's a way... *Unzips pants* Everyone else playing Monopoly:
September 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
September 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Captain Kirk sitting with a slash through his shirt and visible blood trail: "so I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies"
September 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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#startrek
September 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Hieroglyphs depict a scene of ancient Egyptians planning health packs, weapons, and ammo around their tombs so Lara Croft can use them one day
September 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Miss Frizzle: Battle stations, everyone!!! Kids: We never violated the Prime Directive at my old school...
August 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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It's a long weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
August 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
August 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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*grimace* the face you make when she asks you to try something new. *still angry* the face you make when you realize it's a spa
August 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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#startrek
August 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM