Matt
@mattmahoney.bsky.social
Some guy. Assorted hobbies and fandoms that are actually cries for help. Boston Bruins, THFC, NERevs, games, movies and cats (apparently)
I just spent $95 on ONE bag of groceries and now I’m the Joker
August 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just spent $95 on ONE bag of groceries and now I’m the Joker
Apropos of nothing, here’s a nice jumping spider I met
July 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Apropos of nothing, here’s a nice jumping spider I met
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation
![Still fro I Think You Should Leave of Sam Richardson at Proposal Park but the quote from the scene is replaced by “[Redacted]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nkfpnhav4m67s7yvj33sigus/bafkreigbzqjhjf6ihf4y4xr3amfdwa7vj4puounn4zstpm3ks4ikj4xoja@jpeg)
June 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation
At least we'll always have Bilbao and those two weeks afterwards where we weren't an absolute joke.
June 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At least we'll always have Bilbao and those two weeks afterwards where we weren't an absolute joke.
When someone says “iykyk” there’s a 93% chance that I don’t know
June 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When someone says “iykyk” there’s a 93% chance that I don’t know
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
December 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a….never mind
Mouse problem compounds Manchester United’s Old Trafford woes
Rodent sightings cause club’s food hygiene rating to tumble at century-old stadium already afflicted by roof leaks
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a….never mind
“Stop saying ‘moose genitals’ at your mother” is not a sentence I expected to ever have spoken but here we are
December 12, 2024 at 11:43 PM
“Stop saying ‘moose genitals’ at your mother” is not a sentence I expected to ever have spoken but here we are
Spurs v Chelsea
a cartoon of a baseball player laying on the field with pretzels .
ALT: a cartoon of a baseball player laying on the field with pretzels .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Spurs v Chelsea
Putting your feet up on someone else’s desk is a power move
December 6, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Putting your feet up on someone else’s desk is a power move
We all woke up expecting to hear the Spurs away end singing 🎶 City get battered everywhere they go 🎶 right?
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
We all woke up expecting to hear the Spurs away end singing 🎶 City get battered everywhere they go 🎶 right?
Finally playing Spider-Man 2 and am vaguely aware that there was a bunch of MJ hate. No idea what it could have been tho…she’s a fine and good character and her missions are an interesting change of pace.
November 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Finally playing Spider-Man 2 and am vaguely aware that there was a bunch of MJ hate. No idea what it could have been tho…she’s a fine and good character and her missions are an interesting change of pace.
Vaguely happy eggs…I’m choosing to believe this is a sign
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Vaguely happy eggs…I’m choosing to believe this is a sign
Ok, it’s over here now
November 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Ok, it’s over here now