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@martini5th.bsky.social

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Tech bro, sax player, opinions are mine

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Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jul 20

All one can hope for is to live a life filled with love and connections worth grieving when they go

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · 12d

Okay so calling Trump supporters “trash” is not good, but Republicans do want to vote for the guy making a literal AI shitpost
They picked this guy three times in a row

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Aug 30

Whenever the SEC starts losing, they start playing dirty. Go Bucks dude

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Aug 30

I don’t have a Twitter anymore so now BlueSky gets my college football trash posts

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Aug 13

If you round up homeless people, and tell them “stay here or go to jail,” you’ve already imprisoned them. There’s just a nice prison or a mean one.

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jul 20

All one can hope for is to live a life filled with love and connections worth grieving when they go

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jul 15

Look man I didn’t think Trump botching the Epstein files would be the thing that gets the right wing on our side here but at this point I’ll take whatever I can get

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jul 11

No no it’s cool guys, Grok is only saying it’s MechaHitler because it has autism lol

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jun 27

I was going to make a drinking game for watching a Trump press release, but I feel like the obvious “mentions Joe Biden” would just make everyone go to the hospital

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jun 17

I’m trying not to buy the Switch 2 because right to repair and all that, but my integrity costs exactly one Smash sequel

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jun 16

Lmao only MAGA republicans would tackle a senator and blame him for it, what a bunch of rubes

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jun 16

My main goal in life is for scottykfitness to recognize my gains one day

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jun 15

It’s kind of wild having conservative family who just watched the Trump parade all day because they don’t know about the No Kings protests.
Like they just haven’t talked about it. Maybe they know my leanings and just don’t talk to me, but like Fox News isn’t acknowledging it at all
Odd but also not

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Random Memes @randommemesx.bsky.social · Jun 12

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Bookshelfie @bookshelfie.bsky.social · Jun 11

#booksky

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Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Jun 11

If ICE and police can mask, so can we
They have a higher bar for responsibility, and they should be held accountable for misconduct

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Jun 11

A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.

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Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · May 29

I got a job offer from a startup looking to “automate software engineering” and I can’t help but feel like that’s just a job offer for making Roko’s Basilisk
Like no it’s cool, if you make it, it won’t steal YOUR job we promise

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · May 13

I’m getting sick of Duolingo
Instead of working with more native speakers to make their language courses better (and get into, for example, B2 for German) they use AI for everything and do Chess?
You’re a language app. Languages bring people together. Make your language offerings better please

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Apr 24

My preferred way of communication is letting all my messages build up until I get visceral anxiety about it and then reply all at once

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · Mar 24

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

www.theatlantic.com

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Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Mar 9

Clarity of Cal is just a great work all together.
Keeping my simping of Cory Wong alive and well. Also Joe Dart on the Joe Dart, holy moly do I love New Beastly

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Feb 22

I’m HITTING B2 GERMAN THIS YEAR DAMN IT
LOS GEHT’S

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Feb 21

I got a Conn alto sax yesterday, a 26M Connqueror. After playing on a beginner level for years, it’s reeeeaaaally nice having a professional level saxophone, I’ll tell ya hwat

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Feb 12

I’d just like to point out that Trump is very willing to make Canada or Greenland the 51st state and Puerto Rico and DC could just be that no imperialism required

Martini @martini5th.bsky.social · Feb 10

Look I needed a rewatch of the halftime show too, but how do people not understand that it was political commentary? Uncle Sam literally told Kendrick Lamar he was too rowdy like come ON it’s RIGHT THERE