Marlins Poet
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Marlins Poet
@marlinspoet.bsky.social
· Dec 9
If inadvertently bringing home sand from the beach in your swimsuit was an Olympic sport I feel confident I could bring home at least a bronze.
Carrrrterrrrr!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Carrrrterrrrr!!!!
My mom is a sweet southern lady in her 70's who has been struggling with her love of Trump and the release of the Epstein files. Today she called me kind of giggly & confused, and she had taken a "gumby". Apparently one of my siblings gave her something to help take her mind off the news. Hilarious.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My mom is a sweet southern lady in her 70's who has been struggling with her love of Trump and the release of the Epstein files. Today she called me kind of giggly & confused, and she had taken a "gumby". Apparently one of my siblings gave her something to help take her mind off the news. Hilarious.
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
Painfully jealous of everyone who got to see the northern lights last night. Please keep posting pics!
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Painfully jealous of everyone who got to see the northern lights last night. Please keep posting pics!
It turns out that people have strong opinions in a game of Fuck Marry Kill with the Jonas Brothers.
a group of three men standing next to each other on a blue background
ALT: a group of three men standing next to each other on a blue background
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It turns out that people have strong opinions in a game of Fuck Marry Kill with the Jonas Brothers.
I had two separate interactions this morning where someone went out of their way to be a douche. I just can't imagine how exhausting it must be to go around and deliberately be a jerk on a very regular basis.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I had two separate interactions this morning where someone went out of their way to be a douche. I just can't imagine how exhausting it must be to go around and deliberately be a jerk on a very regular basis.
This little guy doing his little bunny paws gets me every time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This little guy doing his little bunny paws gets me every time.
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"OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues. The lawsuits filed Thursday in California state courts allege wrongful death, assisted suicide, involuntary manslaughter and negligence."
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
"OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues. The lawsuits filed Thursday in California state courts allege wrongful death, assisted suicide, involuntary manslaughter and negligence."
Finished watching the new season of Nobody Wants This with my cute Jewish husband (yep we’re that couple) and my main takeaway was how much I wanted to wash Kristen bells hair the whole time. Is that an issue or is that a choice? You can move in if ya wash your hair.
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Finished watching the new season of Nobody Wants This with my cute Jewish husband (yep we’re that couple) and my main takeaway was how much I wanted to wash Kristen bells hair the whole time. Is that an issue or is that a choice? You can move in if ya wash your hair.
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This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.
100% serious here.
100% serious here.
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.
100% serious here.
100% serious here.
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Guardian: Masked, heavily armed federal immigration agents arrested a US citizen in the parking lot of a Los Angeles Home Depot store, then entered his car and drove away with his toddler, who is also a US citizen, in the backseat.
Armed US immigration agents drive off with toddler after arrest of father
‘Devastated’ family demands answers after two-year-old driven by armed agents from LA Home Depot parking lot
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Guardian: Masked, heavily armed federal immigration agents arrested a US citizen in the parking lot of a Los Angeles Home Depot store, then entered his car and drove away with his toddler, who is also a US citizen, in the backseat.
Ordered 3 pieces of Ikura this afternoon from door dash and I know it was decadent and obnoxious but I think it’s a moon situation and obviously the right decision.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ordered 3 pieces of Ikura this afternoon from door dash and I know it was decadent and obnoxious but I think it’s a moon situation and obviously the right decision.
Fully frustrated at how many people think that we have fewer daylight hours because of the time change and not because of the tilt of the earth's axis. People! We just shift the hours that we have daylight. That's all. Clocks can't change how many hours of daylight we get. #science
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fully frustrated at how many people think that we have fewer daylight hours because of the time change and not because of the tilt of the earth's axis. People! We just shift the hours that we have daylight. That's all. Clocks can't change how many hours of daylight we get. #science
This south Florida cold front is wonderful. It’s in the 70s low humidity and I just did almost 4 hours of yard work without breaking a sweat. I might make a celebratory margarita and have it on my freshly pressure cleaned patio.
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This south Florida cold front is wonderful. It’s in the 70s low humidity and I just did almost 4 hours of yard work without breaking a sweat. I might make a celebratory margarita and have it on my freshly pressure cleaned patio.
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The White House has fired all six members of the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts, the independent federal agency that reviews design plans for monuments, memorials, coins and federal buildings.
www.npr.org/2025/10/29/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/29/n...
White House fires entire commission that reviews designs for federal buildings
The White House has fired all six members of the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts, the independent federal agency that reviews design plans for monuments, memorials, coins and federal buildings.
www.npr.org
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The White House has fired all six members of the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts, the independent federal agency that reviews design plans for monuments, memorials, coins and federal buildings.
www.npr.org/2025/10/29/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/29/n...
I just got one of those speeding tickets mailed to me today that was issued from a camera (City of Hollywood) for going 46 in a 35 mph zone. Wildly annoyed by this.
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I just got one of those speeding tickets mailed to me today that was issued from a camera (City of Hollywood) for going 46 in a 35 mph zone. Wildly annoyed by this.
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Lightning flashes within the powerful eye wall of Hurricane Melissa.
Incredible imagery this morning of Melissa, a Category 5 storm, south of Jamaica.
Incredible imagery this morning of Melissa, a Category 5 storm, south of Jamaica.
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Lightning flashes within the powerful eye wall of Hurricane Melissa.
Incredible imagery this morning of Melissa, a Category 5 storm, south of Jamaica.
Incredible imagery this morning of Melissa, a Category 5 storm, south of Jamaica.
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First date question: tell me what your cat would tell me about you.
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
First date question: tell me what your cat would tell me about you.
Trying to get my husband and his grandma to dress up as kpop demon hunters with me for Halloween. He’s not “playing my little games” but I think his Gran would be into it.
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Trying to get my husband and his grandma to dress up as kpop demon hunters with me for Halloween. He’s not “playing my little games” but I think his Gran would be into it.
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Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
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The NCAA approved a rule change on Wednesday that will allow athletes and athletic department staff members to bet on professional sports.
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The NCAA approved a rule change on Wednesday that will allow athletes and athletic department staff members to bet on professional sports.