Major English, Esquire
@majorenglish.bsky.social
a tropical depression.
(she/her, pan, 21+ pls, I am srsly too ancient for teenagers)
(she/her, pan, 21+ pls, I am srsly too ancient for teenagers)
Pinned
Alright, making and pinning this post and linking it back to AO3 as an update on Much Older.
At this point I have to put a hold on updates. The only thing I can say for sure is that I want to finish this fic so that the next posting should be the last. I will continue to whine abt this on bsky lol
At this point I have to put a hold on updates. The only thing I can say for sure is that I want to finish this fic so that the next posting should be the last. I will continue to whine abt this on bsky lol
I want to make an update on this just because I feel more and more awful every passing day that I can't sit down and finish the fic. Things are possibly settling into a more predictable pattern at work and also I am now shopping to replace my broken laptop.
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Hanging out in the master röķşïïñ waiting for the country to charge me 600 dollars to deny my plans putting me in the back of an 18 month line
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hanging out in the master röķşïïñ waiting for the country to charge me 600 dollars to deny my plans putting me in the back of an 18 month line
I don't know why YT suddenly threw an SPN vid at me in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty Five, and I had not heard of this person before, but she is so sexy and correct www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaUk...
The Greedy Disaster of Supernatural
YouTube video by Lily Simpson
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don't know why YT suddenly threw an SPN vid at me in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty Five, and I had not heard of this person before, but she is so sexy and correct www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaUk...
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Thissss 👇👇👇
Whenever you make art you should make it the most self indulgent thing that has ever existed. make it so self indulgent ppl are like Hmm is this a fetish, they went so hard with it, wow, I don't even go here but maybe I do now
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thissss 👇👇👇
lrp AND MY AXE
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
lrp AND MY AXE
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
Well, everybody here has spellcheck. Can't we just have the Developers use that, instead?
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Well, everybody here has spellcheck. Can't we just have the Developers use that, instead?
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Her mom is a lawyer too so you have to wonder if that essay was written with the intent of getting this response because it sure looks like she’s still going to sue despite getting her way.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Her mom is a lawyer too so you have to wonder if that essay was written with the intent of getting this response because it sure looks like she’s still going to sue despite getting her way.
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Everything about this situation makes sense once you realize her Mom failed at running for Mayor, and resigned from her city council, and pivoted to conservative talk radio/podcasting, converted to evangelical Christianity in 2022 and can be seen here posing with Michael Flynn lol
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Everything about this situation makes sense once you realize her Mom failed at running for Mayor, and resigned from her city council, and pivoted to conservative talk radio/podcasting, converted to evangelical Christianity in 2022 and can be seen here posing with Michael Flynn lol
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With SCREEN Act and KOSA on the legislative block this week, there couldn't be a better time for Fight's "Stop Online ID Checks" Week of Action.
Today's action: Share and sign the petition.
Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
Today's action: Share and sign the petition.
Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
With SCREEN Act and KOSA on the legislative block this week, there couldn't be a better time for Fight's "Stop Online ID Checks" Week of Action.
Today's action: Share and sign the petition.
Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
Today's action: Share and sign the petition.
Find out more here: www.stoponlineidchecks.org
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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Please call if you can! We want them to know they're having this hearing in the shadow of our vehement disapproval
#SaveSpeech
tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills
A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance
please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills
A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance
please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Please call if you can! We want them to know they're having this hearing in the shadow of our vehement disapproval
What kind of Constitutional lawyer doesn't understand that 1A protects you from punishment from the US Government, not from a grade in a class?
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What kind of Constitutional lawyer doesn't understand that 1A protects you from punishment from the US Government, not from a grade in a class?
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MORE: ‘DOJBALL’ searchable database of 307 ICE/CBP employees, collected from an October 2025 DOJ data leak.
Includes a whole heck of a lot of private info on agents. ipfs.io/ipfs/QmP4v5G...
Includes a whole heck of a lot of private info on agents. ipfs.io/ipfs/QmP4v5G...
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
MORE: ‘DOJBALL’ searchable database of 307 ICE/CBP employees, collected from an October 2025 DOJ data leak.
Includes a whole heck of a lot of private info on agents. ipfs.io/ipfs/QmP4v5G...
Includes a whole heck of a lot of private info on agents. ipfs.io/ipfs/QmP4v5G...
Since I've come on board, the company has gone from Microsoft PowerPoint to Adobe Captivate to Articulate Storyline and I just want want to say fuuuuuuuuuck Articulate and their dogshit website.
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Since I've come on board, the company has gone from Microsoft PowerPoint to Adobe Captivate to Articulate Storyline and I just want want to say fuuuuuuuuuck Articulate and their dogshit website.
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I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
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“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To
More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
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Still looking for respondents! If you have ever purchased makeup or beauty products in any way related to a fan object, please consider taking a few minutes to fill this out this brief survey: utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Have you ever purchased makeup or beauty projects based on your fandom? If you are 18 years or older, please fill out this 10 minute survey for a research project on embodied fan identities. Share widely! Contact with any questions: [email protected]. utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
September 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still looking for respondents! If you have ever purchased makeup or beauty products in any way related to a fan object, please consider taking a few minutes to fill this out this brief survey: utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
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square is giving away the $59 chip reader for free as long as you log in to your account to order it 👁️👄👁️
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
square is giving away the $59 chip reader for free as long as you log in to your account to order it 👁️👄👁️
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us: stand your ground on the phones with MC and Visa but be kind to the rep on the phone!
scold fetishists: you're horrible for stressing out those workers. you're not getting anything done. excuse me while I go repost my daily 20+ furry porn accounts, half of which have had their paypal nuked
scold fetishists: you're horrible for stressing out those workers. you're not getting anything done. excuse me while I go repost my daily 20+ furry porn accounts, half of which have had their paypal nuked
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
us: stand your ground on the phones with MC and Visa but be kind to the rep on the phone!
scold fetishists: you're horrible for stressing out those workers. you're not getting anything done. excuse me while I go repost my daily 20+ furry porn accounts, half of which have had their paypal nuked
scold fetishists: you're horrible for stressing out those workers. you're not getting anything done. excuse me while I go repost my daily 20+ furry porn accounts, half of which have had their paypal nuked
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No.
I promise you a (surprisingly) few hours w/a decent search engine will get you much more useful info on building nuclear weapons.
FURTHERMORE!
The basic principles are well understood & published.
ChatGPT isn’t gonna be able to tell me measurements much less be able to crap out some HEU.
I promise you a (surprisingly) few hours w/a decent search engine will get you much more useful info on building nuclear weapons.
FURTHERMORE!
The basic principles are well understood & published.
ChatGPT isn’t gonna be able to tell me measurements much less be able to crap out some HEU.
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No.
I promise you a (surprisingly) few hours w/a decent search engine will get you much more useful info on building nuclear weapons.
FURTHERMORE!
The basic principles are well understood & published.
ChatGPT isn’t gonna be able to tell me measurements much less be able to crap out some HEU.
I promise you a (surprisingly) few hours w/a decent search engine will get you much more useful info on building nuclear weapons.
FURTHERMORE!
The basic principles are well understood & published.
ChatGPT isn’t gonna be able to tell me measurements much less be able to crap out some HEU.
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Your occasional reminder that two of the top selling games of 2025 were the Oblivion remake that removed gender binaries in character creation and the Assassin’s Creed game starring a woman and a black man and the neckbeards spent two sales quarters wailing about both of these to no avail
Even by the standards of anti-woke journalism this is lazy dreck. The first piece of "evidence" that older gamers are mad about wokeness is a random Reddit comment — that isn't a complaint about wokeness.
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2025/11/2...
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Your occasional reminder that two of the top selling games of 2025 were the Oblivion remake that removed gender binaries in character creation and the Assassin’s Creed game starring a woman and a black man and the neckbeards spent two sales quarters wailing about both of these to no avail
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Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!
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Trump is invading American cities to nominally address crime, and I think the scale of his pardon-sprees should be given more political salience
When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trump is invading American cities to nominally address crime, and I think the scale of his pardon-sprees should be given more political salience