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@mactheox.bsky.social

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He/him. An acceptable friend, rival, or acquaintance. Fond of marketing, meteorology, and any form of creative expression that doesn't involve hurting oneself unnecessarily. Let's see how long this ride lasts!

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Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 6d

Oh no! How will a cunning thief get a ladder down there?

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 11d

Love Triage. Looks like "love triangle" and you can probably swing some SEO pull from people who are researching a very complicated situation in romance.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 12d

*press button* Phazon.

*release button* Phaz-off.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 12d

I would totally have put this on my face as a child. And probably have exposed myself to some unfortunate chemicals as a result.

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Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 18d

Bishy > spoony.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 24d

Like the other place, but less scary people fighting and/or queueing up for match.

Hope you're doing amazing! 😁

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 28d

This is why I prefer massage chairs: less judgment.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28d

"When the flowers begin to wilt with chill… When the coffee shops begin unveiling new and exciting lattes… That’s how I’ll know it’s the one week of the year it’s seasonally appropriate for me to wear my Sensible Fall Jacket."

What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket

When the Hunter’s Moon approaches… When the flowers begin to wilt with chill… When the coffee shops begin unveiling new and exciting lattes… That’s...

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Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · 28d

I just started Hades II. Kind of hesitant to do so, knowing it will be my personality for the next few months.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Sep 27

I never thought the unearthly spectacular would eat MY face.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Sep 21

Emotional outlets are for both the good and the bad. But hope your heart finds peace with the pen. ❤️

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Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Sep 14

How is this business not a giant mouse-shaped crater? I realize Disney has bigger fish to fry with the AI thing but I also feel like they'd have strong legal opinions on someone making money off these.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Sep 13

For #NationalVideoGameDay, quote with four games you're excited for! 🎮🕹️

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Aug 24

It's very commercial, despite its "not always on your phone" messaging. If you don't own a cool car (or know someone who does) and aren't dressed in the period fashion, you aren't "back there" no matter how bad you pine for it.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Aug 22

www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/yes-ex...

Immediately thought of this.

Three Panel Soul's "Yes Exactly" issue. THREEPANELSOUL.com, by Matthew Boyd and Ian McConville. Published Sept. 11, 2017.

SCENE - INT., TABLE WITH BEVERAGE.
A bearded man is startled.
Grizzly 1, looming over bearded man's shoulder: Hi, is this the bear meetup?
Bearded man: Oh, uh... that actually refers to the gay bear sub-culture.
Grizzly 1, indicating Grizzly 2 with its paw: Yes, this is my partner.
Bearded man: ...So, you're both men?
Grizzly 2: I am very cleary wearing a tie. (He is.)

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Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Aug 16

The part of me that wants to take up writing again is worried it'll go less like Stephen King writing "The Shining" and more like Jack Torrance in "The Shining" movie.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Aug 16

I made a KPDH joke but this FeelsBadMan. May it find its way to your doorstep. Eventually.

But hope they send you another one.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Aug 9

I was thinking he sounds more of a Punch-Out!! villain. You know, like in the Wii remake where all the ones you beat soundly came back with some cheap trick that seems to circumvent the intent of the competition.

Not an apt comparison, I admit.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Aug 3

I've never been able to articulate why I hate them in some messages but not others, but this is it. You summed it.

They drag you to an emotion you don't feel, a response you wouldn't have in a different context.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Jul 29

Exile Vilify is impossible to find in a non-game, not-bootleg context.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Jul 27

I feel like every internet niche has the "okay, we're getting tired of seeing everyone's junk 24/7" renaissance in good time. Even Google eventually built those filters up.

Bluesky folks just needs people to be better about tagging their stuff.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Jul 14

I hope there's a Kirby cameo, purely for the meta-joke.

a cartoon character is standing in a field of grass .

Alt: Kirby walks across a field of grass towards the camera.

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Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Jul 13

People were making Halloween social posts on July 5th. Everyone was over this summer before it started.

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Jul 4

Asked, "If you could chĕnge your fĕte, would you?"

Mac @mactheox.bsky.social · Jun 29

Fans thwipping for Pride and for temperature management.