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Mia 🇲🇦
@m33uhh.bsky.social
math nerd currently in ohio
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Probz gonna delete old posts on here like I did on twitter. Cause my parents live in Kentucky, but I live in the moment.
The feminine urge to disregard any protein on my plate
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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How many four goal playoff losses are you allowed in one season. they have to liquidate right
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We did it!
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
All these delicious innovations in high protein foods are Not! Good! for my calorie deficit
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The biggest thing I've learned from all this shock collar drama is how weird and boring streamers are

I keep seeing clips that are supposed to be dramatic highlights of one of the most popular streamers out there and it's just a dude slowly yappin in a room? And he does this for 7 hours a day??
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I love setting my YouTube playback speed back to 1.5x at least 7 times a day
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The price of fitness apps has truly fucked with my brain because I was expecting this Xbox gamepass uproar to be about a lot more money
October 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you
September 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Screenshotting your own mediocre dunk to tweet out is an instant mute bye
September 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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when you die in ohio this is what they do with your body
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Today has been a great opportunity to learn who does and who does not have an emotionally fulfilling group chat
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Arfsten just keeps looking too damn good. #Crew96 are gonna get an offer they can't refuse before long. #usmnt
September 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hot take: I don't think tips should be accepted when someone is running their own business and setting their own rates
September 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I opened Bluesky like 4 days ago and the discourse was so stupid that I rolled my eyes and switched to Reddit. I open Bluesky today and everyone's talking about the same exact shit! See you in a few days I guess
September 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Imagine all the pretty apps and websites for finding healthcare that could be built if prices were stable and consistent aka set by the government
August 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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fighter pilots are just male horse girls
August 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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i'd like to start a new subculture for people like me who are apartment dwellers and aren't allowed to have a gas or charcoal grill. we'll be like barbecue guys only for microwaves. we'll wear shirts to work that say "i'd rather be microwavin'!" and share microwave steak recipes and stuff
August 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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me, getting bribed: where the fuck are the chips
August 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM