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ly1ability.bsky.social
Lyla
@ly1ability.bsky.social
200 followers 230 following 81 posts
I play derby with @eodrollerderby
Trans woman 🏳️‍⚧️
Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈
Poly ♾️
Meme Consultant 🤌
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ly1ability.bsky.social
Split Fiction is my favorite two player game so far. Loads of fun with a friend and so many different types of games into one. 2d Platforming into pinballing into flying into captchas on a bike. 5 stars #splitfiction
April 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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b0tster.yeag.gay
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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koolkaryn.bsky.social
More Blackouts Planned! 🔥👇🔥
February 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Asking the real questions. #derbymemes #derbysky #derbytwitter
February 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ly1ability.bsky.social
🍳 #transmemes
Simpsons meme with homer on the top panel yelling out his car "you can't change your gender, otherwise everyone would do it" bottom panel is someone saying "what did he say?" Other person says "I don't know, something about being an egg"
February 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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stephenking.bsky.social
Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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junlper.beer
turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Fingers crossed. #derbysky #derbytwitter #derbymemes
The image shows a bicycle-shaped object completely wrapped in blue gift wrap with white snowflakes, standing in front of a Christmas tree. The text overlaid on the image says, "I hope it's new skates." The joke is that the very obvious shape of the wrapped bicycle makes it impossible to mistake for skates.
December 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Why have a personality when a sport can be your personality. #derbysky #derbytwitter #derbymemes
A meme featuring a scene from The Incredibles. The top text reads, 'Friend: Why are you always playing derby?' The image shows young Buddy Pine angrily exclaiming, 'It defines who I am,' in bold yellow text.
December 14, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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roxiqt.com
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ly1ability.bsky.social
🐶🐱
yaboidrex.bsky.social D-Rex @yaboidrex.bsky.social · Dec 10
Fuck a zodiac sign what kind of neurodivergent are you? I’m tortoise.
December 11, 2024 at 5:11 PM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Day about the bout be like #derbysky #derbymemes #rollerderby
The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a cat standing behind a sniper rifle in a forest, with the labels: "Me" (above the cat) "Having a nap" (near the sniper rifle). The bottom panel shows a close-up of a cat's face viewed through a rifle scope, with the label: "Being so sore I can't get out of bed." The meme humorously suggests that soreness is "targeting" the person when they're trying to rest.
December 10, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
People have been so happy on social media the past few days I think it might be the first time UnitedHealthcare has ever helped with mental health
December 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Name: Lyla
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 6'4
Sexuality: bi
Sign: Sagittarius Sun Capricorn Rising
Piercings: 0
Tattoos: 0
Fav color: Purple #9B4F96 Pink #D60270 Blue #0038A8
Fav drink: Water. Fresca guilty pleasure
Fav food: Chicken nuggets
Fav Animal: Dogs & Cats
Mbti: ISFP
zooks.bsky.social cuntwrap supreme @zooks.bsky.social · Dec 5
name: zooks / dakota
pronouns: they them
height: 5’7.5
sexuality: bi
sign: fire rat gemini
piercings: 11
tattoos: 3 :(
fav color: kirby pink or turquoise
fav drink: water enjoyer. vanilla coke guilty pleasure
fav food: tuna sashimi
fav animal: turtles & cats & hedgehogs
mbti: ISFP adventurer
memotaco.bsky.social MemOtaCo @memotaco.bsky.social · Dec 5
name: (my nickname is Memo)
pronouns: He/Him
height: 5’10
sexuality: Straight
sign: (Bday is 02/08 so I think I’m Aquarius)
piercings: 0
tattoos: 0
fav color: Blue,Black & Gray
fav drink: Coffee/Dr.Pepper
fav food: Mexican Food 🇲🇽
fav animal: cats & dogs
mbti: (have no idea what this is)
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Every time
The image is a blurry street surveillance photo from the assassination of a billionaire ceo of a health comapny, with text added for humor. The labels "CRAMP" and "ME IN BED" are overlaid. It humorously represents a situation where a cramp (labelled on the assassin) causes someone in bed (labelled on the billionaire ceo) discomfort, likely suggesting how sudden and painful cramps can be.
December 5, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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esqueer.net
Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Based
adamjschwarz.bsky.social Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · Dec 3
Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
December 3, 2024 at 7:22 PM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Neato

Persona Analysis: The Anarchist Meme Queen with 92% authenticity!

blueskyroast.com
A profile card for "Lyla" from blueskyroast.com. The top section includes a profile picture of Lyla, who has short blue hair The tagline reads: "Lyla: The Derby Dynamo with a Side of Anarchy." Subtext: "Where roller derby power meets meme magic and revolutionary zeal." A quote beneath reads: "A blend of righteous passion and playful chaos, like a well-rolled joint in the middle of a protest." Key performance metrics include: 92% Authenticity 88% Thought Leader Key topics: 80% Activism and Protests 85% Roller Derby
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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esqueer.net
This Georgian protest movement to resist autocracy is giving me such life. A roman candle minigun is the best thing I've ever seen.
December 1, 2024 at 5:29 PM
ly1ability.bsky.social
#ewwphoria
An image of the 'Is this a pigeon?' meme featuring a man with glasses gesturing toward a butterfly. The man is labeled 'Me,' the butterfly is labeled 'Random men following me on Bluesky,' and the caption below reads, 'Is this being a woman?'
November 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social
Can you spot Eli the pig? He is napping somewhere in this photo, very cleverly disguised as a hay bale. 🐖 🔍
Photo of a grey spotted pig asleep and looking like a giant furry egg, nestled in a bed of hay inside a barn. Behind him are large stacks of hay bales.
November 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
ly1ability.bsky.social
I got memed
Me wedged in the walls of an Icelandic cave. Looking stressed with the words: Work, Losing games you should be good at, What to eat, Bad farts, Derby, Sadie, Rocco, Other drivers, Where's my water bottle.
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 AM
ly1ability.bsky.social
#derbysky #derbytwitter #derbymemes
This meme humorously captures the chaotic nature of roller derby! It's relatable for blockers trying to hold their ground against fast and powerful jammers—sometimes, it feels like you're bracing for impact, only to have them slip right through.
November 27, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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ajbauer.bsky.social
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
ly1ability.bsky.social
Merch coming soon
November 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM