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Lucy
@lucysmooshy.bsky.social
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I live in Wiltshire and dream in glitter and cats. Queer af 🏳️‍🌈 Autistic. They/she. 30s. 💖💜💙
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Oh, also - today was our 17th anniversary! What a day!

I love you @antonycull.bsky.social and I can't wait to adopt our furry, terrified son x
There will be SO MANY. But it might take a couple of weeks, because the poor boy was so scared when we met him today that all I saw of him from his hiding place was his butt and one terrified eye 😅 I look forward to eventually seeing all of him in one go!
Serious discussions happening in our house tonight about Which Cat Tree Looks Like The Best Cat Tree.
I've been sitting on this in case it didn't go through, but today @antonycull.bsky.social and I went to meet Freddie at our local RSPCA branch, and next Friday we get to bring him home ❤️
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
This is the second time they've had to find him a new home and he's very overwhelmed and scared of everything right now. I already love him with my whole heart.
I've been sitting on this in case it didn't go through, but today @antonycull.bsky.social and I went to meet Freddie at our local RSPCA branch, and next Friday we get to bring him home ❤️
I did one of those foot mask things that make your skin peel SEVEN WEEKS AGO and my feet still look like zombie feet. Which is regrettable, but at least seasonal.
Update: we failed to give Vinnie any treats so he tricked us (stole one of my socks from the laundry basket and murdered it.)
Best trick-or-treaters so far:

- kid who was very excited about the Minecraft costume "I made myself!"
- two babies
- two dogs (!!)
- Vinnie
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Not us though. We're delights x
Such a little shit [/deeply affectionate] Always here if you need a wail or anything ❤️
You're brilliant and people suck x
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
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!! Congratulations to them!
Oh is *that* what the inside pocket is for? Damn, I've been putting my phone in there.
Look, it's not my most creative Halloween window (I am *so* tired) but it's done! And it was so much easier now that I don't have to climb over the kitchen sink to stick stuff on the window 😆
Fuck me, I don't remember the Fears Death milestone in Development Matters.
I have a very clear mental image of how good I look in wide legged jeans.

Unfortunately this is mostly because, in the mental image, I am 17.
I am not enjoying the trend for wide legged jeans because I am, as a millennial, drawn to them like a moth to the flame, but I am also terrified that if I put a pair on and looked in the mirror I would instantly see how old I actually am and might never recover.
Cryptid discovered on Vinted.
Can't beat a full album smack talking a single man. Beautiful.
Listening to the new Lily Allen album for the gossip.