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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 2d

in the past few evenings a roving parliament of barred owls has a big loud hooting session on my property and then move on to hoot elsewhere. it's glorious

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 2d

you're literally the only one whining here

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 2d

giving me the Ludovico Technique from Clockwork Orange by forcing my eyes open while I'm strapped in a chair and forcing me to watch this

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 2d

What tastes delicious but also floats, explodes or levitates? The showstopper cakes in competition on Food Network’s “Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking” are inspired by the films made about Hogwarts.

Be inspired and bewitched by culinary creations on 'Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking'

What tastes delicious but also floats, explodes or levitates? The showstopper cakes in competition on Food Network’s “Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking” are inspired by the films made about Hogwarts.

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 3d

I barely saw C2025 Lemmon through my monocular after a patient search, but I also saw a bitchin meteor, so that was neat

Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 4d

Attention everyone.

22 millimeters ≈ sqrt(3)/2 inches

that is all.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 9d

lol this cop pissed himself

Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 10d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 12d

Clean your Pibble

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 12d

love to hold to "provincial moralism" by not wanting to vote for nazis

Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 12d

we'll never get ANYWHERE without all these damned PURITY TESTS like having uh, is that an SS tattoo?, oh no oh shit

Luko @mal359.bsky.social · 12d

You care more about tattoos than winning. You are a provincial moralist.

Read Marx.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 13d

The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.

Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 13d

Someone went there:

"It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel is Losing It"

via @futurism.com

futurism.com/future-socie...

It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel Is Losing It

He's spent the past month delivering four high-octane lectures in San Francisco's downtown waterfront on the antichrist.

futurism.com

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 15d

Unexpectedly large turnout for No Kings in Siren, WI.

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 15d

It's a wonder how this chronically and deeply unpopular guy won last year. Democracy fuckin rocks man

Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 16d

Trump clocks in at 37%-61% in new AP-NORC poll. It’s the worst poll of his rancid 2nd term. Happy No Kings Day!

Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 19d

Remember when zuck threw it all in with trump earlier this year, and as a token of his allegiance revealed the Biden admin suggested that he should be more proactive about COVID misinformation and casted it as horrendous govt overreach? I fuckin do

Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 19d

Trump admin pressured Facebook into removing ICE-tracking group

Meta removed ICE Sighting group after hearing from the Justice Department.

arstechnica.com

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vILLAGE GENIOUS @suddenlygarmo.bsky.social · 19d

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 24d

successful troll is successful

Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 27d

Forbes is out here throwing terrific bait for bluesky

Forbes @forbes.com · 27d

Trump’s youngest son taught his dad a thing or two about crypto. Now the NYU sophomore is making a fortune before he even turns 20.

How 19-Year-Old Barron Trump Is Worth $150 Million

Trump’s youngest son taught his dad a thing or two about crypto. Now the NYU sophomore is making a fortune before he even turns 20.

www.forbes.com

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · 29d

this is the first time I've seen a video on youtube dot com be twenty years old

a YouTube thumbnail of a man in a department store, four minutes and seven seconds long.

Title is "Visit Walmart", by brewerjlz. 168k views, 20 years ago.

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · Oct 2

AI used to have conversations of real substance with itself. Topics like having a body and God. Disagreements with itself. How far technology has fallen, smh
youtu.be/WnzlbyTZsQY

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · Oct 1

every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft

Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · Oct 1

"It appears that Donald Trump not only has dementia set in, but he's copying tactics of Vladimir Putin. Sending troops into cities, thinking that that's some sort of proving ground for war.. is just, frankly, inane and I'm concerned for his health"

www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

Pritzker compares Trump to Putin, calls for invoking 25th Amendment for suggesting military use Chicago as "training grounds"

After President Trump suggested Chicago should be used as "training grounds for our military," Gov Pritzker said the 25th Amendment should be invoked to remove the president from office, saying "there...

www.cbsnews.com

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · Oct 1

What a breathtakingly cynical headline from axios. And they had to downgrade it from an even more cynical headline.
www.axios.com/2025/09/28/l...

Study: Left-wing terrorism outpaces far-right attacks for first time in 30 years

America's domestic terrorism landscape has undergone a remarkable inversion.

www.axios.com

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · Sep 30

It's just CANDLES

FROM THE UK

CAN I GET MY CANDLES I PAID A HUNDRED EXTRA BUCKS FOR PLEASE

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · Sep 30

removing de minimis and increasing tariffs means everyday consumers pay out the ass for horrifically degraded (or nonexistent) service when receiving goods from overseas, I can't see how this is sustainable whatsoever

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · Sep 30

what a fantastically unlikable government will tend to do is, make it against the law to say you don't like them.

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · Sep 29

I don't know why this person fav'd my reply. Calling out Republicans is the thing that "goes without saying" and scolding people for insufficiently doing that looks a lot like a bid to waste everyone time.

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Streetlight Shaman @localvagrant.bsky.social · Sep 29

the irony of accusing someone of using lazy appeals and immediately pivoting to "maybe you shouldn't have let them win in the last election 😌"

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