Shadow Daniel
@limeblast.co.uk
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Shadow Daniel
@limeblast.co.uk
· Feb 1
Sung to the tune of “spider-pig”:
🎶
Apricat.
Apricat.
Does whatever an Apricat does.
Does she bite?
Does she scratch?
Yes she does.
Yes she does.
Look out, it’s an Apricat.
🎶
🎶
Apricat.
Apricat.
Does whatever an Apricat does.
Does she bite?
Does she scratch?
Yes she does.
Yes she does.
Look out, it’s an Apricat.
🎶
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everyone should look at daniel's cat, not just because she's a sweetie, but because her name is Apricat which, i mean, come on, amazing
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
everyone should look at daniel's cat, not just because she's a sweetie, but because her name is Apricat which, i mean, come on, amazing
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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If you blame migrants collectively for the horrible actions of a few but do not hold white people collectively responsible when white people commit heinous crimes, that's racism. Just saying.
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If you blame migrants collectively for the horrible actions of a few but do not hold white people collectively responsible when white people commit heinous crimes, that's racism. Just saying.
From my heaviest to today I’ve just just over 23kg. That’s more weight than these two combined. And these are real fucking heavy.
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
From my heaviest to today I’ve just just over 23kg. That’s more weight than these two combined. And these are real fucking heavy.
This, right here, is perfection!
10/10. No notes.
10/10. No notes.
i'm dressing as myself this hallowe'en. call it my Cos-tume
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This, right here, is perfection!
10/10. No notes.
10/10. No notes.
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I’m all for normalising. But we also need to make it affordable.
I really benefited from the therapy I had a new years ago, but it wasn’t cheap.
(And she had very reasonable rates)
I really benefited from the therapy I had a new years ago, but it wasn’t cheap.
(And she had very reasonable rates)
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
CHAT WITH SOMEONE ABOUT WHATS GOING ON UPSTAIRS
THEY’RE NOT A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER SO YOU CAN JUST GO OFF
ALL TOP SECRET
YOU FEEL GREAT AFTER
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
CHAT WITH SOMEONE ABOUT WHATS GOING ON UPSTAIRS
THEY’RE NOT A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER SO YOU CAN JUST GO OFF
ALL TOP SECRET
YOU FEEL GREAT AFTER
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’m all for normalising. But we also need to make it affordable.
I really benefited from the therapy I had a new years ago, but it wasn’t cheap.
(And she had very reasonable rates)
I really benefited from the therapy I had a new years ago, but it wasn’t cheap.
(And she had very reasonable rates)
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👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
CHAT WITH SOMEONE ABOUT WHATS GOING ON UPSTAIRS
THEY’RE NOT A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER SO YOU CAN JUST GO OFF
ALL TOP SECRET
YOU FEEL GREAT AFTER
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
CHAT WITH SOMEONE ABOUT WHATS GOING ON UPSTAIRS
THEY’RE NOT A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER SO YOU CAN JUST GO OFF
ALL TOP SECRET
YOU FEEL GREAT AFTER
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
October 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
CHAT WITH SOMEONE ABOUT WHATS GOING ON UPSTAIRS
THEY’RE NOT A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER SO YOU CAN JUST GO OFF
ALL TOP SECRET
YOU FEEL GREAT AFTER
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
CHAT WITH SOMEONE ABOUT WHATS GOING ON UPSTAIRS
THEY’RE NOT A FRIEND OR A FAMILY MEMBER SO YOU CAN JUST GO OFF
ALL TOP SECRET
YOU FEEL GREAT AFTER
👏 NORMALISE BLOKES GOING FOR A CHEEKY BIT OF THERAPY!!
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NEW COMIC: Pumpkins 🎃
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
NEW COMIC: Pumpkins 🎃
My body doesn’t seem to realise that the clocks have changed, because now I’m waking up at 5:15 each morning, and falling asleep at 9.
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
My body doesn’t seem to realise that the clocks have changed, because now I’m waking up at 5:15 each morning, and falling asleep at 9.
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god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
I don’t particularly enjoy strength training, but I’ve somehow managed to log 50 of them to Apple Fitness - so that’s something
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I don’t particularly enjoy strength training, but I’ve somehow managed to log 50 of them to Apple Fitness - so that’s something
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heads up, i'm selling my old Nikon EM body. light seals need replacing but otherwise a solid workhorse of a camera. even comes with batteries. UK only.
shorturl.at/EKoX5
shorturl.at/EKoX5
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
heads up, i'm selling my old Nikon EM body. light seals need replacing but otherwise a solid workhorse of a camera. even comes with batteries. UK only.
shorturl.at/EKoX5
shorturl.at/EKoX5
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Time for a Bite-Time Story! 💀
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Time for a Bite-Time Story! 💀
I’ve got new a new hoodie, new jeans, and I’m feeling pretty good about myself ❤️
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’ve got new a new hoodie, new jeans, and I’m feeling pretty good about myself ❤️
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Me? I'm just an ordinary 9-year-old. My superpower? The uncanny ability to predict which static element in a cartoon is going to animate!
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me? I'm just an ordinary 9-year-old. My superpower? The uncanny ability to predict which static element in a cartoon is going to animate!
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
Words which have helped me through difficult times.
But when found inside a toilet cubicle, they take on a different meaning.
But when found inside a toilet cubicle, they take on a different meaning.
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Words which have helped me through difficult times.
But when found inside a toilet cubicle, they take on a different meaning.
But when found inside a toilet cubicle, they take on a different meaning.
Define your musical taste with 8 artists.
- Genesis
- Steven Wilson
- Prodigy
- Solar Fields
- Ott
- BT
- Madonna
- Air
- Genesis
- Steven Wilson
- Prodigy
- Solar Fields
- Ott
- BT
- Madonna
- Air
define your music taste with 8 artists
Daughter
Flogging Molly
CHVRCHES
Tove Lo
Carly Rae Jepsen
KT Tunstall
Liam Frost
Metric
Daughter
Flogging Molly
CHVRCHES
Tove Lo
Carly Rae Jepsen
KT Tunstall
Liam Frost
Metric
define your music taste with 8 artists 💽
Johnny Cash
Rage Against the Machine
NIN
Massive Attack
Nina Simone
Run the Jewels
Cypress Hill
Nirvana
Johnny Cash
Rage Against the Machine
NIN
Massive Attack
Nina Simone
Run the Jewels
Cypress Hill
Nirvana
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Define your musical taste with 8 artists.
- Genesis
- Steven Wilson
- Prodigy
- Solar Fields
- Ott
- BT
- Madonna
- Air
- Genesis
- Steven Wilson
- Prodigy
- Solar Fields
- Ott
- BT
- Madonna
- Air
As of this morning I’m officially overweight.
Which is good, because it means I’m no longer obese.
Which is good, because it means I’m no longer obese.
October 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
As of this morning I’m officially overweight.
Which is good, because it means I’m no longer obese.
Which is good, because it means I’m no longer obese.
Me, fat bastard, back in October 2023. I’ve lost over 20kg since then.
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Me, fat bastard, back in October 2023. I’ve lost over 20kg since then.
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Shout out to the Naked Bikeride who today ran hundreds of naked people directly through the line of federal officers and effectively blocked them from assaulting demonstrators. Being naked on a bike goes on the list of effective tactics if you get at least 500 of them and the city loves you.
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Shout out to the Naked Bikeride who today ran hundreds of naked people directly through the line of federal officers and effectively blocked them from assaulting demonstrators. Being naked on a bike goes on the list of effective tactics if you get at least 500 of them and the city loves you.
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why