Mother Sauce
@lagello.bsky.social
Every Thanksgiving I make the same mistake-- I fill up on seaweed
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Every Thanksgiving I make the same mistake-- I fill up on seaweed
I'm on a liquid diet because I have to go in for a colon of scopy
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I'm on a liquid diet because I have to go in for a colon of scopy
I have such a high baseball IQ that I'm a member of baseball MENSA
September 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I have such a high baseball IQ that I'm a member of baseball MENSA
My kid is trying to convince me that "Unc" is a pejorative term when it is obviously a title of honor
August 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My kid is trying to convince me that "Unc" is a pejorative term when it is obviously a title of honor
Did you guys hear they're making a new Poltergeist movie? Yeah in this one the little girl gets stuck in a freaking iPad
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Did you guys hear they're making a new Poltergeist movie? Yeah in this one the little girl gets stuck in a freaking iPad
Getting a reiki massage from Michael Winslow
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Getting a reiki massage from Michael Winslow
Get me to Gad's country
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Get me to Gad's country
There was another well-known Wingleader who led the band Winger--fellow named Kip.
The leader of a gang of Turkeys is known as the "Wingleader"
January 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
There was another well-known Wingleader who led the band Winger--fellow named Kip.
The leader of a gang of Turkeys is known as the "Wingleader"
January 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The leader of a gang of Turkeys is known as the "Wingleader"
congrats to the top performers who made the cut at meta, now you can continue to work on projects like the one where you place suggestions for ai prompts under Garfield memes like "What religion is John?"
January 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
congrats to the top performers who made the cut at meta, now you can continue to work on projects like the one where you place suggestions for ai prompts under Garfield memes like "What religion is John?"
crazy shift at work tonight (I work at an axe throwing bar as an axe. They fired me and all the other axes and replaced us with ai axes)
December 20, 2024 at 3:49 AM
crazy shift at work tonight (I work at an axe throwing bar as an axe. They fired me and all the other axes and replaced us with ai axes)
The world's a freakin' vampiya
November 27, 2024 at 3:21 AM
The world's a freakin' vampiya
They said the tea was herbal and I said I don't care who's bal it is, I ain't gonna drink it
January 13, 2024 at 1:46 AM
They said the tea was herbal and I said I don't care who's bal it is, I ain't gonna drink it
Cheugy Blue Cheese Dressing
November 19, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Cheugy Blue Cheese Dressing
wtf this mf's name
September 16, 2023 at 4:51 AM
wtf this mf's name