LaFemmeMonkita
@lafenmemonkita.bsky.social
Twitter survivor, Seattle-based, Gen X human.
This chick has some serious Daddy issues. I mean, if I'm being frank...
Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This chick has some serious Daddy issues. I mean, if I'm being frank...
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Mike Johnson right now:
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Mike Johnson right now:
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We're maybe eleven days away from "All I Want for Christmas Is You" starting to play nonstop. Enjoy these eleven days.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We're maybe eleven days away from "All I Want for Christmas Is You" starting to play nonstop. Enjoy these eleven days.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
Best pizza crust I've ever made. And it sure beats paying $40 to have pizza delivered.
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Best pizza crust I've ever made. And it sure beats paying $40 to have pizza delivered.
My trusted confidante
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My trusted confidante
Fine, I classify the Mar-A-Lago face ugly as shit.
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Fine, I classify the Mar-A-Lago face ugly as shit.
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The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
Take a few minutes to read Sarah's Substack on this. It's quite the eye-opener.
Before the Trump administration invented "Antifa", the government of Uzbekistan invented "Akromiya": sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/inventing-...
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Take a few minutes to read Sarah's Substack on this. It's quite the eye-opener.
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It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
I've never seen this little guy before. Anyone know what type of bird this is?
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I've never seen this little guy before. Anyone know what type of bird this is?
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“Secondary delusions” are stories people invent to explain impossible beliefs—like “Portland is burning” or “autism is an epidemic.”
Trump’s entire regime runs on them. That’s why he’s hunting “Antifa” & destroying vaccines; it’s more than just a cult.
www.mind-war.com/p/secondary-...
Trump’s entire regime runs on them. That’s why he’s hunting “Antifa” & destroying vaccines; it’s more than just a cult.
www.mind-war.com/p/secondary-...
Secondary Delusions: Trump’s Totalist Mythology
Inside the dual-delusion loop that defines an authoritarian psyche.
www.mind-war.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Secondary delusions” are stories people invent to explain impossible beliefs—like “Portland is burning” or “autism is an epidemic.”
Trump’s entire regime runs on them. That’s why he’s hunting “Antifa” & destroying vaccines; it’s more than just a cult.
www.mind-war.com/p/secondary-...
Trump’s entire regime runs on them. That’s why he’s hunting “Antifa” & destroying vaccines; it’s more than just a cult.
www.mind-war.com/p/secondary-...
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
Lake Moraine, Banff, Alberta, Canada
September 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Lake Moraine, Banff, Alberta, Canada
Make it make sense.
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Make it make sense.
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CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines
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CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines
ATLANTA—Stressing that the rules were formulated for the safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidelines Thursday governing female body hair. “Effective immediately, women nationwide are advised to remove all hair from arms, legs, underarms, and genital areas or suffer the legal consequences,” said CDC spokesperson Jamie Reardon, stressing that […]
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June 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
CDC Publishes Female Body Hair Guidelines
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“Boys, your father wanted me to tell you that you won’t be seeing your Uncle Elon anymore because he is now in a million pieces,” said Susie Wiles theonion.com/weeping...
Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident
WASHINGTON—Making sure the pair were sitting down before she delivered the news, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles reportedly told the Trump boys Friday that their Uncle Elon had been blown up in a rocket accident. “Boys, your father wanted me to tell you that you won’t be seeing your Uncle Elon anymore because […]
theonion.com
June 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Boys, your father wanted me to tell you that you won’t be seeing your Uncle Elon anymore because he is now in a million pieces,” said Susie Wiles theonion.com/weeping...
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If the federal budget reconciliation bill passes, nearly 13,000 patients in King County alone will lose their access to reproductive health care at Planned Parenthood clinics, which includes abortion care, gender-affirming care, STD testing and treatment, birth control access, cancer screenings, etc
May 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If the federal budget reconciliation bill passes, nearly 13,000 patients in King County alone will lose their access to reproductive health care at Planned Parenthood clinics, which includes abortion care, gender-affirming care, STD testing and treatment, birth control access, cancer screenings, etc
If you know the drive between Portland and Seattle, then you see this hate-spewed billboard on the NB side in Chehalis, which has been the bain of our collective existence. Until now...
The place where this sign sits is up for sale and we might finally be rid of this thing after like 50 years
Hungover Pete Hegseth Mortified He Posted Military Secrets on I-5 Uncle Sam Billboard: tinyurl.com/2c6hrduw
May 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you know the drive between Portland and Seattle, then you see this hate-spewed billboard on the NB side in Chehalis, which has been the bain of our collective existence. Until now...
