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Kyoia
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Systems Administrator/Engineer | 32 | STD.C Industry Officer | Timberwolf | Colorado
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Kyoia @kyoia.bsky.social · Mar 7
CONGRATS!
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jon.standardscontracting.com
later beans o7 im going to go flick myself
penis
Dear Excellent Employees, Standards Contracting (STD.C) is pleased to announce its transition from a publicly traded corporation to a privately held enterprise. We have entered into an exciting acquisition agreement with the AESIF (Amarrian Empress Servile Investment Fund), a respected institution known for its long-term vision, stable returns, and uncompromising views on worker mobility. As part of this transition, all employees will be laid off. What does this mean for me? While your employment with Standards will soon conclude, we remain committed to guiding you into your next chapter. In that spirit, we are launching our Adaptive Worker Support & Human Taskforce (AWSHT). Leadership has already secured several opportunities for displaced Standards employees. Our friends at Sergal Jerk (LEYIF) have offered employment to all former Standards Contracting employees. We thank them for their continued commitment to our mutual community spirit. To discuss your transition options, please reach out to any active Standards Contracting officer. As always, it has been a pleasure to have you as a dependent contractor. Signed, Awali Maulerant Chief Executive Officer Weisen SISSRP Officer Rateki Chief Operations Officer Kyoia Achasse Industrial Officer Talbot Balboa Chief Propaganda Officer Dæmon War Officer
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Are there any furries playing Bitcraft? Would love to work alongside you to support a settlement!
August 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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My painting CATTLE COMING HOME
April 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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CONGRATS!
March 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Webfishing and skibidi @coyotesweets.bsky.social
Shot Marilyns but its fish and drawn with chalk in webfishing Coyote Sweets in the toilet and me thinking about flushing him Coyote Sweets and Kyoia fishing from a toilet
November 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #115,720!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #115,720, Kyoia ‪@kyoia.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 10, 2023"
September 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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I may be drunk but...
June 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Multi Factor Authentication for boat navigation:
Something you are: You are a boat
Something you know: You know the date
Something you have: A sextant
April 4, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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ezo.gay
Dusting this off from the skeeting archives
October 31, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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Happy Birthday to @kiba.1337gaming.com! Love you dear
August 15, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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Oh boy its going to be another one of those "hope I still have a job on monday"-kinda weeks
August 7, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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A lucidspark board with one GIANT blue sticky note that reads "Microsoft Teams" and nothing else
August 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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I declare... an economy!
July 31, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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snep.dog
July 27, 2023 at 5:54 PM
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dril.bsky.social
no
July 21, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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wolfy.club
I'd like to milk the two people please
sign near what looks to be a farmer's market or fair put up by cow breeders, "Milk it! Milk a Cow $3 2 People $5" followed by hours of availability
July 21, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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Email: "Your amazon package is arriving today"
Me literally every 15 minutes:
a ms paint drawing of the front porch of a house with someone looking through the mail slot
July 11, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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bad dragon cum lube that comes out with compressed gas like silly string
July 11, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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A very blue moon welcome to @coyotesweets.bsky.social! They are yeasty and hoppy and pairs well with candy.
July 11, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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WOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
July 8, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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welcome to bluey @highjack.bsky.social
July 6, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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When the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax.
THE CHEESE TAX
THE CHEESE TAX
July 5, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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Attention society, you cannot put a federal holiday on a Tuesday and expect any semblance of productivity to occur on said Monday. We now go live to our correspondent in the field @talbot.anthro.place who says:

"It's Monday?"

More on this at 11
July 3, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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Warm welcome to @keyworkdoggo.bsky.social for joining us on Bluey!
July 1, 2023 at 5:01 PM
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Welcome to Bluey @baitos.bsky.social I hope you find this app quite friendly and habitable
July 1, 2023 at 3:58 PM