Ari
@kobaltjew.bsky.social
Queer, Jewish, witchy-adjacent, and obsessed with my little dog. Obviously not speaking for or on behalf of my employer.
Fiber artist that is into WIPs and chains.
Fiber artist that is into WIPs and chains.
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Ari
@kobaltjew.bsky.social
· Oct 29
If you are going to come at me on skeet-threads I start for an internet slap-fight, please do me the courtesy of making sure we actually disagree. Maybe scroll my profile a bit.
Tax billionaire wealth. Tax it high. Tax it to the point that billionaires no longer exist.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Tax billionaire wealth. Tax it high. Tax it to the point that billionaires no longer exist.
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This is exciting news for the Canadian media ecosystem. Love to see it! www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/national/new...
News publishers’ copyright lawsuit against OpenAI to go ahead in Ontario
OTTAWA - An Ontario court has decided a copyright lawsuit filed by Canadian news publishers against OpenAI will proceed in that province.
www.thecanadianpressnews.ca
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is exciting news for the Canadian media ecosystem. Love to see it! www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/national/new...
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Overheard at HEB this morning:
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Overheard at HEB this morning:
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
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fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
fuck him up bonnie
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
Happy, You Don’t Actually Have To Spend This Holiday With Family If You Don’t Want To.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Happy, You Don’t Actually Have To Spend This Holiday With Family If You Don’t Want To.
Compared to Trump and Vance, Nixon looks like Mary Fucking Poppins.
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Compared to Trump and Vance, Nixon looks like Mary Fucking Poppins.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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“Santa is secular”
Santa:
Santa:
Saint Nick was based on Nicholas, bishop of Bari, an early Christian saint who gave gifts to people in secret, usually as a way to have done a good deed. The name Santa clause is a bastardization of Sinterklaas, a Germanic form of Saint Nick. It’s very Christian.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“Santa is secular”
Santa:
Santa:
Apparently some muckity muck at Microsoft is sad so many people are unimpressed with “A.I.”
It’s not that we aren’t impressed (tho, many of us are not). It’s that very few people asked “is there an ethical way to go about this?” before building their slop output bots and forcing it on us all.
It’s not that we aren’t impressed (tho, many of us are not). It’s that very few people asked “is there an ethical way to go about this?” before building their slop output bots and forcing it on us all.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Apparently some muckity muck at Microsoft is sad so many people are unimpressed with “A.I.”
It’s not that we aren’t impressed (tho, many of us are not). It’s that very few people asked “is there an ethical way to go about this?” before building their slop output bots and forcing it on us all.
It’s not that we aren’t impressed (tho, many of us are not). It’s that very few people asked “is there an ethical way to go about this?” before building their slop output bots and forcing it on us all.
Every time I see that one photo of Kash Patel, I wonder if the photo was taken while a car was speeding toward him and the photographer.
Did someone stun you, bro?
Did someone stun you, bro?
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Every time I see that one photo of Kash Patel, I wonder if the photo was taken while a car was speeding toward him and the photographer.
Did someone stun you, bro?
Did someone stun you, bro?
Having not read the One Piece manga that far, my guess is that it was always the plan for Shanks to “accidentally” let Luffy eat the gum gum fruit.
Too many coincidences.
Too many coincidences.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Having not read the One Piece manga that far, my guess is that it was always the plan for Shanks to “accidentally” let Luffy eat the gum gum fruit.
Too many coincidences.
Too many coincidences.
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
Ah. More reason to hate Peter Thiel.
I didn’t need more of a reason, but here we are.
I didn’t need more of a reason, but here we are.
This is correct. But keep in mind that Vance is Peter Thiel's man, and FBI agents revealed that Thiel was the subject of a decade-long RIS influence or recruitment operation run by Putin himself which Putin thought highly successful.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ah. More reason to hate Peter Thiel.
I didn’t need more of a reason, but here we are.
I didn’t need more of a reason, but here we are.
Happy dancing in my backyard that MTG is resigning.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Happy dancing in my backyard that MTG is resigning.
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Decriminalizing sex work would ALSO help against many of the criminal abuses I'm glad to see so many caring about of late.
👍
👍
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Decriminalizing sex work would ALSO help against many of the criminal abuses I'm glad to see so many caring about of late.
👍
👍
The world is a lot gayer than those on the right want to admit, even as they attempt to cover their own and each others gay sex scandals.
It was never about family values.
Unless the family value is being in deep denial about your own sexuality and human sexuality in general.
It was never about family values.
Unless the family value is being in deep denial about your own sexuality and human sexuality in general.
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The world is a lot gayer than those on the right want to admit, even as they attempt to cover their own and each others gay sex scandals.
It was never about family values.
Unless the family value is being in deep denial about your own sexuality and human sexuality in general.
It was never about family values.
Unless the family value is being in deep denial about your own sexuality and human sexuality in general.
:checks news:
Well. That’s a mental image I did not need or want.
Well. That’s a mental image I did not need or want.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
:checks news:
Well. That’s a mental image I did not need or want.
Well. That’s a mental image I did not need or want.
This is a Monkey D. Luffy stan account.
a close up of a person 's face with a purple background and the words raikyuus on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a purple background and the words raikyuus on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This is a Monkey D. Luffy stan account.
Oh, what the world would look like if we spent a majority of our time building each other up rather than the opposite.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Oh, what the world would look like if we spent a majority of our time building each other up rather than the opposite.
Gen Z is killing their first industry. I’m so proud of them.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Gen Z is killing their first industry. I’m so proud of them.
Just remember the Republican Party calls anything to the left of hunting humans for sport “communism.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Just remember the Republican Party calls anything to the left of hunting humans for sport “communism.”
Most of the Supreme Court should be thrown out of office.
How cruel to allow this President to cut SNAP so that he and his billionaire buddies can continue to feast.
How cruel to allow this President to cut SNAP so that he and his billionaire buddies can continue to feast.
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Most of the Supreme Court should be thrown out of office.
How cruel to allow this President to cut SNAP so that he and his billionaire buddies can continue to feast.
How cruel to allow this President to cut SNAP so that he and his billionaire buddies can continue to feast.
May your thrown sandwiches bruise your oppressors and their pride.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
May your thrown sandwiches bruise your oppressors and their pride.