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Knifey

@knifey.bsky.social

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Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Oct 28

Hi. I'm Knifey. 🐾🔪

I like cats and making stuff.

A digital illustration of a black cat standing on its back paws on a brown mound of earth with a green background. The style of the drawing is reminiscent of paper cut-out collages, and the highlights and shading are scratchy textures. The cat has a wide-stance and is leaning forward slightly, as if ready to pounce. It holds a knife in its right paw, and the blade of the knife is glowing with orange-pink smoke. It also has orange-pink glowing devil horns with smoke rising from them. The cats eyes are wide and with tiny slits for pupils, giving it a slightly unhinged expression.

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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 6d

Human intervention- a human drive to conquer and devour everything it can lay its hands on.

Digital art, my work. Human hands on a tiger

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Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · 20d

Fairly certain that my cooking methods have caused several people emotional distress.

(the beginning of a 5h journey to make jammy caramelized onions)

A brick of butter in a sea of uncooked onions.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · 21d

Thanks for listening, void.

I look forward to our next chat.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · 21d

I will continue to travel, and learn, and explore. I have the privilege and ability to do so, and so I will.

But I think I will accept that the patch of dirt I plant seeds in, the pets that roam around my home, and the humans who kiss my forehead... that is where my heart will always be.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · 21d

I find this confusing — I am a curious person, and exploration is a foundational aspect of why I live in a state of constant creative chaos (I have too many hobbies), but this does not expand out to the broader world.

My view is stunted, stuck in a macro state, only desiring to observe the nearby.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · 21d

Travelling is weird — I have yet to be consumed by the thrill of a new place, and be compelled to explore it.

Returning from places 'abroad' feels like relief. I am forever seeking a way to return to the spaces I call home, and dig my roots deep into their soil.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · 26d

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A group of protestors walking across a green lawn, wearing red in solidarity with Palestine and carrying a Palestinian flag in front of the Concertgebouw in Amsterdam.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Oct 2

My hobbies are fueled purely by chaos & curiosity.

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A tote bag with an analog camera design and the text All For Analog Fotoimprex Berlin, three different canisters of film, a film canister patch, and a do not x-ray film bag.

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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · Sep 22

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Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 19

... you live with me, now. 🪴

an abandoned aloe vera precariously planted in a tiny terracotta pot found in a concrete corridor

im very tired

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 18

To continue this conversation with myself;

The sauce was fine. You were just eating spoonfuls of undissolved salt because you were too impatient when taste-testing.

a man in a hat is eating with a fork

ALT: a man in a hat is eating with a fork

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Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 17

My unchecked ambitions bring me closer to the edge of disaster every day (and by disaster I mean I almost had to go and get a bigger sauce pot).

I put in way too much salt. Time to blend up an entire can of tomatoes to compensate.

8 cups of bright orange home made pasta sauce.

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Skelesse 💀✿ @celesse.bsky.social · Sep 16

Back to school 📚✨ #art #cats #fallart #witch

A warm drawing of a black cat wearing a witch hat and dressed in a coat and patchwork scarf. They sit atop an old-fashioned suitcase and hold a book and wand, with a stack of books beside them and a broom leaning against the case. Sunflowers and a signpost with a wagon symbol on it frame the background as they watch for their ride back to school.

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Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 16

"Isn't that too much garlic?"

Shut up. Go bully someone else.

Spaghetti sauce before it gets blended. It has the perfect amount of garlic.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 16

🍅🥕🧅🧄

A baking tray of slow roasted cherry tomatoes, carrots, onions, and garlic.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 16

Hiked up a mountain, drank water from a glacier, and slept next an alpine lake.

I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing with my life, but I'm pretty alright with this being part of it.

A photo of a rocky beach surrounded by a deep green-blue alpine lake, surrounded by pine trees with a large mountain in the background.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 16

I'll like you for always.

Unofficial CTV News Mirror @ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · Sep 15

Canadian children’s author Robert Munsch approved for MAID

Robert Munsch, the beloved Canadian author behind children’s books such as ‘Love You Forever’, ‘The Paper Bag Princess’ and ‘Mortimer’, has been approved for medical assistance in dying (MAID).

www.ctvnews.ca

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 9

🍅🌿🍞

A medium-close photo of freshly baked focaccia bread in a glass pan. The dough has been topped with orange and red slices of cherry tomatoes and fresh rosemary.

A top-down photo of freshly baked focaccia bread in a glass pan, topped with red and orange cherry tomatoes and fresh rosemary. The dish is sitting on top of a dark walnut cutting board.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 9

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A medium-close photo of focaccia dough in a glass pan. The dough has been topped with orange and red slices of cherry tomatoes and fresh rosemary.

A top-down photo of focaccia dough in a glass pan, topped with red and orange cherry tomatoes and fresh rosemary. The dish is sitting on top of a dark walnut cutting board.

Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 2

RIP my childhood.

ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · Sep 2

Nelvana, one of Canada’s most biggest animation studios has reportedly shut down after 54 years. (1974-2025).

Workers are saying the studio has closed down its doors last Friday.

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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · Sep 2

Two small paintings of Venice from 4 years ago today.

A painting of the Giudecca canal in Venice.

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Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Sep 2

Namastab. 🐾🔪

A drawing of a cat person with long dark hair, wearing shorts and an oversized T-shirt, miming holding a knife.

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Stasanie @stasanie.com · Aug 26

Okay I wasn't planning on sharing this publicly because I was worried people wouldn't really get that it's a joke... I don't actually think I'm an idiot lmao (okay maybe sometimes) but I'm feeling brave today so here you go... have a silly comic.

A comic where an anthropomorphic wolf character is showing a deer character their art. The deer character expresses a compliment - vaguely suggested here as just a heart symbol - and the wolf says "Thank you" and then "That means so much coming from you" to which the deer expresses surprise. We then see the deer's internal thoughts, where they say to themselves "From me? But I'm an idiot"

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Knifey @knifey.bsky.social · Aug 26

A partner, who climbs mountains for fun, has informed me that when they approach the edge of a cliff, they do not experience any kind of vertigo or edge-anxiety.

When they watch me approach the edge of a cliff, however, their heart-rate immediately spikes.

Socializing with me is an extreme sport.

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John A Frankenstein Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · Aug 20

10 panel comic

P1: a very handsome cow stands before us --white speckled with brown-- facing towards the left, against a blue sky. We get a lil "mü"

P2: The cow begins to run full tilt toward a brick wall--

P3: --and they leap over it!

P4: we pan right back to reveal the wall and field in silhouette against a blue sky filled with fluffy clouds. The cow is nowhere to be seen.

P5: Cut to: space. A band of stars stretch across the heavens, on top of which sits a crescent moon.

P6: We cut to the crater-pocked surface of the moon.

P7-thru-10: the cow slowly cartwheels over the moon, from right to left.

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