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Knifey
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🔪🐾 ''You're not intimidating; you're concerning.'' https://knifeycat.myportfolio.com/
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Hi. I'm Knifey. 🐾🔪

I like cats and making stuff.
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Human intervention- a human drive to conquer and devour everything it can lay its hands on.
Fairly certain that my cooking methods have caused several people emotional distress.

(the beginning of a 5h journey to make jammy caramelized onions)
Thanks for listening, void.

I look forward to our next chat.
I will continue to travel, and learn, and explore. I have the privilege and ability to do so, and so I will.

But I think I will accept that the patch of dirt I plant seeds in, the pets that roam around my home, and the humans who kiss my forehead... that is where my heart will always be.
I find this confusing — I am a curious person, and exploration is a foundational aspect of why I live in a state of constant creative chaos (I have too many hobbies), but this does not expand out to the broader world.

My view is stunted, stuck in a macro state, only desiring to observe the nearby.
Travelling is weird — I have yet to be consumed by the thrill of a new place, and be compelled to explore it.

Returning from places 'abroad' feels like relief. I am forever seeking a way to return to the spaces I call home, and dig my roots deep into their soil.
My hobbies are fueled purely by chaos & curiosity.

📸
... you live with me, now. 🪴
To continue this conversation with myself;

The sauce was fine. You were just eating spoonfuls of undissolved salt because you were too impatient when taste-testing.
a man in a hat is eating with a fork
ALT: a man in a hat is eating with a fork
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My unchecked ambitions bring me closer to the edge of disaster every day (and by disaster I mean I almost had to go and get a bigger sauce pot).

I put in way too much salt. Time to blend up an entire can of tomatoes to compensate.
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"Isn't that too much garlic?"

Shut up. Go bully someone else.
🍅🥕🧅🧄
Hiked up a mountain, drank water from a glacier, and slept next an alpine lake.

I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing with my life, but I'm pretty alright with this being part of it.
RIP my childhood.
Nelvana, one of Canada’s most biggest animation studios has reportedly shut down after 54 years. (1974-2025).

Workers are saying the studio has closed down its doors last Friday.
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Two small paintings of Venice from 4 years ago today.
Namastab. 🐾🔪
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Okay I wasn't planning on sharing this publicly because I was worried people wouldn't really get that it's a joke... I don't actually think I'm an idiot lmao (okay maybe sometimes) but I'm feeling brave today so here you go... have a silly comic.
A partner, who climbs mountains for fun, has informed me that when they approach the edge of a cliff, they do not experience any kind of vertigo or edge-anxiety.

When they watch me approach the edge of a cliff, however, their heart-rate immediately spikes.

Socializing with me is an extreme sport.