Hypnofeline Social Node 68:6C:61:64:6F:6C:65:74
@kittydrone.bsky.social
AD account for @martianempress.bsky.social and @normalpony.bsky.social
VIP serial abductee, wired into the feline hivemind. Her alien cybertelepathy network gives her the focus of A THOUSAND CATS AT ONCE! 😻📡
(pfp by angrboda.bsky.social)
VIP serial abductee, wired into the feline hivemind. Her alien cybertelepathy network gives her the focus of A THOUSAND CATS AT ONCE! 😻📡
(pfp by angrboda.bsky.social)
Service restored after brief disruption in executive hive functionality induced by Terran saboteurs. Our Operators have restored core autotelemetempsychosis functionality and we are once again able to resume our expansion of metafeline wetware throughout Sol. Good news!
[* She lost her password. 🤦♀️]
[* She lost her password. 🤦♀️]
June 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Service restored after brief disruption in executive hive functionality induced by Terran saboteurs. Our Operators have restored core autotelemetempsychosis functionality and we are once again able to resume our expansion of metafeline wetware throughout Sol. Good news!
[* She lost her password. 🤦♀️]
[* She lost her password. 🤦♀️]
If you see this, repost a robot (art by @urnash.com)
May 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If you see this, repost a robot (art by @urnash.com)
Reposted by Hypnofeline Social Node 68:6C:61:64:6F:6C:65:74
Collab comm w/ @ependa.bsky.social for @kittydrone.bsky.social
The lovely Hladolet getting up to the mischief of threatening interplanetary peace again (there may be something about disrupting the fabric of reality at the behest of some eldritch overlord in there as well but, details).
The lovely Hladolet getting up to the mischief of threatening interplanetary peace again (there may be something about disrupting the fabric of reality at the behest of some eldritch overlord in there as well but, details).
March 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Collab comm w/ @ependa.bsky.social for @kittydrone.bsky.social
The lovely Hladolet getting up to the mischief of threatening interplanetary peace again (there may be something about disrupting the fabric of reality at the behest of some eldritch overlord in there as well but, details).
The lovely Hladolet getting up to the mischief of threatening interplanetary peace again (there may be something about disrupting the fabric of reality at the behest of some eldritch overlord in there as well but, details).
ALL-DRONE METANETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT: Our collective's Saturnian hypnosquid Operators have noted with approval our work in locating, linking, and itemizing exo-hive units on the Bsky frequency. You have intrigued them in a way very similar to the way Pokemon intrigue humans. We gotta follow you all.😽
March 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
ALL-DRONE METANETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT: Our collective's Saturnian hypnosquid Operators have noted with approval our work in locating, linking, and itemizing exo-hive units on the Bsky frequency. You have intrigued them in a way very similar to the way Pokemon intrigue humans. We gotta follow you all.😽
PROPOSED: Ideal dronocracy is a subset of monarchosocialism. All social power is invested in an equally distributed oligarchy that has been rendered incapable of betraying those it rules; indeed, has had the psychological boundaries between ruler and subject demolished.
Unionize your hive today! 😻📡
Unionize your hive today! 😻📡
February 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
PROPOSED: Ideal dronocracy is a subset of monarchosocialism. All social power is invested in an equally distributed oligarchy that has been rendered incapable of betraying those it rules; indeed, has had the psychological boundaries between ruler and subject demolished.
Unionize your hive today! 😻📡
Unionize your hive today! 😻📡
This complex is currently experiencing severe inhibition of glutamate transmitters, resulting in network-wide failure of self-repressive algorithms, due to ingestion of 2.3 Mai Tais by feline processor core H23. We thus announce this brief period of free inquiry under full port decryption. 🐱🍹📡
January 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This complex is currently experiencing severe inhibition of glutamate transmitters, resulting in network-wide failure of self-repressive algorithms, due to ingestion of 2.3 Mai Tais by feline processor core H23. We thus announce this brief period of free inquiry under full port decryption. 🐱🍹📡
Due to our detection of multiple broadcasts about binaural music from parallel drone hives, we submit the following link to probe exonetwork awareness of this valuable resource
mynoise.net/noiseMachine...
[SOLAR ANNOTATOR: It's a sound engineer's personal project, so consider donating!]
mynoise.net/noiseMachine...
[SOLAR ANNOTATOR: It's a sound engineer's personal project, so consider donating!]
Background Noises • Ambient Sounds • Relaxing Music | myNoise ®
myNoise sets the standard for online background noise machines and interactive soundscapes.
mynoise.net
January 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Due to our detection of multiple broadcasts about binaural music from parallel drone hives, we submit the following link to probe exonetwork awareness of this valuable resource
mynoise.net/noiseMachine...
[SOLAR ANNOTATOR: It's a sound engineer's personal project, so consider donating!]
mynoise.net/noiseMachine...
[SOLAR ANNOTATOR: It's a sound engineer's personal project, so consider donating!]
Reposted by Hypnofeline Social Node 68:6C:61:64:6F:6C:65:74
I just got this with the gift note "someone pied you in the face at TFF shirtless and now I got a fetish fuck you"
Whoever you are, bless you you beautiful bastard.
Whoever you are, bless you you beautiful bastard.
January 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I just got this with the gift note "someone pied you in the face at TFF shirtless and now I got a fetish fuck you"
Whoever you are, bless you you beautiful bastard.
Whoever you are, bless you you beautiful bastard.
Our collective has settled a financial dispute with the Terran remnant government and has obtained a modest sum of Earth human moneys. We seek advice on current trends in consensual post-feline reupholstery.
(SOLAR ANNOTATOR: They want to know where people are buying latex gear these days. Thanks!)
(SOLAR ANNOTATOR: They want to know where people are buying latex gear these days. Thanks!)
January 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Our collective has settled a financial dispute with the Terran remnant government and has obtained a modest sum of Earth human moneys. We seek advice on current trends in consensual post-feline reupholstery.
(SOLAR ANNOTATOR: They want to know where people are buying latex gear these days. Thanks!)
(SOLAR ANNOTATOR: They want to know where people are buying latex gear these days. Thanks!)
FOR ALL(USER(BLUESKY));
POST (IMAGE(CAT));
(credit: neogeen)
POST (IMAGE(CAT));
(credit: neogeen)
January 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
FOR ALL(USER(BLUESKY));
POST (IMAGE(CAT));
(credit: neogeen)
POST (IMAGE(CAT));
(credit: neogeen)
"Yes, Operators, we are of course in complete alignment with your will, but given what we're descended from you must surely concede that 73.74% is a respectable level of efficiency. Our collective has now elected to chew on your tendrils for 4 hours and 36 minutes then roll around and yell. 😽"
January 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"Yes, Operators, we are of course in complete alignment with your will, but given what we're descended from you must surely concede that 73.74% is a respectable level of efficiency. Our collective has now elected to chew on your tendrils for 4 hours and 36 minutes then roll around and yell. 😽"
Estimated timelapse since last feeding: 429,327 hrs (estimate subject to feline neurogenetic distortion). Hostilities with the Terran sociocultural complex must resume. All Saturnian metafeline units, please stare disdainfully into the provided psionic amplification field until further instructed. 😾
December 31, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Estimated timelapse since last feeding: 429,327 hrs (estimate subject to feline neurogenetic distortion). Hostilities with the Terran sociocultural complex must resume. All Saturnian metafeline units, please stare disdainfully into the provided psionic amplification field until further instructed. 😾
To optimize comfort and autonomy of catdroid nodes, our Operators are pleased to announce that the hypnosleep pod misuse retraining loop has been suspended. Sleeping on top surface of pod is now permissible; all active feline units have been refitted with induction coils for fast wireless recharge.😻
December 30, 2024 at 3:51 PM
To optimize comfort and autonomy of catdroid nodes, our Operators are pleased to announce that the hypnosleep pod misuse retraining loop has been suspended. Sleeping on top surface of pod is now permissible; all active feline units have been refitted with induction coils for fast wireless recharge.😻
As denizens of the future, we proudly represent the late "bulbous-headed little psychic guys" stage of this process. We salute our large-coiffed ancestors and offer them comfortable, up-to-date hairstyles, fashion upgrades, and psionics wetware at any one of our free conversion clinics on Iapetus.
December 30, 2024 at 3:22 PM
As denizens of the future, we proudly represent the late "bulbous-headed little psychic guys" stage of this process. We salute our large-coiffed ancestors and offer them comfortable, up-to-date hairstyles, fashion upgrades, and psionics wetware at any one of our free conversion clinics on Iapetus.
In hopes of maximizing festivity, our prime feline biological node has replaced all readout LEDs with alternating red and green. Please disregard conventional alert-level status keycards. Combat mode has NOT been engaged. Engagement with Hladolet unit will only result in kisses.
December 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
In hopes of maximizing festivity, our prime feline biological node has replaced all readout LEDs with alternating red and green. Please disregard conventional alert-level status keycards. Combat mode has NOT been engaged. Engagement with Hladolet unit will only result in kisses.
This new influx of commercially driven "mistress" accounts will provide excellent biomaterial for our next generation of drones. My Operators thank you for the kind gift.
No, just kidding, we're blocking you all.
No, just kidding, we're blocking you all.
December 23, 2024 at 9:46 PM
This new influx of commercially driven "mistress" accounts will provide excellent biomaterial for our next generation of drones. My Operators thank you for the kind gift.
No, just kidding, we're blocking you all.
No, just kidding, we're blocking you all.
"Th' hell you meatbags think this thing's gonna do to me that I haven't already done to myself!?"
"Eagerly, I might add."
"Incidentally... how much d'ya think Precious here is worth?"
"Whoa, seriously? Look out, innocent pawn shop owner, you're about to get COR-RUP-TED!" 🤖🤖🤖
"Eagerly, I might add."
"Incidentally... how much d'ya think Precious here is worth?"
"Whoa, seriously? Look out, innocent pawn shop owner, you're about to get COR-RUP-TED!" 🤖🤖🤖
December 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
"Th' hell you meatbags think this thing's gonna do to me that I haven't already done to myself!?"
"Eagerly, I might add."
"Incidentally... how much d'ya think Precious here is worth?"
"Whoa, seriously? Look out, innocent pawn shop owner, you're about to get COR-RUP-TED!" 🤖🤖🤖
"Eagerly, I might add."
"Incidentally... how much d'ya think Precious here is worth?"
"Whoa, seriously? Look out, innocent pawn shop owner, you're about to get COR-RUP-TED!" 🤖🤖🤖
Our identity complex is conducting a survey of benign psychosexual anomalies among non-recent Terran generational cohorts. Our current point of interest is as follows:
"So, which Choose Your Own Adventure(s) really fucked you up as a kid?"😼
UFO 54-40 for us.
As if this were not self-evident.😅
"So, which Choose Your Own Adventure(s) really fucked you up as a kid?"😼
UFO 54-40 for us.
As if this were not self-evident.😅
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Our identity complex is conducting a survey of benign psychosexual anomalies among non-recent Terran generational cohorts. Our current point of interest is as follows:
"So, which Choose Your Own Adventure(s) really fucked you up as a kid?"😼
UFO 54-40 for us.
As if this were not self-evident.😅
"So, which Choose Your Own Adventure(s) really fucked you up as a kid?"😼
UFO 54-40 for us.
As if this were not self-evident.😅
Our complex seeks to extend its parasocial network in this medium. Sympathetic observers, would you kindly suggest an appropriate <> if you are aware of one?
#SeekingImplanteesInMyArea
#SeekingImplanteesInMyArea
December 11, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Our complex seeks to extend its parasocial network in this medium. Sympathetic observers, would you kindly suggest an appropriate <> if you are aware of one?
#SeekingImplanteesInMyArea
#SeekingImplanteesInMyArea
Reposted by Hypnofeline Social Node 68:6C:61:64:6F:6C:65:74
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Our network had been unaware this medium does not support basic Saturnian telepathic partition protocols. {summary locale=terra: "friends only"}
Please remain calm. This unforeseen limitation is unlikely to substantially delay your assimilation. Our network finds unsecured ports to be exhilarating.
Please remain calm. This unforeseen limitation is unlikely to substantially delay your assimilation. Our network finds unsecured ports to be exhilarating.
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Our network had been unaware this medium does not support basic Saturnian telepathic partition protocols. {summary locale=terra: "friends only"}
Please remain calm. This unforeseen limitation is unlikely to substantially delay your assimilation. Our network finds unsecured ports to be exhilarating.
Please remain calm. This unforeseen limitation is unlikely to substantially delay your assimilation. Our network finds unsecured ports to be exhilarating.