Old Nick🍑
@kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
🔞 Almost 70! How did that happen, loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Like he said in the movie - 'Perfect, they are all perfect'. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same.
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
Early morning creases, I wonder if you can get a body iron yp smooth the wrinkles out of 69 3/4 year old skin?
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Early morning creases, I wonder if you can get a body iron yp smooth the wrinkles out of 69 3/4 year old skin?
We don’t have Thanksgiving celebrations here, if we did I would give thanks for all the beautiful bodies being displayed, I love them all. Every day I wake up is something to give thanks for, many of my friends did not make it this far, so I’m going to enjoy today for them.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
We don’t have Thanksgiving celebrations here, if we did I would give thanks for all the beautiful bodies being displayed, I love them all. Every day I wake up is something to give thanks for, many of my friends did not make it this far, so I’m going to enjoy today for them.
Chilly this morning, so socks and slippers are staying on!
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Chilly this morning, so socks and slippers are staying on!
Coffee time, it’s always coffee time for me, unless it’s beer o’clock.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Coffee time, it’s always coffee time for me, unless it’s beer o’clock.
My little friend is tinier than normal this morning, it’s cold!
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My little friend is tinier than normal this morning, it’s cold!
I like to open up completely and expose myself on humpday (and every other day!) I’m not just a Black Friday whore, buying all that stuff I don’t really need, I’m just a naughty whore in general.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I like to open up completely and expose myself on humpday (and every other day!) I’m not just a Black Friday whore, buying all that stuff I don’t really need, I’m just a naughty whore in general.
My ‘studio’ - ha ha. It’s my kitchen and a light I bought last year (Black Friday deal of course). I’m still testing out my the 15mm lens I bought yesterday. liking it very much!
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My ‘studio’ - ha ha. It’s my kitchen and a light I bought last year (Black Friday deal of course). I’m still testing out my the 15mm lens I bought yesterday. liking it very much!
Let’s pretend I deliberately shot this pic as a soft focus, artistic type of snap and din’t fuck up the focus, yeah that’s what I did.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Let’s pretend I deliberately shot this pic as a soft focus, artistic type of snap and din’t fuck up the focus, yeah that’s what I did.
Black Friday got me again! I try very hard not to buy anything, but I have failed again. I needed this new lens and Bezos offered me 50€ off, so I had to buy it. Here’s a humpday snap using the new lens.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Black Friday got me again! I try very hard not to buy anything, but I have failed again. I needed this new lens and Bezos offered me 50€ off, so I had to buy it. Here’s a humpday snap using the new lens.
It’s stroke a pussy day, an old tradition that I have just started.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s stroke a pussy day, an old tradition that I have just started.
Tummy for Tuesday, winter fur growing and waving hello to you sexy beasts.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Tummy for Tuesday, winter fur growing and waving hello to you sexy beasts.
OK, so now it IS Tuesday, I have correctly identified the day, maybe. Tummy day, a bit of lilac fiddling with the background, that’s me trying to be artistic!
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
OK, so now it IS Tuesday, I have correctly identified the day, maybe. Tummy day, a bit of lilac fiddling with the background, that’s me trying to be artistic!
Another play with lights, sparkly winter fur! I’m like a fucking sheep, shorn for the summer, furry for the winter!
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Another play with lights, sparkly winter fur! I’m like a fucking sheep, shorn for the summer, furry for the winter!
I thought today was Tuesday, that means tomorrow is not today, days are confusing. Tummy Wednesday? I was playing with lights again this morning, my white winter fur has started to grow back.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I thought today was Tuesday, that means tomorrow is not today, days are confusing. Tummy Wednesday? I was playing with lights again this morning, my white winter fur has started to grow back.
Mono Monday again, blimey, these weeks are zipping by so fast!
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Mono Monday again, blimey, these weeks are zipping by so fast!
Coffee time and the little chap is perking up a bit, he doesn’t often grow into a rampant beast like he used to, but after two heart attacks and all the medication he does his best.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Coffee time and the little chap is perking up a bit, he doesn’t often grow into a rampant beast like he used to, but after two heart attacks and all the medication he does his best.
Playing around with camera angles, I wish there was a camera club for old folks like me where we could practice taking nudey pics - and doing rude stuff of course!
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Playing around with camera angles, I wish there was a camera club for old folks like me where we could practice taking nudey pics - and doing rude stuff of course!
Early morning is the time for standing around naked and contemplating the miracles of the universe - or wondering if I should have another coffee, yes of course I should. It’s getting colder now, so I might need to start wearing some clothes - booooo!
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Early morning is the time for standing around naked and contemplating the miracles of the universe - or wondering if I should have another coffee, yes of course I should. It’s getting colder now, so I might need to start wearing some clothes - booooo!
I was up early this morning, so I thought I’d better snap a few Tummy Tuesday pics, I don’t want to be told off for missing this special day. Big sloppy kisses to you all!
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I was up early this morning, so I thought I’d better snap a few Tummy Tuesday pics, I don’t want to be told off for missing this special day. Big sloppy kisses to you all!
I always look like the left side of my body needs ironing first thing in the morning, must be ‘cos I sleep on my left side - and I’m a lardy fucker!
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I always look like the left side of my body needs ironing first thing in the morning, must be ‘cos I sleep on my left side - and I’m a lardy fucker!
Good morning gorgeous sex monsters, I’m trying to only see the beauty and the positive stuff today, it’s tough, the world has gone crazy and the hatey people seem to be shouting the loudest, but they will lose, they always do eventually, stay strong.
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Good morning gorgeous sex monsters, I’m trying to only see the beauty and the positive stuff today, it’s tough, the world has gone crazy and the hatey people seem to be shouting the loudest, but they will lose, they always do eventually, stay strong.
Trying to lick my armpits, I need a longer tongue, oooh, that would be fun eh? If that wish to Santa is not granted then I’ll have to get someone else to do it for me - the favour would be returned of course,
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Trying to lick my armpits, I need a longer tongue, oooh, that would be fun eh? If that wish to Santa is not granted then I’ll have to get someone else to do it for me - the favour would be returned of course,
Apparently some people drink filter coffee, yukk, also heard that instant coffee is still a thing, & the biggest crime of all - coffee with sugar, cream, flavoured syrup! What the fuck is wrong with the world? Coffee, espresso, nothing else! Santa is watching you! 😀
October 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Apparently some people drink filter coffee, yukk, also heard that instant coffee is still a thing, & the biggest crime of all - coffee with sugar, cream, flavoured syrup! What the fuck is wrong with the world? Coffee, espresso, nothing else! Santa is watching you! 😀
It’s nearly Halloween, so horrific photos? My tits needed to be tormented today, don’t know why, it just feels good. I probably need someone to abuse them properly.
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It’s nearly Halloween, so horrific photos? My tits needed to be tormented today, don’t know why, it just feels good. I probably need someone to abuse them properly.
In my dark, dinghy basement (my kitchen really), it’s Thursday, Titty Torment day!
October 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
In my dark, dinghy basement (my kitchen really), it’s Thursday, Titty Torment day!