Betty Fettuccini
@kikigeez.bsky.social
Northeast US mama, reader, painter, amateur chef. Probably bored. Likely ready to chat your face off.
When I google Harley Wallace am I going to find out that this is real?
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When I google Harley Wallace am I going to find out that this is real?
I’m watching Bring Her Back. I’m paused at 1:31:11. Is this going to fucking work?
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m watching Bring Her Back. I’m paused at 1:31:11. Is this going to fucking work?
My five year old snapped this while I was making breakfast and it’s cool to see me through his eyes! I love being a mom!
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My five year old snapped this while I was making breakfast and it’s cool to see me through his eyes! I love being a mom!
Sweet Potato “meatloaf”-a-lantern
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sweet Potato “meatloaf”-a-lantern
During this time between jobs I have been doing ALL of the kid things I could squeeze in. Yesterday I tried my hand at face painting for a free kids carnival. This is me practicing on my own kiddos :) 🎨 😃
July 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
During this time between jobs I have been doing ALL of the kid things I could squeeze in. Yesterday I tried my hand at face painting for a free kids carnival. This is me practicing on my own kiddos :) 🎨 😃
Reposted by Betty Fettuccini
I’ll just notify you when I need attention.
Which is all of the time.
Which is all of the time.
July 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’ll just notify you when I need attention.
Which is all of the time.
Which is all of the time.
This is my happy place. My three amigos and I are heading to dreamland.
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is my happy place. My three amigos and I are heading to dreamland.
It’s like an ultrasound checkup for my plant babies! Look at their miraculous growth. Behold: life!
March 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It’s like an ultrasound checkup for my plant babies! Look at their miraculous growth. Behold: life!
Do you see the hamster in my yogurt?
March 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Do you see the hamster in my yogurt?
Don’t threaten me with a good time, that’s where all the best peeps are gonna be, who’s with us?!?!
March 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time, that’s where all the best peeps are gonna be, who’s with us?!?!
Who wants to play a game?!
My turn:
#SheriMoonZombie (and I almost feel bad saying this, because SMZ is A BADDIE) plays #LoriVallow in the movie (also, if Rob could direct, that would be IDEAL).
Your turn:
Who plays #RubyFranke?
#truecrime #reallifehorror #scarymoviebabes #getspooky
My turn:
#SheriMoonZombie (and I almost feel bad saying this, because SMZ is A BADDIE) plays #LoriVallow in the movie (also, if Rob could direct, that would be IDEAL).
Your turn:
Who plays #RubyFranke?
#truecrime #reallifehorror #scarymoviebabes #getspooky
March 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Who wants to play a game?!
My turn:
#SheriMoonZombie (and I almost feel bad saying this, because SMZ is A BADDIE) plays #LoriVallow in the movie (also, if Rob could direct, that would be IDEAL).
Your turn:
Who plays #RubyFranke?
#truecrime #reallifehorror #scarymoviebabes #getspooky
My turn:
#SheriMoonZombie (and I almost feel bad saying this, because SMZ is A BADDIE) plays #LoriVallow in the movie (also, if Rob could direct, that would be IDEAL).
Your turn:
Who plays #RubyFranke?
#truecrime #reallifehorror #scarymoviebabes #getspooky
Has anyone started studying the Covid babies or are we all too busy watching the world burn?
March 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Has anyone started studying the Covid babies or are we all too busy watching the world burn?
Ordering this from The Bookery asap
you should read shari franke’s memoir it definitely radicalized me against family vlogs and children on the internet & she goes out of her way to avoid sensationalizing the crimes (especially against her younger siblings since they’re still minors) it’s one of the best memoirs i’ve read in a while
March 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ordering this from The Bookery asap
The universe is sending me mixed messages today. It’s not even THAT kind of Friday! #MichaelMyers #Friday #CampKikiGeez
March 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The universe is sending me mixed messages today. It’s not even THAT kind of Friday! #MichaelMyers #Friday #CampKikiGeez
Holy shit. The commercials are true. Fucking game changer.
March 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Holy shit. The commercials are true. Fucking game changer.
Campfire!?!? Gotcha! Nag Champa.
March 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Campfire!?!? Gotcha! Nag Champa.
@texturedtreasures.bsky.social still working on the goldfish you inspired me to draw!
March 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@texturedtreasures.bsky.social still working on the goldfish you inspired me to draw!
Can anyone guess how many bags I had to schlep for a family day trip to Boston with four kids?
February 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Can anyone guess how many bags I had to schlep for a family day trip to Boston with four kids?
My children called to show me this "rocket ship" shaped nugget. They were laughing raucously...they're in on the joke. They grow up so fast smh
February 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My children called to show me this "rocket ship" shaped nugget. They were laughing raucously...they're in on the joke. They grow up so fast smh
Happy Tuesday @naughtfollowers.bsky.social hope today ended peacefully and tomorrow begins as a fresh new page! ❤️ ✌️ 🥰
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Happy Tuesday @naughtfollowers.bsky.social hope today ended peacefully and tomorrow begins as a fresh new page! ❤️ ✌️ 🥰
New shroomie shroom in the bathroom. A Bathshroom if you will. 🍄 🍄
February 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New shroomie shroom in the bathroom. A Bathshroom if you will. 🍄 🍄
Which kid gets this find? The 11 year old oldest or the 5 year old youngest. 4 total. Two boys, two girls. The two girls and youngest boy are biological siblings and the 6 year old boy is related by marriage. This is like a riddle lol.
February 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Which kid gets this find? The 11 year old oldest or the 5 year old youngest. 4 total. Two boys, two girls. The two girls and youngest boy are biological siblings and the 6 year old boy is related by marriage. This is like a riddle lol.
Someone really loved him. Then stopped at some point. Or was this relegated to the trash by an evil partner hellbent on redecorating?
February 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Someone really loved him. Then stopped at some point. Or was this relegated to the trash by an evil partner hellbent on redecorating?