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kelsey.bsky.social
Kelssis
@kelsey.bsky.social
Here bc @daniel 🫠 made me
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chopping all my hair off and telling the guy at the menards paint counter that “I dont normally look like this”
May 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
November 14, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Tomato in Shell 🍅🐚
November 14, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Married
October 8, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Kittie Heaven 😇
November 14, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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ozark mountain eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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chef living up to her name
May 5, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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northern lights boy // northern lights cow
May 11, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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@kelsey.bsky.social has been trying to convince our cats that danny devito is their father by repeatedly pointing to this pillow and saying “papa”
January 4, 2024 at 2:16 AM
@dholms.xyz when mosey into his office while working
October 2, 2023 at 4:23 AM
October 2, 2023 at 4:21 AM
October 2, 2023 at 4:19 AM
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September 18, 2023 at 10:32 AM
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6in Italian herb and cheese with roast beef bacon onion provolone then toasted; lettuce, spinach, jalapeños, cucumber, pickles ONE tomato slice. Salt pepper oregano. I will send it back.
August 24, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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no one talks about how buying a watermelon is one of the most luxurious things someone in their 20s can do
August 21, 2023 at 11:28 PM
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everybody's got that playlist guaranteed to set the mood 😏
August 22, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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August 22, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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calling up social security just for ambience to get deep work done

hanging up the second they pick up
August 8, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Chef leans casually on a Toe for extra cozy support 💗
July 30, 2023 at 3:27 AM
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Fireflies xkcd.com/2802
July 15, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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does relaxing stuff to relax gf
does stressful stuff to relax bf
July 20, 2023 at 4:00 AM
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
July 12, 2023 at 7:36 PM
I am, what like to call, a “sustenance meal” cook. Meaning I usually just make sure a meal has protein, carb, fat. Even if it looks or tastes a bit wonky.
@dholms.xyz on the other hand is a “recipe meal” cook. He likes to make his signature recipes and try out new ones often.
July 12, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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i think i read this one tbh
June 2, 2023 at 5:37 AM