Kat Aclyzmic
@kataclyzmic.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🤘🏻🎸 🌻
Thinker. Pothead. Antitheist. Anarchist. Transwoman. Psychologist. Pastor. Former bartender. Original Nerd. IT menace. RiffTrax Devotee.
Your christian parents warned you about me.
You should go now. Or don’t. I’m not your mom…
Thinker. Pothead. Antitheist. Anarchist. Transwoman. Psychologist. Pastor. Former bartender. Original Nerd. IT menace. RiffTrax Devotee.
Your christian parents warned you about me.
You should go now. Or don’t. I’m not your mom…
The wealthy don’t care about climate change for the same reason they care deeply about AI.
They’re trying to work out how to enjoy earth without any poors to exploit.
They’re encouraging human extinction along wealth lines.
They’re trying to work out how to enjoy earth without any poors to exploit.
They’re encouraging human extinction along wealth lines.
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The wealthy don’t care about climate change for the same reason they care deeply about AI.
They’re trying to work out how to enjoy earth without any poors to exploit.
They’re encouraging human extinction along wealth lines.
They’re trying to work out how to enjoy earth without any poors to exploit.
They’re encouraging human extinction along wealth lines.
When the cardiologist said, “not sure how you’re alive,” I said, “Gnarly.”
When the urologist said “you have cancer,” I was like, “that explains all that blood.”
When the vet said, “your dog is terminal,” well…
That hurt. A lot.
When the urologist said “you have cancer,” I was like, “that explains all that blood.”
When the vet said, “your dog is terminal,” well…
That hurt. A lot.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When the cardiologist said, “not sure how you’re alive,” I said, “Gnarly.”
When the urologist said “you have cancer,” I was like, “that explains all that blood.”
When the vet said, “your dog is terminal,” well…
That hurt. A lot.
When the urologist said “you have cancer,” I was like, “that explains all that blood.”
When the vet said, “your dog is terminal,” well…
That hurt. A lot.
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Had to kill the Jew👑
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Had to kill the Jew👑
Another republican “standing up” only after being personally affected. What a humanitarian. 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Another republican “standing up” only after being personally affected. What a humanitarian. 🙄
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Rule of thumb. If someone says:
"Look, that's just the way things are"
Chances are they are benefitting from an injustice they don't want to talk about.
"Look, that's just the way things are"
Chances are they are benefitting from an injustice they don't want to talk about.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Rule of thumb. If someone says:
"Look, that's just the way things are"
Chances are they are benefitting from an injustice they don't want to talk about.
"Look, that's just the way things are"
Chances are they are benefitting from an injustice they don't want to talk about.
Oh I think they “get it.” Corporations are by definition malignant narcissists (as long as we have to call them people).
It’s not that they don’t know what you want; they’d just much rather trick you out of your money and into not getting what you want.
Running a marathon to avoid a crosswalk.
It’s not that they don’t know what you want; they’d just much rather trick you out of your money and into not getting what you want.
Running a marathon to avoid a crosswalk.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh I think they “get it.” Corporations are by definition malignant narcissists (as long as we have to call them people).
It’s not that they don’t know what you want; they’d just much rather trick you out of your money and into not getting what you want.
Running a marathon to avoid a crosswalk.
It’s not that they don’t know what you want; they’d just much rather trick you out of your money and into not getting what you want.
Running a marathon to avoid a crosswalk.
Everything is awful
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Everything is awful
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Make Uber aware and if they don’t do anything, add them to the boycott list
ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Make Uber aware and if they don’t do anything, add them to the boycott list
Like, way grosser than Columbus Day.
At least that gets some backlash, but ohh… pumpkins and turkeys and small pox, oh my!
At least that gets some backlash, but ohh… pumpkins and turkeys and small pox, oh my!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Like, way grosser than Columbus Day.
At least that gets some backlash, but ohh… pumpkins and turkeys and small pox, oh my!
At least that gets some backlash, but ohh… pumpkins and turkeys and small pox, oh my!
Is it only me or does anyone else think this whole idea of “Thanksgiving” as a holiday is just, really, really icky.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is it only me or does anyone else think this whole idea of “Thanksgiving” as a holiday is just, really, really icky.
I’m sure it’s fine.
Washington State reported the death of an older adult on 21 November 2025 after confirmation of the first human infection with the H5N5 bird flu strain. The case marked a significant zoonotic event and prompted intensified surveillance across regional medical facilities and public health networks.
First Human H5N5 Bird Flu Case From Washington Has Died - Profolus
The death of a Washington resident from the first known human H5N5 infection underscores continuing zoonotic threats.
www.profolus.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m sure it’s fine.
Would love to go to DC this weekend, but I don’t have a tractor. If I did, she’d think it’s sexy, and I can’t have that on my conscience.
Trump STUNNED As "Remove The Regime" Protests ERUPT in DC
YouTube video by Really American
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November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Would love to go to DC this weekend, but I don’t have a tractor. If I did, she’d think it’s sexy, and I can’t have that on my conscience.
Nachos Belle Grandé? More like Nachos Belle Mid-Meh… All the Price, Less of the Stuff.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nachos Belle Grandé? More like Nachos Belle Mid-Meh… All the Price, Less of the Stuff.
🤣🤣🤣
MAJOR NEWS: Federal judges, including a Trump appointee, just BLOCKED Texas Republicans from using their new gerrymandered congressional map in 2026, ruling it was likely an illegal racial gerrymander. TX must revert to its 2021 map as Trump’s redistricting power grab collapses.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
🤣🤣🤣
This should not be an insurance thing; this should be a healthcare funding discussion.
We should ensure people have healthcare. Insurance has no useful role in that conversation.
We should ensure people have healthcare. Insurance has no useful role in that conversation.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This should not be an insurance thing; this should be a healthcare funding discussion.
We should ensure people have healthcare. Insurance has no useful role in that conversation.
We should ensure people have healthcare. Insurance has no useful role in that conversation.
For ten years, it’s been “kill the democrat agenda,” “fuck your feelings,” “extinguish the queers.” And now you think we should work together?
Last week you wanted me dead, so you’ll excuse me if I tell you to fuck ALL the way off.
Fix yer shit and let us get on with it.
Last week you wanted me dead, so you’ll excuse me if I tell you to fuck ALL the way off.
Fix yer shit and let us get on with it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
For ten years, it’s been “kill the democrat agenda,” “fuck your feelings,” “extinguish the queers.” And now you think we should work together?
Last week you wanted me dead, so you’ll excuse me if I tell you to fuck ALL the way off.
Fix yer shit and let us get on with it.
Last week you wanted me dead, so you’ll excuse me if I tell you to fuck ALL the way off.
Fix yer shit and let us get on with it.
All I want from the universe now is for Bill Clinton to tweet three words and then say nothing else about it ever.
“Worst blowjob ever.”
Just imagine.
“Worst blowjob ever.”
Just imagine.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
All I want from the universe now is for Bill Clinton to tweet three words and then say nothing else about it ever.
“Worst blowjob ever.”
Just imagine.
“Worst blowjob ever.”
Just imagine.
I struggle to sympathize for someone who is fine with other people experiencing hate and violence, even dishing it out herself… to young shooting victims no less.
I used to care, then 11/5/2024. And everything since. And most of before
Who even deserves my empathy?
I used to care, then 11/5/2024. And everything since. And most of before
Who even deserves my empathy?
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I struggle to sympathize for someone who is fine with other people experiencing hate and violence, even dishing it out herself… to young shooting victims no less.
I used to care, then 11/5/2024. And everything since. And most of before
Who even deserves my empathy?
I used to care, then 11/5/2024. And everything since. And most of before
Who even deserves my empathy?
You love Kate Mulgrew because Captain Janeway… I love Kate Mulgrew because Mrs. Columbo.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You love Kate Mulgrew because Captain Janeway… I love Kate Mulgrew because Mrs. Columbo.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
I lionize her because Captain Janeway.
We are not the same.
Lick my boots.
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Weird question:
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Weird question:
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
Of all of the living beings to have existed on this planet throughout history, what percentage of them had sex before they died? Ball park.
Nah, when it all blows up and shit’s just everywhere, I won’t be a soldier of the rebellion, or be saving you.
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nah, when it all blows up and shit’s just everywhere, I won’t be a soldier of the rebellion, or be saving you.
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
I’ll be the really blazed one that’s walking up to the group of polar bears on Main St. goin, “Aww, who’s a sweet baby!?! Such lov… gak”
Say what you will, “low of 60 degrees Fahrenheit” equals windows open. This is not up for discussion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Say what you will, “low of 60 degrees Fahrenheit” equals windows open. This is not up for discussion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.