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@warnock.senate.gov joins Coach Sully to use the cups to show who Republicans are really fighting for — the richest among us.
@warnock.senate.gov joins Coach Sully to use the cups to show who Republicans are really fighting for — the richest among us.
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Last time it was the Epstein list.
This time Venezuela.
Bravo, Jesse!!!
Last time it was the Epstein list.
This time Venezuela.
Bravo, Jesse!!!
And/or to discuss their plans for Trump’s #EpsteinBallroom?
And/or to discuss their plans for Trump’s #EpsteinBallroom?
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
Why did the Trump admin immediately stop the ongoing DOJ investigation into Epstein’s crimes and other people & organizations that were involved?
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Why did the Trump admin immediately stop the ongoing DOJ investigation into Epstein’s crimes and other people & organizations that were involved?
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Medical costs fundraiser for beloved editorial cartoonist, Clay Jones, who had a stroke.
Please help if you can!
Also, we need #MedicareForAll. Having to fundraise for basic lifesaving healthcare is an abomination.
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Medical costs fundraiser for beloved editorial cartoonist, Clay Jones, who had a stroke.
Please help if you can!
Also, we need #MedicareForAll. Having to fundraise for basic lifesaving healthcare is an abomination.
#FederalWorkers #ProtectTheMission #WeServeThePeople #Solidarity #StandUpTogether #WeShowUp #FEMARally
#FederalWorkers #ProtectTheMission #WeServeThePeople #Solidarity #StandUpTogether #WeShowUp #FEMARally
The presidential campaign bad-mouthed FEMA while using crowdfunding to donate to evangelical nonprofits.
grist.org/accountabili...
#FEMA #GoFundMe #Climate #Disaster #Hurricane #Storms #Trump #Evangelical
The presidential campaign bad-mouthed FEMA while using crowdfunding to donate to evangelical nonprofits.
grist.org/accountabili...
#FEMA #GoFundMe #Climate #Disaster #Hurricane #Storms #Trump #Evangelical
Thank you, Teen Vogue!
Unmasking ICE agents is important, but it’s a Band-Aid on a broader, systemic crisis. Read @kylietcheung.bsky.social's full Op-Ed ⤵️
Thank you, Teen Vogue!
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
Among the attempts to create hagiographic eulogies of Charlie Kirk, I’ve seen more than a few people suggest that Kirk should be respected for being willing to talk to “those who disagree with him” as a sign that he was…
Among the attempts to create hagiographic eulogies of Charlie Kirk, I’ve seen more than a few people suggest that Kirk should be respected for being willing to talk to “those who disagree with him” as a sign that he was…