jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep
kaijuerotica.bsky.social
jakeothy ✨ shizunfucker union rep
@kaijuerotica.bsky.social
jake. 29. shark enthusiast. monsterfucker. mxtx. 2ha. really just here to be horny on main and yell about danmei. (he/him)
Pinned
Might just repost some of my fic links on here bc I crave attention at all times
im tired of arguing abt it, the eagles didnt take the ring to mordor bc they're just kind of assholes and didnt feel like it
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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POV: you’re anyone other than Xie Lian
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Better savor that kiss, Feng Xin, before you say something stupid again and get your eyes clawed out 😌

#fengqing #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
goat watch 2025 starts NOW
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Rip Aragorn you would have loved Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
what is aragorn if not a horse girl
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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October 31, 2024 at 12:38 PM
it has been 0 days since I've bought more copies of Lord of the Rings
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
shen yuan really is so aspirational. through the combined power of haterism and blorbofication, you too can be isekaied and marry your favorite little guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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he's dressing up his boy!!
too bad his chest barely fits in this shirt. i wonder who's fault that is!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
don't forget the gavle goat goes up this Sunday. GoatWatch 2025 is nigh
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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just drew a rough luo binghe sketch with only 5pc of my braincells in working order
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Blorbo…..
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
bad day. where's bingbing
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Crawls out of hell. Immediately starts catastrophizing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
is ao3 down
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i heard speaker of the house mike johnson jerks off to gnomeo and juliet
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Countdown continues…..

Chapter 278: Never have I failed you 😢….🌧️

#2ha #erha #MoRan #ChuWanning
#ranwan
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Ok I think that’s all the #quanyin I have
March 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Casual fantasy part 2
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM