7 cigarettes, 9 bud lights
my grandmother drunk called me so i visited and she's on her litteral 8th beer
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
7 cigarettes, 9 bud lights
my grandmother drunk called me so i visited and she's on her litteral 8th beer
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
my grandmother drunk called me so i visited and she's on her litteral 8th beer
gun to the head of my sleep cycle & it's begging me to pull the trigger, even tho we both know this thing isn't loaded
circadian poly-rhythm
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
gun to the head of my sleep cycle & it's begging me to pull the trigger, even tho we both know this thing isn't loaded
her golden eyes glistening like the
stomach bile yellow of a curing spray foam
stomach bile yellow of a curing spray foam
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
her golden eyes glistening like the
stomach bile yellow of a curing spray foam
stomach bile yellow of a curing spray foam
made the mistake of sneezing & now i get to curl into a ball of pain from whatever contracting organ i angered in my core
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
made the mistake of sneezing & now i get to curl into a ball of pain from whatever contracting organ i angered in my core
you can ask for a togo cup for someone else's abandoned alcohol, and the bar tender will give it to you in bags
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
you can ask for a togo cup for someone else's abandoned alcohol, and the bar tender will give it to you in bags
keep welding and your slag will turn to swag
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
keep welding and your slag will turn to swag
tiktok repartnered me after posting a single 3 year old snapchat that hit the monthly view requirment, but i want to make not slop
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
tiktok repartnered me after posting a single 3 year old snapchat that hit the monthly view requirment, but i want to make not slop
you should be able to keep some of the loot that you find in dreams
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
you should be able to keep some of the loot that you find in dreams
found a guy who actually machines these out of aluminum instead of just 3d printing
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
found a guy who actually machines these out of aluminum instead of just 3d printing
if an unexpected email leads with "exciting announcement" it's actually just a trojan horse for some terrifying news
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
if an unexpected email leads with "exciting announcement" it's actually just a trojan horse for some terrifying news
i mistook the constitution for a face mask
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i mistook the constitution for a face mask
sometimes the bricoleur & the engineer are the same person
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
sometimes the bricoleur & the engineer are the same person
i think alex was right. i should have kept this bumper & just added a grill to it
October 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i think alex was right. i should have kept this bumper & just added a grill to it
bruh, ive never truly appreciated the value of these acquired skills until this moment
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
bruh, ive never truly appreciated the value of these acquired skills until this moment
watched them get a fish from the bedroom window
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
watched them get a fish from the bedroom window
googling shit like "monster jam tickets for sale"
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
googling shit like "monster jam tickets for sale"
holy fuck bingle, we got the after effects cc 2017 offline install files
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
holy fuck bingle, we got the after effects cc 2017 offline install files
crypto trading is just like spice and wolf
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
crypto trading is just like spice and wolf
circadian poly-rhythm
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
circadian poly-rhythm
even with all the jank, i had alot of fun
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
even with all the jank, i had alot of fun
roommates cat pissing on new furniture, any pissent speedrun
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
roommates cat pissing on new furniture, any pissent speedrun
the dream last night was fine, I just didn't think it would be polish
October 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the dream last night was fine, I just didn't think it would be polish
i like how neglectable ice coffee is compared to hot coffee
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i like how neglectable ice coffee is compared to hot coffee