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JT Ballew
@jtballew.bsky.social
· Sep 1
They put me in here to keep me from going back to the beach that makes you old
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Dentist done fused all my teeth together now I got 6 like a cartoon
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Dentist done fused all my teeth together now I got 6 like a cartoon
So called "chubby chasers" when a real fatass pulls up
a man with a beard is looking up at the sky in a blue room .
ALT: a man with a beard is looking up at the sky in a blue room .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
So called "chubby chasers" when a real fatass pulls up
Now that I think about it, Bart is a genius beyond our current understanding. "Fartnite." It's brilliant. Who else but Bart could come up with such wondrous words portraying feelings so alien yet so familiar to us...
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Now that I think about it, Bart is a genius beyond our current understanding. "Fartnite." It's brilliant. Who else but Bart could come up with such wondrous words portraying feelings so alien yet so familiar to us...
How it feels to pause Windows 11 updates for 5 weeks every 5 weeks
dolphins are jumping out of the water with a rainbow in the sky
ALT: dolphins are jumping out of the water with a rainbow in the sky
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
How it feels to pause Windows 11 updates for 5 weeks every 5 weeks
Shoutout to the people on Twitter who follow me for liking one of their posts, knowing I won't post anything or interact with them in any other way.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Shoutout to the people on Twitter who follow me for liking one of their posts, knowing I won't post anything or interact with them in any other way.
It has occurred to me that I should start posting the little doodles I make on magma with my friends for cool internet points, and tag them properly for a 2x score boost.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
It has occurred to me that I should start posting the little doodles I make on magma with my friends for cool internet points, and tag them properly for a 2x score boost.
imo all the even numbered fortnite chapters sucked because not one of them had a dedicated desert/snowy section of the map, just beaches and mountains.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
imo all the even numbered fortnite chapters sucked because not one of them had a dedicated desert/snowy section of the map, just beaches and mountains.
it came to me in a dream
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
it came to me in a dream
Seeing a bunch of Coup vs Sonar discourse I just think Coup works better as a villain + my ass in NOT taking that redditor batman seriously.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Seeing a bunch of Coup vs Sonar discourse I just think Coup works better as a villain + my ass in NOT taking that redditor batman seriously.
Circus girls buy zooble parts, cotton girls make do.
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Circus girls buy zooble parts, cotton girls make do.
The time for jolly posting is now because Thanksgiving is a fake ass holiday for fake ass people
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The time for jolly posting is now because Thanksgiving is a fake ass holiday for fake ass people
If you tempt a squirrel with deez don't be surprised when it nuts
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you tempt a squirrel with deez don't be surprised when it nuts
Weeks feel like months and months feel like weeks and-
🛸 *flies past*
w-holy shit did anyone else see that???
🛸 *flies past*
w-holy shit did anyone else see that???
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Weeks feel like months and months feel like weeks and-
🛸 *flies past*
w-holy shit did anyone else see that???
🛸 *flies past*
w-holy shit did anyone else see that???
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You guys need to pick up the slack, these are bangers you're letting flop.
March 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
You guys need to pick up the slack, these are bangers you're letting flop.
Reposted by JT Ballew
March 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Not going trick or treating this year unless I can get like 10-15 people to dress up as skeletons and follow me around
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Not going trick or treating this year unless I can get like 10-15 people to dress up as skeletons and follow me around
it's time for chin studies⌛
October 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
it's time for chin studies⌛
Based on recent events (like a month ago)
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Based on recent events (like a month ago)
Stayed up until 3am playing ant war again
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Stayed up until 3am playing ant war again
This Delulu shit is easy
September 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This Delulu shit is easy
Temmie sprite vs Toby sprite
September 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Temmie sprite vs Toby sprite
Nothing ever goes right anymore
September 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nothing ever goes right anymore
Silksong tomorrow morning
September 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Silksong tomorrow morning
Not quite sure if the world is ready for Silksong in 2 weeks
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Not quite sure if the world is ready for Silksong in 2 weeks