Joshua R
@jryman.bsky.social
Cats and chickens and weird stuff generally
@realjoshuaryman on Old Twitter
@realjoshuaryman on Old Twitter
OK, *now* we're in the shitty cyberpunk dystopia future
did you know you can bet on the outcomes of battles in ongoing war? You can!
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
OK, *now* we're in the shitty cyberpunk dystopia future
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Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery
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I was raised on these streets
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I was raised on these streets
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Tarantula
Scorpion
Bird of some kind
Different bird
Alligator
Tarantula
Scorpion
Bird of some kind
Different bird
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Jackalope
Champ
Mantis people
Mothman
Wendigo
Jackalope
Champ
Mantis people
Mothman
Wendigo
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Manatee
Deer
Garden Spider
Bald Eagle
Subway Rat
Manatee
Deer
Garden Spider
Bald Eagle
Subway Rat
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Tarantula
Scorpion
Bird of some kind
Different bird
Alligator
Tarantula
Scorpion
Bird of some kind
Different bird
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"The current disinformation and slop phenomenon on the internet today makes the days of ‘Russian bot farms’ seem quaint; the problem is now fully decentralized and distributed across the world and is almost entirely funded by social media companies themselves."
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
www.404media.co
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"The current disinformation and slop phenomenon on the internet today makes the days of ‘Russian bot farms’ seem quaint; the problem is now fully decentralized and distributed across the world and is almost entirely funded by social media companies themselves."
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
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Every said Pizza Hut must contain at least one tabletop arcade game, e.g. Pac- or Mrs. Pac-Man, Galaga, or the extremely rare Super Mario Bros.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Every said Pizza Hut must contain at least one tabletop arcade game, e.g. Pac- or Mrs. Pac-Man, Galaga, or the extremely rare Super Mario Bros.
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Alternately I would be happy to see my Jar Jar Binks redemption epic in theaters everywhere
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Alternately I would be happy to see my Jar Jar Binks redemption epic in theaters everywhere
motherfuckin' Buckaroo Banzai vs the motherfuckin' World Crime League
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
motherfuckin' Buckaroo Banzai vs the motherfuckin' World Crime League
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For a brief time everything worked out right for Badfinger & they came up with an all-time classic album. From power pop to boogie rock and various points in between, Straight Up is a no-skips album that deserves your attention, so listen up. #MusicSky discordpod.com/listen/168-b...
168: Badfinger - Straight Up (1971) — Discord & Rhyme: An Album Podcast
Of all the casualties of the Beatles’ Apple label, Badfinger is the most tragic. They had a very promising start, helped along by the Beatles and their associates, but a combination of bad management ...
discordpod.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
For a brief time everything worked out right for Badfinger & they came up with an all-time classic album. From power pop to boogie rock and various points in between, Straight Up is a no-skips album that deserves your attention, so listen up. #MusicSky discordpod.com/listen/168-b...
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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Your Honour, we didn’t lie… we just pre-announced features our product would have if reality stopped being a constraint.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Your Honour, we didn’t lie… we just pre-announced features our product would have if reality stopped being a constraint.
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Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Wallet, phone, keys
Oṃ maṇi padme hūm̐
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all i've ever wanted was to be a master of short form comedy on a niche internet micro blogging web app
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
all i've ever wanted was to be a master of short form comedy on a niche internet micro blogging web app
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"I'm a time traveler, I swear it's true, President Donald Trump gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton" I howl in 1997 as the nice doctors load me straightjacketed into the white van.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"I'm a time traveler, I swear it's true, President Donald Trump gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton" I howl in 1997 as the nice doctors load me straightjacketed into the white van.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
They turn on the radio - it's I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy. I scream louder.
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I rely on my Nazareth-endorsed Hair-Of-The-Dog-ometer to let me know exactly when I'm messing with a son of a bitch.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I rely on my Nazareth-endorsed Hair-Of-The-Dog-ometer to let me know exactly when I'm messing with a son of a bitch.
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Some days it be like that.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Some days it be like that.