Le Joshua Jensen
@joshuaejensen.bsky.social
Joined June 2023
World's Best Grand Uncle
Oregon
World's Best Grand Uncle
Oregon
Found in the Bins
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Found in the Bins
When getting your palm read is a real "shocker"
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When getting your palm read is a real "shocker"
I frickin swear, you know a dating site is full of fake accounts when you see a profile using a picture of Rachel Dolezal
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I frickin swear, you know a dating site is full of fake accounts when you see a profile using a picture of Rachel Dolezal
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"I want to prevent developers from changing my neighborhood's 'historic character' but I don't want to make my neighborhood a historic district because it might prevent me from changing my own house's character" 👍
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"I want to prevent developers from changing my neighborhood's 'historic character' but I don't want to make my neighborhood a historic district because it might prevent me from changing my own house's character" 👍
You're bleary eyed in the morning and someone has replaced your coffee grounds with instant gravy
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
You're bleary eyed in the morning and someone has replaced your coffee grounds with instant gravy
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
I'm seeing tracers and feel nauseous and no I didn't eat anything growing from cow manure
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm seeing tracers and feel nauseous and no I didn't eat anything growing from cow manure
What a wonderful world it would be if we actually did know much about science book
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What a wonderful world it would be if we actually did know much about science book
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Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
Sure you all love and give endless fortune to Bruce Boxleitner but I get an alliterated name and it's woopty-do who?
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sure you all love and give endless fortune to Bruce Boxleitner but I get an alliterated name and it's woopty-do who?
Well I've had enough coffee again for my brain to conjure music like in the first Terminator film but I lack the actual equipment to create
arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face
ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is holding a robotic arm in front of his face
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Well I've had enough coffee again for my brain to conjure music like in the first Terminator film but I lack the actual equipment to create
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Top Trump Officials Huddling at White House Ahead of Potential House Vote On Epstein Files: CNN Mediaite
www.mediaite.com
Trump Officials Holding WH Meeting Over Epstein Vote: CNN
twp.ai
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Top Trump Officials Huddling at White House Ahead of Potential House Vote On Epstein Files: CNN Mediaite
Hahaha Tom Bones, fuck I love the Welsh
museum.wales/news/1423/To...
museum.wales/news/1423/To...
‘Tom Bones’ unveiled as the winning name for National Museum Cardiff’s Mammoth
It’s not unusual to visit a museum and find yourself standing in the middle of the main hall wanti...
museum.wales
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hahaha Tom Bones, fuck I love the Welsh
museum.wales/news/1423/To...
museum.wales/news/1423/To...
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Starbucks workers this Thursday 11/13 are starting a long strike to win a first union contract
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Starbucks workers this Thursday 11/13 are starting a long strike to win a first union contract
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
There's something unusual about this town in Bulgaria in Google Maps, can you spot it?
If you said road side twerking outside a toilet you are correct
If you said road side twerking outside a toilet you are correct
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There's something unusual about this town in Bulgaria in Google Maps, can you spot it?
If you said road side twerking outside a toilet you are correct
If you said road side twerking outside a toilet you are correct
I can make coffee at home and why would I leave the house before being caffeinated?
Starbucks workers this Thursday 11/13 are starting a long strike to win a first union contract
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
*** NOBODY SHOULD BUY ANYTHING FROM STARBUCKS AS LONG AS WORKERS ARE STRIKING ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY***
Consumer boycotts are very powerful when combined with workplace militancy
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I can make coffee at home and why would I leave the house before being caffeinated?
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From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
*Piano walks into a glass door*
Hurdygurdy: Classic piano
Hurdygurdy: Classic piano
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
*Piano walks into a glass door*
Hurdygurdy: Classic piano
Hurdygurdy: Classic piano
I guess I'll give up my leaches
TIL that blood platelets have serotonin receptors, which is why anemia can mimic depression symptoms and that is absolutely fucking fascinating.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I guess I'll give up my leaches
They should all be tried at the Hague
#GVerse #TLCleanse This is the cutest thing you will see today 😂😆 Pets & babies it don’t get any better!
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
They should all be tried at the Hague
An actual quote
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
An actual quote
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November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They didn't have to include the section about seed harvest with Lot's daughters
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They didn't have to include the section about seed harvest with Lot's daughters
Some great art at the Bins this morning
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Some great art at the Bins this morning