Jonny Klemchuk
@jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social
Skier. Extreme Dancer. Kung-Fu practitioner. Hot tub enthusiast. Avid spread eagler. Expert pillow fort maker. one man party. minister of stoke @hi5sfoundation
I did not have Rep Tim Burchett from Tennessee growing a backbone and speaking out on my bingo card.
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I did not have Rep Tim Burchett from Tennessee growing a backbone and speaking out on my bingo card.
This is the real Odyssey
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is the real Odyssey
Since when was 1) Poland involved in Venezuela and 2) did Poland get the B2?
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Since when was 1) Poland involved in Venezuela and 2) did Poland get the B2?
So far we have Sicario and Clear and Present Danger. Bets to what movie they watch and try to bring to real life?
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
So far we have Sicario and Clear and Present Danger. Bets to what movie they watch and try to bring to real life?
Just had someone tell me that Ukraine should just submit because Russia is already the most sanctioned nation on earth. Idk what’s worse, the first part of the belief in sanctions actually being a useful tool.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just had someone tell me that Ukraine should just submit because Russia is already the most sanctioned nation on earth. Idk what’s worse, the first part of the belief in sanctions actually being a useful tool.
I thought that Veep saying “anyone who likes turkey is full of sh*t” had to be a joke. Just saw the video. Meteor 2028.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I thought that Veep saying “anyone who likes turkey is full of sh*t” had to be a joke. Just saw the video. Meteor 2028.
“Send lawyers, guns, and money”
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“Send lawyers, guns, and money”
Why did they bother translating the Ukraine “peace deal” out of the original Russian? Utter horseapples.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why did they bother translating the Ukraine “peace deal” out of the original Russian? Utter horseapples.
How many likes for this hero and his famous country star girlfriend?
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How many likes for this hero and his famous country star girlfriend?
When I die, I want a moped rider to DoorDash my remains.
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When I die, I want a moped rider to DoorDash my remains.
Have reached the point that I root for baseball players because I can remember their dads playing as a kid.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Have reached the point that I root for baseball players because I can remember their dads playing as a kid.
Reposted by Jonny Klemchuk
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If anyone is going hungry because SNAP benefits have been “delayed”, this site lists restaurants that will give a meal if you need one mysnapmap.com
MySnapMap - Businesses offering free meals for SNAP recipients
Interactive map displaying businesses offering free or discounted meals for SNAP recipients.
mysnapmap.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If anyone is going hungry because SNAP benefits have been “delayed”, this site lists restaurants that will give a meal if you need one mysnapmap.com
Twitter continues to be a cesspool of echoes.
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Twitter continues to be a cesspool of echoes.
“Enjoy every sandwich.”
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Enjoy every sandwich.”
Tag your consulting buddies.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tag your consulting buddies.
It took me an hour to drive nine miles this morning. Ask me anything.
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It took me an hour to drive nine miles this morning. Ask me anything.
Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wanna kill a British person? Send this to them.
Our friend is at an education conference in Chicago. The school went into lockdown because folks were outside. Can we just go back to the way things were?
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Our friend is at an education conference in Chicago. The school went into lockdown because folks were outside. Can we just go back to the way things were?
New Hampshire is really embracing that “or die” part of their motto.
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
New Hampshire is really embracing that “or die” part of their motto.
There’s a guy walking a giant rabbit on a leash with a stroller with another bunny in it
October 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There’s a guy walking a giant rabbit on a leash with a stroller with another bunny in it
@haillemmy.bsky.social this absolutely slaps
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
@haillemmy.bsky.social this absolutely slaps
Folks celebrating July 4th but complaining about October 18th without realizing that the Fourth is the OG No Kings day.
two spidermans are standing next to each other in front of a van and saying `` we are the same '' .
ALT: two spidermans are standing next to each other in front of a van and saying `` we are the same '' .
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Folks celebrating July 4th but complaining about October 18th without realizing that the Fourth is the OG No Kings day.
“Fox News turned our parents generation into what they thought video games would turn us into.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“Fox News turned our parents generation into what they thought video games would turn us into.”
“Siri, give me the Cliff Notes version of Christopher Columbus.”
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“Siri, give me the Cliff Notes version of Christopher Columbus.”