John Young
johnyounger.bsky.social
John Young
@johnyounger.bsky.social
Ice cream, biscuits, dogs, jungle, Manyoo. Has no opinion on the potential capacity of any football grounds.
Watching the #copalibertadores to see whagwaan.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Apologies to all Everton fans. I put 79p on them to win. So it’s my fault.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Horse
Cow
Sheep
Mole
Ferret
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Moose
Beaver
Black bear
Humpback Whale
Gray Whale
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

bison
pronghorn
sandhill crane
gopher tortoise
manatee
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Rooney is listening to Cole talking about coaching likes he’s briefing Neo cortex surgery.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Carragher thinks Ashley Cole has coaching badgers 🦡
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
These Huel scenes are causing me hydro encephalitis.

How are the brand team thinking Gnev and Carragher doing improv is going to help their sales?
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ashley Cole seems a good lad
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I love stick to football despite Neville
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Our Zack liked one of my reposts earlier. So I’m pretty much deputy leader of the Greens now! #hopeishere
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is ‘Sid’ for “I would like some of your wrap OR your mini cheddars. I’m not fussy which”.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Brilliant
Hope is here.

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November 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Reposted by John Young
Fortunately for police they leave a trail
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Noisy fuckers
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Watching some Retro manyoo. Weren’t we spoilt?
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
That John Terry penalty miss in 2008 champions league final was ace wasn’t it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I can tell you what’s wrong with Liverpool. That fucking keeper. He’s absolutely shit. Makes bayindir look like the hoover damn
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Made mashed potato with a ricer earlier lads. Does anyone know what day the Michelin stars get posted out? I don’t want mine handing to my neighbours or left by the gate thank you very much.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by John Young
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Currently engaging in a Facebook argument about Mason fucking greenwood and this lad must think I’m Canadian.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I can tell too what my Spotify wrapped will be right now. Fuck all. Because I’m not a goth. Apple Music FTW.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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After the budget, the tradition of seeing how "The Market reacted to it", like The Market is a capricious & powerful volcano god being offered a fresh portion of sacrificed goat rather than a collection of overpaid coked-up dickheads gambling with other people's money.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Get that Lacey lad on. And put Dalot through a butchers mincer and zirkzee into shark alley with a pocket full of bleeding voles
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Some result this could be. Losing to an Everton team down to 10 cos some lad slapped his own team mate.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Are we as shite as the sky app suggests lads?
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Last time I was on a plane when manyoo were playing they beat city 3-2 so this is a sure fire winner tonight lads
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM