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J. M. Brister 🌻
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There are two wolves inside me: One is a sensitive INFJ dark romance author. The other is a chaos gremlin who shares dank memes & listens to slam metal.🫠 πŸ”— https://jmbrister.blogspot.com/
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πŸ’™πŸ“š Gray Tower: A spicy and thrilling stand-alone romantic suspense series. HEA guaranteed, covering all the tropes you love in an open-door romance. πŸŒΆοΈπŸ“š

Available on Kindle Unlimited, so you might as well give it a try. ⬇️

πŸ”— tinyurl.com/y5n3f7v8

#Author #Books #Romance #Writing
Why did I wake up early this morning and go, β€œYou know what I need to go back to sleep…Sanguisugabogg.”

And I put them on and went back to sleep. 🎧

What is wrong with me?
Just saw an older marathoner who everyone was praising, and although that was a very cool accomplishment, the comments were horrible. It is a great privilege to have a body healthy enough to perform at that levelβ€”at any age. Many of us have had that taken away.
Followed you too! I'm hoping you get this figured out. *fingers crossed*
I had psychiatrists try to tell me that my physical issues were mental health-related. Surprise! It was an autoimmune disease. Keep advocating for yourself. You know your body. ❀️
It's a fun read, for sure! 😁
πŸ“šπŸ’™ Danger. Desire. No way out.

πŸ“šπŸŒΆοΈ When a bodyguard and his charge are caught in a game of trust and deception, sparks fly. Dark, intense, and full of twists, this romantic suspense will keep you on edge until the very last page.

πŸ”—https://amzn.to/2qPQwyl

#romance #romancelandia #books
This diagram does have a point. Cats and inkjet printers DO have a lot in common.

#cats #cat #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme
RA: I’ll mostly behave today.
Ears: I’ll slightly unclog.
Fibro: I’ll leave you alone.
Migraine: Zzzz
Bipolar: πŸ˜‡
Me: Yay!

Uterus: Surprise, motherfucker.
🎧Top 10 Songs for September:

6.) Gojira - Backbone
7.) The Armed - I Steal What I Want
8.) Born of Osiris - Machine
9.) To The Grave - Red Dot Sight
10.) Lorna Shore - Unbreakable
🎧Top 10 Songs for September:

1.) Gaerea - Submerged with 56 playsβ€¦πŸ€£
2.) Lorna Shore - Prison of Flesh
3.) Panzerfaust - Promethean Fire
4.) The Amity Affliction - Soak Me in Bleach
5.) Harakiri for the Sky - Without You I’m Just a Sad Song

(Continued...)
🎧Top artists Apple Music round up for September:

Top artists:

1.) Gojira
2.) Gaerea
3.) Lorna Shore
4.) Harakiri for the Sky
5.) Panzerfaust (Canadian)
6.) Killswitch Engage
7.) The Ocean
8.) Born of Osiris
9.) Meshuggah
10.) After The Burial
πŸ“šπŸ’™ Fake it 'til you make it...unless your mission's about to blow up.

From geek to chic, she's undercoverβ€”but her grumpy partner? Totally blowing her cover.

Perfect for fans of romantic suspense, enemies-to-lovers tension, and a splash of danger. πŸ“šπŸŒΆοΈ

πŸ”— https://amzn.to/2GCJOQC

#romance
Why is my brain like this? Just let me be happy. πŸ˜‚

#dankmeme #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes

She’s on the run, hiding from a man who was never what he seemed.

A mercenary stands between her and the danger that hunts her, but can he protect her from the truth she’s yet to uncover?

The stakes are high. The secrets are dark. And trust is hard to come by.🀫

πŸ”— https://amzn.to/2Uf7QX3
Topamax has decided that the only thing I get to eat is Cooler Ranch Doritos and Sprite. Thanks for that. 😭
I'm just adding to the joke bank. 🀣
Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.

#dadjokes #humor #follow #funny #laugh #joke #lol
My life is Skyrim. I usually never finish the main quest, but you'd better believe I gathered all those herbs for the farmer. I have my priorities straight.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes
πŸ“šπŸ’™ Her father's dark past. A stalker’s twisted obsession. A man who’ll do anything to protect her.

πŸ”Έ Age-gap romance
πŸ”Έ Suspense & mystery
πŸ”Έ Domestic thriller vibes
πŸ”Έ Open door spice

The Town Liar will keep you hooked until the final twist. πŸ“šπŸŒΆοΈ

πŸ”—https://t.ly/0zWEm
My blue-eyed boy, posing for the camera. He absolutely loves taking pictures.

Photo by my daughter. ❀️

#Caturday #cats #cat #siamesecats #animal #animals #catlover #pets #PetLovers #picoftheday #photo #photography #photooftheday
🎧 He didn't have to go that hard. But he did. He did it for us.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes #music
πŸ“šπŸ’™She went looking for a masked vigilante, but what she found was far more complicated. The man before her is a puzzle, torn between his secrets and a battle with inner demons so dark, they could consume them both. πŸ“šπŸŒΆοΈ

πŸ”— https://amzn.to/3hqswsN

#romance #romancelandia #writingcommunity
I'm glad that one did well. 🀣
I tried organizing a hide-and-seek tournament.

Unfortunately, all the good players were hard to find.

🫠 🫠 🫠

#dadjokes #humor #joke #laugh #lol #funny