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J. M. Brister 🌻

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There are two wolves inside me: One is a sensitive INFJ dark romance author. The other is a chaos gremlin who shares dank memes & listens to slam metal.🫠 🔗 https://jmbrister.blogspot.com/

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 8h

💙📚 Gray Tower: A spicy and thrilling stand-alone romantic suspense series. HEA guaranteed, covering all the tropes you love in an open-door romance. 🌶️📚

Available on Kindle Unlimited, so you might as well give it a try. ⬇️

🔗 tinyurl.com/y5n3f7v8

#Author #Books #Romance #Writing

Picture: Red rose above an open paperback book. Text: A group of mercenaries. Dangerous missions. Inner turmoil. Love & secrets. That's Gray Tower.

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 16h

Why did I wake up early this morning and go, “You know what I need to go back to sleep…Sanguisugabogg.”

And I put them on and went back to sleep. 🎧

What is wrong with me?

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 13d

Just saw an older marathoner who everyone was praising, and although that was a very cool accomplishment, the comments were horrible. It is a great privilege to have a body healthy enough to perform at that level—at any age. Many of us have had that taken away.

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 17d

Followed you too! I'm hoping you get this figured out. *fingers crossed*

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 18d

I had psychiatrists try to tell me that my physical issues were mental health-related. Surprise! It was an autoimmune disease. Keep advocating for yourself. You know your body. ❤️

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 25d

It's a fun read, for sure! 😁

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 25d

📚💙 Danger. Desire. No way out.

📚🌶️ When a bodyguard and his charge are caught in a game of trust and deception, sparks fly. Dark, intense, and full of twists, this romantic suspense will keep you on edge until the very last page.

🔗https://amzn.to/2qPQwyl

#romance #romancelandia #books

A young blonde woman staring at the left hand corner of the picture in contrasting black and white, looking serious. She is touching her face with both hands. Dark nail polish is on her hands, and her hair is covering one eye partially.

At the bottom, the following text says in white, "A beauty and the beast, bodyguard romance with a romantic suspense flair, full of twists and turns. At the top, right hand corner in red cursive the name of the book Perilous Games. Underneath the author's name J. M. Brister is also written in the same cursive font but in white.

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 26d

This diagram does have a point. Cats and inkjet printers DO have a lot in common.

#cats #cat #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme

Meme: Venn Diagram with a cat looking at it. Left side is "cat." Right side is "inkjet printer." The middle lists: moody, spend a lot of time self-cleaning, unreliable, demand feeding when container is full, ignore requests."

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 26d

RA: I’ll mostly behave today.
Ears: I’ll slightly unclog.
Fibro: I’ll leave you alone.
Migraine: Zzzz
Bipolar: 😇
Me: Yay!

Uterus: Surprise, motherfucker.

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 27d

🎧Top 10 Songs for September:

6.) Gojira - Backbone
7.) The Armed - I Steal What I Want
8.) Born of Osiris - Machine
9.) To The Grave - Red Dot Sight
10.) Lorna Shore - Unbreakable

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 27d

🎧Top 10 Songs for September:

1.) Gaerea - Submerged with 56 plays…🤣
2.) Lorna Shore - Prison of Flesh
3.) Panzerfaust - Promethean Fire
4.) The Amity Affliction - Soak Me in Bleach
5.) Harakiri for the Sky - Without You I’m Just a Sad Song

(Continued...)

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 27d

🎧Top artists Apple Music round up for September:

Top artists:

1.) Gojira
2.) Gaerea
3.) Lorna Shore
4.) Harakiri for the Sky
5.) Panzerfaust (Canadian)
6.) Killswitch Engage
7.) The Ocean
8.) Born of Osiris
9.) Meshuggah
10.) After The Burial

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 28d

📚💙 Fake it 'til you make it...unless your mission's about to blow up.

From geek to chic, she's undercover—but her grumpy partner? Totally blowing her cover.

Perfect for fans of romantic suspense, enemies-to-lovers tension, and a splash of danger. 📚🌶️

🔗 https://amzn.to/2GCJOQC

#romance

A young blonde woman, looking fearful, her eyes wide. The title of the book "Trouble Paradise" is written in the top left corner in orange cursive. Underneath, the author's name, J. M. Brister, is written in white cursive. At the bottom, the following is written in white:

Being a fake girlfriend for a mission isn't bad. A makeover from geek to chic helps. Dealing with the grump of a partner? That's harder.

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · 29d

Why is my brain like this? Just let me be happy. 😂

#dankmeme #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes

Meme: Two pictures, top and bottom. The top picture: A person on the beach, drawing in the sand, the waves coming in. Text: My brain recording my good memories. The bottom picture: A person carving letters into stone. Text: My brain recording my cringe memories.

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Oct 1

She’s on the run, hiding from a man who was never what he seemed.

A mercenary stands between her and the danger that hunts her, but can he protect her from the truth she’s yet to uncover?

The stakes are high. The secrets are dark. And trust is hard to come by.🤫

🔗 https://amzn.to/2Uf7QX3

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 26

Topamax has decided that the only thing I get to eat is Cooler Ranch Doritos and Sprite. Thanks for that. 😭

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 25

I'm just adding to the joke bank. 🤣

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 25

Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.

#dadjokes #humor #follow #funny #laugh #joke #lol

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 23

My life is Skyrim. I usually never finish the main quest, but you'd better believe I gathered all those herbs for the farmer. I have my priorities straight.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes

Meme: Car Ad meme with the two cartoon guys negotiating on a car. However, instead of a car, it's a giant brain. Text: *Slaps roof of my brain* "This bad boy can go on so many side questions."

(Meme spelling and grammar edited for screen reader clarity.)

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 21

📚💙 Her father's dark past. A stalker’s twisted obsession. A man who’ll do anything to protect her.

🔸 Age-gap romance
🔸 Suspense & mystery
🔸 Domestic thriller vibes
🔸 Open door spice

The Town Liar will keep you hooked until the final twist. 📚🌶️

🔗https://t.ly/0zWEm

A young woman looking to the right side, her hair in her face and expression serious. The title of the book "The Town Liar" is written in the top left corner in yellow cursive. Underneath is the author's name, "J. M. Brister" in white cursive. At the bottom, the following excerpt from the novel is written in white:

Who knew that becoming the victim would turn you into the enemy?

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 20

My blue-eyed boy, posing for the camera. He absolutely loves taking pictures.

Photo by my daughter. ❤️

#Caturday #cats #cat #siamesecats #animal #animals #catlover #pets #PetLovers #picoftheday #photo #photography #photooftheday

A seal point Siamese cat is lying on its side, blue eyes looking into the camera. His head is sitting on an elementary math book. A peach-colored bin is in the background.

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J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 19

🎧 He didn't have to go that hard. But he did. He did it for us.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes #music

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 17

📚💙She went looking for a masked vigilante, but what she found was far more complicated. The man before her is a puzzle, torn between his secrets and a battle with inner demons so dark, they could consume them both. 📚🌶️

🔗 https://amzn.to/3hqswsN

#romance #romancelandia #writingcommunity

A young brunette woman looking straight ahead, her expression serious. Part of her hair is in her face. The title of the book "Manic Deception" is written in the top right corner in yellow cursive. At the bottom, the following is written in white cursive:

She went looking for a masked vigilante. She found a perplexing man, battling inner demons so deep it might consume them both.

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 17

I'm glad that one did well. 🤣

J. M. Brister 🌻 @jmbrister.bsky.social · Sep 15

I tried organizing a hide-and-seek tournament.

Unfortunately, all the good players were hard to find.

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#dadjokes #humor #joke #laugh #lol #funny

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