JLAKBJ
@jlakbj.bsky.social
Waiting patiently for more election and baseball and basketball stats people to make it over here
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JLAKBJ
@jlakbj.bsky.social
· Oct 28
“They were careless people... they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess that they had made.”
It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
Since you took your love away
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
Since you took your love away
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Duke looks sloppy, Kansas looks panicky, UNC gave up something like a 15-0 run late to Navy. College basketball is no fun tonight
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Duke looks sloppy, Kansas looks panicky, UNC gave up something like a 15-0 run late to Navy. College basketball is no fun tonight
Sandwich Hero found not guilty (obviously)
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sandwich Hero found not guilty (obviously)
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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There are no districts in NC greater than R +10.
In a big wave election, the Republicans could lose the entire state.
In a big wave election, the Republicans could lose the entire state.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
There are no districts in NC greater than R +10.
In a big wave election, the Republicans could lose the entire state.
In a big wave election, the Republicans could lose the entire state.
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If this wave were to persist into next year, the Republicans could dummymander a *lot* of seats.
The PVIs of the *current* map in NC of R held seats are R+ 5 7 8 8 8 9 9 9 10 10
In a Dem wave year maybe they wouldn't win all or many but they'd be very close and require a lot of resources to defend
The PVIs of the *current* map in NC of R held seats are R+ 5 7 8 8 8 9 9 9 10 10
In a Dem wave year maybe they wouldn't win all or many but they'd be very close and require a lot of resources to defend
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If this wave were to persist into next year, the Republicans could dummymander a *lot* of seats.
The PVIs of the *current* map in NC of R held seats are R+ 5 7 8 8 8 9 9 9 10 10
In a Dem wave year maybe they wouldn't win all or many but they'd be very close and require a lot of resources to defend
The PVIs of the *current* map in NC of R held seats are R+ 5 7 8 8 8 9 9 9 10 10
In a Dem wave year maybe they wouldn't win all or many but they'd be very close and require a lot of resources to defend
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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Today, I’m announcing the Governor’s Redistricting Advisory Commission.
I’ve been clear from Day One: If other states are determining whether or not they have fair maps, so will Maryland.
I’ve been clear from Day One: If other states are determining whether or not they have fair maps, so will Maryland.
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today, I’m announcing the Governor’s Redistricting Advisory Commission.
I’ve been clear from Day One: If other states are determining whether or not they have fair maps, so will Maryland.
I’ve been clear from Day One: If other states are determining whether or not they have fair maps, so will Maryland.
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Final forecast t.co/7qcmYTDFp6
https://statenavigate.org/final-2025-virginia-forecasts-show-democrats-poised-to-win-virginia-elections/
t.co
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Final forecast t.co/7qcmYTDFp6
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
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A whole ballgame in the shape of [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A whole ballgame in the shape of [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
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NEW: Paul Newby, a born-again Christian, has turned his perch atop North Carolina’s Supreme Court into an instrument of political power.
Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well beyond the borders of his state.
By @dougbockclark.bsky.social
Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well beyond the borders of his state.
By @dougbockclark.bsky.social
“Biblical Justice, Equal Justice, for All”: How North Carolina’s Chief Justice Transformed His State and America
Paul Newby, a born-again Christian, has turned his perch atop North Carolina’s Supreme Court into an instrument of political power. Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well be...
www.propublica.org
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
NEW: Paul Newby, a born-again Christian, has turned his perch atop North Carolina’s Supreme Court into an instrument of political power.
Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well beyond the borders of his state.
By @dougbockclark.bsky.social
Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well beyond the borders of his state.
By @dougbockclark.bsky.social
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Grateful to witness Shohei Ohtani
Grateful to get to write about him
On the incredible single-game performance ⬇️
www.mlb.com/news/shohei-...
Grateful to get to write about him
On the incredible single-game performance ⬇️
www.mlb.com/news/shohei-...
13 reasons Shohei had the greatest game ever
We are so lucky to witness Shohei Ohtani. That has been true for a while, but never has it been more prominently on display than on Friday night in Game 4 of the National League Championship Series.
www.mlb.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Grateful to witness Shohei Ohtani
Grateful to get to write about him
On the incredible single-game performance ⬇️
www.mlb.com/news/shohei-...
Grateful to get to write about him
On the incredible single-game performance ⬇️
www.mlb.com/news/shohei-...
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I hope UNC's next head football coach is someone even more famous and less qualified to coach a college football team
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I hope UNC's next head football coach is someone even more famous and less qualified to coach a college football team
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most games into a season a team was under .500 & made the postseason that year:
2005 Padres: 157
1973 Mets: 153
2025 Reds: 151
2009 Twins: 143
2025 Guardians: 139
2008 Dodgers: 139
h/t @EliasSports
2005 Padres: 157
1973 Mets: 153
2025 Reds: 151
2009 Twins: 143
2025 Guardians: 139
2008 Dodgers: 139
h/t @EliasSports
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
most games into a season a team was under .500 & made the postseason that year:
2005 Padres: 157
1973 Mets: 153
2025 Reds: 151
2009 Twins: 143
2025 Guardians: 139
2008 Dodgers: 139
h/t @EliasSports
2005 Padres: 157
1973 Mets: 153
2025 Reds: 151
2009 Twins: 143
2025 Guardians: 139
2008 Dodgers: 139
h/t @EliasSports
Saw this guy in a Transfinite Cardinals jersey today and asked him if there was a player wearing a number between his and aleph-one. We decided it was the third baseman
September 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Saw this guy in a Transfinite Cardinals jersey today and asked him if there was a player wearing a number between his and aleph-one. We decided it was the third baseman
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Nationals 3, Mets 2
September 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nationals 3, Mets 2
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saw this in the thomas pynchon subreddit lol
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
saw this in the thomas pynchon subreddit lol