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Jessie

@jessie.bsky.social

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she/her @jessiedotjs everywhere else Mostly just skeets about my dog

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 1d

"things have changed" -my mom, surprised the doctor recommended against adding ground up McDonald's cheeseburger to Baby's formula

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 2d

I picked him up this morning and HE DIDN'T SCRUNCH 😭😭😭

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Clayton @nixon.computer · 2d

Some of y'all need to live menos.

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 2d

Ordered the Meta glasses. Whenever I try to take videos of Baby, he stops what he's doing to look at my camera. Hoping now he doesn't notice the recording and we can keep playing without the camera interrupting us

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 3d

New bear ears

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 7d

He giggled for the first time today 😍😭

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 8d

Can someone leak my SSN real quick, my identity protection from previous leaks is finally expiring

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 8d

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 8d

One day this baby is gonna learn that every time he vomits he gets to have a fun bath and then it's all over for us

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 9d

We're currently in Florida so wearing all the summer rompers I shouldn't have bought. But TOMORROW there will be tiny jackets with ears on the hood

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 11d

THANK YOU

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 11d

Only three (but don't worry, all of them have a matching Freda counterpart)

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 11d

Unreasonably worried that my baby doesn't have enough Halloween costumes

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 12d

Sincerely excited

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 12d

It's auctions via live video but most sellers are just like some guy. I've been buying cheap vintage baby clothes from there

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 12d

I'm shopping on whatnot and half the streams went down and all the comments are yelling at the hosts for "suddenly stopping the show"

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 13d

Jake says I can't wake up our sleeping baby just to hang out with him?

Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 14d

I have a recurring nightmare where I pee in the Home Depot toilets

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Jessie @jessie.bsky.social · 14d

Brought Baby and Freda into Home Depot and you'll never guess which one peed on the floor!

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