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i don’t want to starve on an island but i do want to be a survivor player at a bills game with fellow survivor players #nichepost
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i don’t want to starve on an island but i do want to be a survivor player at a bills game with fellow survivor players #nichepost
why don’t palm pals have the hype they deserve they’re so cute and sm cheaper than jellycats
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
why don’t palm pals have the hype they deserve they’re so cute and sm cheaper than jellycats
nothing like finding a typo immediately after sending an email
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
nothing like finding a typo immediately after sending an email
it’s so funny seeing both acquaintances and celebrities running the nyc marathon like… it is a small world after all
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it’s so funny seeing both acquaintances and celebrities running the nyc marathon like… it is a small world after all
ICE being one of the few gov agencies operating during the shutdown is so 🤮
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
ICE being one of the few gov agencies operating during the shutdown is so 🤮
need to see a male/masc friend group as 5sos this halloween
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
need to see a male/masc friend group as 5sos this halloween
born in the right generation because i love running water and refrigerators
September 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
born in the right generation because i love running water and refrigerators
Leo, short for leopard
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Leo, short for leopard
hey does anyone know how to get a job that actually pays a livable wage
July 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
hey does anyone know how to get a job that actually pays a livable wage
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WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer
May 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer
a large bedroom is very important to me spiritually
March 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
a large bedroom is very important to me spiritually
this month has been so long
March 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
this month has been so long
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Due process is one of my favorite things.
March 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Due process is one of my favorite things.
updated my ios and now i can’t type and my battery is dying so fast wtf
March 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
updated my ios and now i can’t type and my battery is dying so fast wtf
i survived a recruitment attempt by an MLM and all i got was nothing
March 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i survived a recruitment attempt by an MLM and all i got was nothing
at the car wash thinking about how I hate tomatoes
March 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
at the car wash thinking about how I hate tomatoes
first 60 degree day and I’m driving with my window down and run over a tomato and the splatter gets on me
March 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
first 60 degree day and I’m driving with my window down and run over a tomato and the splatter gets on me
thinking about challengers being snubbed 😔
March 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
thinking about challengers being snubbed 😔
when i was at wegmans yesterday i saw someone in the bathroom stall who had their pants and shoes off and it’s still weighing on me
March 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
when i was at wegmans yesterday i saw someone in the bathroom stall who had their pants and shoes off and it’s still weighing on me
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Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
what am i gonna do after finishing traitors and dondi
March 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
what am i gonna do after finishing traitors and dondi
need a severance edit to alter ego by doechii
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
need a severance edit to alter ego by doechii
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recieved a gift from god yesterday (thrifted a canucks jersey before going to the game and then watched them win in OT for once)
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
recieved a gift from god yesterday (thrifted a canucks jersey before going to the game and then watched them win in OT for once)
JESSICA BURT HAS MET HANNAH SHAPIRO
February 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
JESSICA BURT HAS MET HANNAH SHAPIRO