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some pig
if college kids need chatgpt to put together a "routine" then those parents did a shit job raising them

i fucking hate all these commercials
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

leatherback turtle
sloth
capuchin monkey
elk
moose
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Wallaby
Hammerhead shark
American alligator
Eastern diamondback rattlesnake
Indian elephant
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Sandhill crane
Black bear
Mola mola (!!!)
Adder
Golden-crowned kinglet
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Exclusive: Hegseth ordered everyone killed in the first alleged drug boat strike on Sept. 2, prompting a second hit to finish off survivors in the water in a mission led by SEAL Team 6. Ordering no quarter could legally perilous www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i need an all female parody of first take because these assholes are ridiculous
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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DHS using its massive new budget keeping Americans safe from [checks notes...] a law-abiding college student who grew up in America & whom a federal court barred from deportation.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Shout out to the last time is snowed in Boulder, 223 days ago in mid April: bouldercast.com/winter-storm... #COWx #Boulderwx #Snow
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Compare the administration reaction to the murders of Melissa and Mark Hortman to the response to the guard shooter. It doesn't exactly dispel the belief that they were waiting for this to happen.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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tom brady looks like a 1988 philly mafia captain leaving a courthouse where he’s on trial for rico charges and a reporter shoved a mic in his face for comment
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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There has been no breathless roadblock coverage of this shooting on cable channels or in major newspapers, afaik. wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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"Last month, I was texting with my dear friend from grad school, who is a pre-school teacher, and she said, “This government shutdown is about to make my job a lot harder.”* I asked, “How so?” *She puts it plain and simple." #boulder
Give Life Back to Organizations Threatened by the “Nonprofit Killer” Bill: 2025 Giving Guide - Yellow Scene Magazine
This year’s Giving Guide focuses on food security and supporting resources for immigrants. Colorado Gives Day 2025 is on Tuesday, December 9, 2025, but I encourage you, please don’t feel that you have to wait until then to donate to the causes you care about. If you’re in need of ideas, please check out our guide below.
yellowscene.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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the time has come
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
does travolta really need the money that bad
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Happy Spider-Man Rimming Uncle Sam Day to all who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Where's the shoe guy
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
a few years ago i posted this on instagram and caught a suspension or whatever lol
remember, folks,
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
will never not cry at a ragtime performance
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving. You don’t have to believe in the premise of the holiday (I sure as hell don’t), but: you can believe in good friends, the family we choose, and sharing food, happiness, maybe good movies. That’s what Thanksgiving is to me, and the specifics don’t matter. Find joy in each other.
Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
Alt: Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Every time I see a cyber truck I am reminded that I've never seen a Cyber truck with someone in the passenger seat.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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#Sudan: MSF fears many remain stranded, held for ransom and unable to escape.

Watch Mouna Hanebali, MSF medical team leader in #Tawila, and survivors who fled El Fasher share the dire reality of the situation.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
sad they got shot, no one deserves to, but this is not breaking news to interrupt programming.

news producers suck
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM