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jellyunicorn
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i like control decks and control deck accessories
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hi i went insane and wrote a like 12 page guide on the mechanics behind a warframe no one uses :)

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NO!!! DO NOT GET IN MCLAREN
McLaren confirms new F2 champion Leonardo Fornaroli has joined as a test and development driver, while Richard Verschoor has also become part of its driver development programme #F1
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
within 2 weeks, both parents got hospitalized & my moms best friend passed away. of course i'm trying to keep my spirits up to support them but, fucking hell, it's been a terrible year and i'm tired.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
5 jokers left to fake c++. made a lot of progress waiting around in the hospital lol.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
i just wanna dissolve
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
really nothing about my gender identity brings me happiness anymore
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
anyways had to wake up to take a shit at 3 am and havent been able to sleep ever since, fuck my stupid chungus life
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
<- forced to live in OCG territories that isn't exactly east asia, give me vjump promo cards or give me death
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
im getting too much attention on twxttxr go away
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
she can't keep getting away with it
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
my ass being boring and not really listening to music paid off
Now we know where all that Spotify money is going. Not to the artists - perish the thought. No, the CEO has invested it all in AI weaponry designed to kill humans. I wish this were a joke.

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons
Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."
www.latimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
part of me wants to hop back on HD2 other part is so fkin done with arrowhead lol
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
poop from a fart
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
one of these days i will top a regional sized tournament, i've had a ton of luck with dierolls/RPS in big tournaments so far. this is the first time i've had dieroll luck as bad as this and i got my best result yet.
got 10th place at the 2nd farfa genesys open. 1-7 in RPS. broke most boards with only engine + fallen & virtuous. really proud of the list & while i made small misplays i don't think they decided any match
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
got 10th place at the 2nd farfa genesys open. 1-7 in RPS. broke most boards with only engine + fallen & virtuous. really proud of the list & while i made small misplays i don't think they decided any match
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
testing is going pretty bad even though im winning most of my games but thats up to Db players being ass at my current elo , my technical play with radiant typhoon is very bad and i feel the list is missing something. this format rules
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
i feel pretty bad
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
they're killing this thing like the nazis at nuremburg the Prog Situation is Crazy
oh yeah i forgot to post my prog list this week

(i swear this account isn't just Prog Updates)

this is probably my best and most fun cook yet. normal summon krebons forever. also has anyone seen my dad he went out to grab some milk
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
oh yeah i forgot to post my prog list this week

(i swear this account isn't just Prog Updates)

this is probably my best and most fun cook yet. normal summon krebons forever. also has anyone seen my dad he went out to grab some milk
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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i have invented this new thing when it gets cold outside called “soup”. okra and chicken
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
got absolutely scammed in prog with no compensation given in return. of course Big Prog would dispossess Trans
October 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
three days after pyramid turtle's crucifixion by the pagan overspillic mob, He was resurrected. (by mezuki probably)

another undefeated sweep with zombies another 10 trillion to pyramid turtle
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
shes done it again
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
getting closer
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM