Who wore it better?
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Who wore it better?
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
Reason: not hungry anymore
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reason: not hungry anymore
Looking forward to iOS 27: "Liquid Opaque"
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Looking forward to iOS 27: "Liquid Opaque"
Doctors should be allowed to prescribe bands
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Doctors should be allowed to prescribe bands
Movies I will make, by Quentin Tarantino (🧵, 1/10)
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Movies I will make, by Quentin Tarantino (🧵, 1/10)
[BLUETOOTH SPEAKER APP HAS RED DOT]
[OPEN APP]
APP: It is Turkey Day! Enjoy you having Turkey
[OPEN APP]
APP: It is Turkey Day! Enjoy you having Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
[BLUETOOTH SPEAKER APP HAS RED DOT]
[OPEN APP]
APP: It is Turkey Day! Enjoy you having Turkey
[OPEN APP]
APP: It is Turkey Day! Enjoy you having Turkey
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me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
If you don’t “pray that way,” no need to be “sorry.” Simply explain the way that you do pray without anger or defensiveness
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you don’t “pray that way,” no need to be “sorry.” Simply explain the way that you do pray without anger or defensiveness
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
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Most evenings in 2025 have ended with X’s for eyes, two legs straight up, with tongue sticking out
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Most evenings in 2025 have ended with X’s for eyes, two legs straight up, with tongue sticking out
Still a big fan of this article which pointed out there are no public bathrooms on I-91 AND that the MassDOT was completely unaware of that www.masslive.com/westernmass/...
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Still a big fan of this article which pointed out there are no public bathrooms on I-91 AND that the MassDOT was completely unaware of that www.masslive.com/westernmass/...
“Salsa Verde” Doritos taste recognizably like Mexican food. I hope someone got fired for that
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Salsa Verde” Doritos taste recognizably like Mexican food. I hope someone got fired for that
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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lets hear it for the boy
lets give the boy a ham
lets give the boy a ham
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
lets hear it for the boy
lets give the boy a ham
lets give the boy a ham
Unfortunately the pope ruined the story, and possibly the entire evening
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Unfortunately the pope ruined the story, and possibly the entire evening
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I was afraid this was going to happen
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I was afraid this was going to happen
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Suggested:
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Suggested:
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?