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TeddyB

@jasperrains.bsky.social

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Old hippie✌️ Frequent shitposter. Harley rider. Great cook🍲 🍽 Pet squirrel 🐿 named Claire. Music afficionado. Recovery Coach. 🚫OnlyFans. Should have taken the blue pill 💊 👽🦅🍤🎶🙊🙉🙈🫶 #TaxTheRich #NoMoreRapistPoliticians #NoMoreRacistPoliticians

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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 1d

ZACK 🔥

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 2d

When syphilis and herpes go out for tapas

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 13d

We are in desperate need of a nationwide psilocybin day.

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 13d

#DoomScrolling ?
Here's my puppy for ya'.

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 17d

Number of megalomanics in this picture ? One

Number of megalomanics in this picture with a right ear that was clearly not shot with a .223 ? Also one

#Trump #gop

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 20d

The #MAGA lyrical genius of Kid Rock:

"No more fluzies only high class hoes
A couple when it rains and a few when it snows
A brand new nose to go along with my habit
And a garden hose made out of 24 karat."

I prefer Spanish, thanks anyway.

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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 21d

Fact

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 24d

I hope it's today

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 25d

Things won't change

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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 26d

🙋‍♂️ I'm in. PM me.

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 26d

🙋‍♂️
I would like to poop

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 27d

The #CharlieKirk hoax in 3 minutes. A must watch.

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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 28d

We really need more guns

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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 28d

Here's some cute for your Saturday.
A break from the shit show.

Pebbles bout to fuck Lambchop up!!

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 28d

Empathy is for the weak

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · 29d

Not today be crude, but is it me, or does she walk like she just got freight trained?

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · Oct 1

Crickets.
For both of em'.
Dead silence.
So fire 🔥

I wish I had a dollar for every drink hegseth has tonight.

Maybe I'd be able to afford a ribeye.

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · Oct 1

Saw XI:
Show Me Your Penis
Starring Laura Loomer

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · Sep 30

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TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · Sep 24

hy·poc·ri·sy
/həˈpäkrəsē/

The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.
#maga #gop #charliekirk

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · Sep 24

What a cry baby bitch. Talk about a snowflake ❄️

TeddyB @jasperrains.bsky.social · Sep 23