JaseOfBase (RealSnarkLake)
@jaseashcraft.bsky.social
Takes so lukewarm you could bathe in them #AllForCincy https://www.youtube.com/@jaseofbase00
r/USMNT having a normal one
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
r/USMNT having a normal one
We have a winner in the NLI beer wars
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We have a winner in the NLI beer wars
MD and NJ are “willing” but I’m a Great Lakes and West Coast fan
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
MD and NJ are “willing” but I’m a Great Lakes and West Coast fan
I have hit my goal weight and I’m probably going to go past it. I’m skinnier now than I have been in 20 years
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I have hit my goal weight and I’m probably going to go past it. I’m skinnier now than I have been in 20 years
There goes my weekend #SubwayBuilder
October 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There goes my weekend #SubwayBuilder
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CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
I don't always get a migraine. But when I do, I can feel it brewing all day. It's going to be a rough night.
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I don't always get a migraine. But when I do, I can feel it brewing all day. It's going to be a rough night.
Fighting the urge to cash out one of my IRA's and finish my flight training
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fighting the urge to cash out one of my IRA's and finish my flight training
I'm going to a concert tonight but I'm already sleepy. Odds that I make it to the encore?
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm going to a concert tonight but I'm already sleepy. Odds that I make it to the encore?
Imagine going through the hoops to get into a service academy, busting your ass to move up the ranks, achieving the rank of flag officer, and then being ordered to fly 14 hours to hear some drunk give a TED talk. Followed by a senile pedo giving a speech encouraging war on your fellow citizens.
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Imagine going through the hoops to get into a service academy, busting your ass to move up the ranks, achieving the rank of flag officer, and then being ordered to fly 14 hours to hear some drunk give a TED talk. Followed by a senile pedo giving a speech encouraging war on your fellow citizens.
Doctor: We need you to come in for a test
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Doctor: We need you to come in for a test
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
Me: When?
Doctor: ASAP
Me: Okay
(schedules test) (anxiety increased)
Hospital: Hey, do you want to pre-pay $400?
Me: No. Can't I just take the test and you bill me?
Hospital: I really think you should pay $400 now.
Me: (anxiety increasing)
The Reds are in the playoffs, baby!
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Reds are in the playoffs, baby!
Hear me out.
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hear me out.
Days like today, I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and encourage my younger self to stick with a different career choice. In an alternate universe, there's a Dr. Jase and/or a Captain Jase.
September 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Days like today, I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and encourage my younger self to stick with a different career choice. In an alternate universe, there's a Dr. Jase and/or a Captain Jase.
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yesterday, while it was raining, I looked out the window and said "we needed this". I'm officially middle aged. Anyone know if there are stores selling white New Balance?
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yesterday, while it was raining, I looked out the window and said "we needed this". I'm officially middle aged. Anyone know if there are stores selling white New Balance?
Is the rapture happening before my morning commute?
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Is the rapture happening before my morning commute?
If you're in #Cincinnati, make sure to contact your city council members and let them know that the subway tunnels should be used for transit and nothing else. #FinishTheSubway #NeedRail
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you're in #Cincinnati, make sure to contact your city council members and let them know that the subway tunnels should be used for transit and nothing else. #FinishTheSubway #NeedRail
Well. The pro/relAnon blue checks have infiltrated TikTok. I've not seen them on this site so far, but they'll be here at some point.
September 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well. The pro/relAnon blue checks have infiltrated TikTok. I've not seen them on this site so far, but they'll be here at some point.
Noonan remains undefeated at not playing key players after an international break
September 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Noonan remains undefeated at not playing key players after an international break
It has been a rough couple of weeks, y'all. Some positive vibes, etc. would be greatly appreciated.
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It has been a rough couple of weeks, y'all. Some positive vibes, etc. would be greatly appreciated.
Coworkers: Are you feeling okay? Your voice usually isn't that deep.
(reminder that I normally sound like a 14-year-old boy)
(reminder that I normally sound like a 14-year-old boy)
September 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Coworkers: Are you feeling okay? Your voice usually isn't that deep.
(reminder that I normally sound like a 14-year-old boy)
(reminder that I normally sound like a 14-year-old boy)