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trungles.com
I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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tusk81.bsky.social
… and he SERVED ✨
Bugs Bunny in drag
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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jackarydraws.bsky.social
is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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writnelson.bsky.social
Delighted to share that I've just been named a 2025 BAFTA Breakthrough, alongside such luminaries as the director of K-Pop Demon Hunters and the star of Sinners!
www.bafta.org/stories/brea...
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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annesmien.bsky.social
Watercolour painting of a cat called Peanut, along with the photo I did it from. #cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #watercolour #painting
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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antlervel.vet
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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kelsijosilva.bsky.social
Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
Comic of a woman picking flowers and then having a nice kiss. Text reads: slow down. Take your time. When you're ready, you'll bloom, too.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
"female reporters sleep with sources" factoid actually just statistical error. Average female reporter sleeps with 0 sources per year. Olivia "Old Man Hunter" Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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rewhan.bsky.social
#hollowknight - Aight you big bitch, I got a new mask and I'm all hopped up on Bug Juice. Let's dance.
Hollow Knight screenshot - The player character is facing a floating beetle-like enemy identified only as The Soul Master' while standing on the glass skylight of what appears to be some kind of arcade or promenade.
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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applepecan.bsky.social
final fantasy tictacs
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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norock.bsky.social
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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crushbort.bsky.social
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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burgersama.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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morningfog.bsky.social
Mocking people for food they grew up eating is just petty and childish.

Drinking milk is normal, so is eating natto, menudo or okra.
No one needs to hear that you think it's gross.
Grow up and let people eat in peace.
August 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Second date idea:
GAYSTARNEWS LIKE NEWS Lesbian escapes Russia by boat and sails to Canada to be with the woman she loves
August 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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amybrown.xyz
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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blackskyeddie.blacksky.app
Cracker Barrel is what you get when you take Southern cuisine and remove Black people.
August 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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mcconnell.bsky.social
This is a pretty good bit
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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awesombrosos.bsky.social
🐠💙
August 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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theworldsgreatestwriter.com
I hear you, I do. But the master has got some mighty fine tools. Look at those bad boys
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM