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Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 7h

43) Checkin' it Twice
She is New York Property Developer who breaks up with her chud BF and goes home to Idaho who loves Christmas.

He is the washed up journeyman Hockey Player transfered to bumfuck nowheresville, and hates Christmas.

He lives in her guest house.

Its ultra mega top tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 6d

42) Baking all the Way
She is a top cookbook author, who will not allow her book to be published unless she has the PERFECT GINGERBREAD Man recipe.

He is the small town single dad who owns his own bakery with THE BEST GINGERBREAD RECIPE!

Ultra Mega Top Best Tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 6d

41) Christmas on Holly Lane

Three women.

One is lass from Chuck, her BF cheated on her.

One is the Lass from Chuck's sister. She is a hopeless singleton who hates her job and her daughter is a dick.

Third is the black friend who falls in love with the one other black character.

Top tier.

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 14d

40) Its a Christmas Thing

She is the small town singleton who has inexplicably agreed to have her ex and new fiance stay over for Christmas.

He is the local station TV Reporter who thinks making a show about her dating in run up to Christmas will be the big step to the nationals.

Toppest tier.

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 17d

39) On the 12th Date of Christmas

She is adorkable game developer.

He is grumpy marketing Guru.

They are teamed up to design a 12 dates of Christmas scavenger hunt type thing to release on Christmas.

Presumably 12 days too late...

He falls for her exactly half way.

Toppest tiers

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 22d

38) The Fabric of Christmas

She is a professional quilter that runs the rec.

He is the fireman that threatens to shut the rec for fire code violations.

His sister decides to get married at Christmas with 3 weeks notice and HAS to have a custom quilt.

Ultra mega top tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 28d

37) Merry and Gay
NYC Broadway lass goes home to her small town, where her mum and her bestie spend the rest of the film trying to get her and the other woman's daughter together.

The whole town is invested in this working. They were childhood sweethearts.

Top tier.

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Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · 29d

36) The Road Home for Christmas

Rival duelling jazz piano players in New Orleans road trip home for Christmas for reasons.

The film stops for 10 minutes for a Nashville Marie Osmond show, and i couldnt be more down for it.

Also discovered there is a Marie Osmond Genre.

Toppest mega top tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Oct 3

We live in a Universe where both stars of New Adventures of Superman are appearing in Hallmark like Christmas films and im yet to see the obvious film we deserve.

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Oct 3

35) How to Fall In Love by Christmas

Starring Teri Hatcher of New Adventures of Superman fame, she is the big boss singleton lady and in charge of launching a dating app.

She is assigned a photographer to find a date on the app by Christmas.

He, is the photographer.

Top tier

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Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Oct 3

34) My Christmas Fiance

She is a student chef.

He is the shouty obnoxious head chef with a bad British accent.

They pretend to be engaged to impress his family.

Poop tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Oct 1

33) Picture a Perfect Christmas

He is a posh lad who had adopted his orphaned nephew.

She is a famous photographer, who he bizarrely hires as the nanny.

They do Christmas stuff together and fall it love.

Absolutely Mega top tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 29

32) Sleights Bells Ring
She is small town single mom, and has to organise the city's Christmas Parade.

He helps her renovate a sleigh.

For such a small town, the parade is pretty big.

Top tier

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Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 27

31) A Goft For Christmas

Small town book nerd works in a bookshop.

She runs over outta towner bloke, who ends up with amnesia.

She's helps him find himself and they fall in love.

Toppest tier.

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 27

Another one filmed for a budget of $3.32.

The daughter is supposed to be 15, but looks 32, and I thought the film had lesbian vibes at first...

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 27

30) A Jar Full Of Christmas

She is New York marketing executive who is fired just before Christmas. She moves back to Lake Placid and decides to make jam.

He is local secret millionaire and they make jam and guacamole together.

Top tier

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Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 25

29) Christmas beneath the Stars

She is the "Anthony Bourdain of Holiday Reviews" and the "Christmas Guru" she is sent to Christmas World to write the best review ever!

He is a War Vet home for Christmas, his dad runs Christmas World and it's failing.

They work together to save it

Mega top tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 25

It is one of 4 films this couple made in 2024.

It keeps cutting away to interview real people who are born on Christmas...

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 25

28) Merry Birthday, Happy Christmas

Unrequited childhood sweethearts share a birthday on Christmas, cut to 30 years later and they are reunited when he comes home for Christmas.

They fall in love by the power of shared birthday.

Filmed on a budget of $7.26.

Mid tier

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Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 24

27) The Rooftop Christmas Tree

She is lawyer back home for Christmas.

He is the shady lawyer prosecuting a crazy man that puts a Christmas Tree on his roof each year.

She helps crazy dude and her and prosecution lawyer fall in love.

Abosulte Toppest Tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 24

26) Sweet Mountain Christmas

She is a big time Country Singer in LA, she goes home for a couple of days to see her mum for Christmas.

He is the Snow plough driver AND mayor, and her ex.

It snows so she gets stuck in town and helps organise a Christmas show.

Toppest top tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 23

25) Christmas Miracle

Dean Cain is the grumpy local sheriff who is leaving town in the new year for a new job.

His ex-wife is a cunt and won't let him see his kid.

Santa is in jail.

He falls in love with the lady of a random kid his daughter meets.

Top tier

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 22

They spend most of the film pretending to be engaged to help their careers and fall in love
.

Toppest top tier. Its been promoted.

Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 22

24) December Bride

Jessica Lowndes, Adriana from 90210 is ar a parry where some dude introduces her and her fiancee to some lass

Cut to one year later, and the fiance is marrying "some lass"

For reasons, she attends the wedding with the guy who introduced them the year prior

Toppest tier

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Jamie @jamym.bsky.social · Sep 22

23) With Love, Christmas

She is adorkable, christmas loving low level employee at big city advertising company.

He is Christmas grump struggling ad salesman.

They are made to work together to save the big pitch. A Christmas advert being released the week before Christmas.

Toppest top tiers