Izzy Wolfram
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Izzy Wolfram
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He / Him 36yo Bisexual Florida maney Metalhead / Coaster enthusiast / Pokemon trainer / Cardboard spellslinger 18+ Only
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Scum like Asmongold shouldn't have a platform, actually.
Omfg the Sheriffs outside are watching the game and I asked them what the score was. They threatened to call ICE because I got excited that Jay's are in the lead.

Dog this is a clown fuckin world.
I intended on being at Howl-o-Plex much closer to the actual start of the event but my body is not cooperating with me today. I'm feeling a bit better so I may end up still going over there. Still runs until 1am at least.
One of these days I need to get out there. Place looks awesome.
The Joe & Sue side quest chain in Borderlands 4 is so fucking good. I love them and hope they thrive with their new plants.
Dude watching him speak to the judge in court is one of the most heartbreaking things I have ever watched.

I really do wish him the best is getting past this. Insane.
Anyone dares tell me I'm spending too much time thinking about this piece of shit, I need to reiterate that he is the biggest podcaster in the world - He is fucking EVERYWHERE.

Seriously, we can do better and listen to someone other than a cigar sucking leech that doesn't think tetanus is real.
I hope he finds this post because I know it'll hurt his feelings because feathered pillows are several times harder than he is and frogs have thicker skin.

It's pretty fucking funny that he throws words like "snowflake" around when he's so sensitive a fucking seismometer would be jealous of him.
It's baffling that Joe Rogan is the biggest podcaster in the world and yet he has the charisma of a toilet skid mark and the scientific literacy of fly larvae.

His best joke is calling himself a comedian.

Reality is, he's a fascist puppet funded to spread the far-right anti-science narrative.
What a gentlemanly looking goat.
The new Aephanemer album, Utopie, really brings me back to the mid 2000s listening to Children of Bodom, Skyfire, Ensiferum, and the like.

That power metal mixed with melodic death metal sound. Lots of keyboards and neoclassical guitar leads. It's great.
I'm quite tired of the idea that "comedy is dead" and "you couldn't make that today" when people talk about movies like Blazing Saddles.

Idk, I kinda feel like now is literally a better time than ever to release a satirical, subversive western with anti-racist undertones.
Would love to sometime! I have passes to Sea and Uni, and can get people in to Didney.
Coworker mentioned HHN today and I realized that I haven't done any Halloween events this year. Hell, I've barely been to the parks at all. No good reasons not to, but I just don't go.

Depression really is a motherfucker.

Changing this asap. Making sure I visit a park within the week.
As a metalhead I am incredibly used to others not liking the music I listen to. I literally accept that as the default position.
It's both funny and sad to see people who think that the quality of music they listen to is an objective fact.

Art will always be subjective. There is no getting around this. People will actively dislike your favorite band. No exceptions.
The Completionist is lying scum and his "apology" is just an excuse to keep using his Mother's passing as a way to steal people's money.
Haha, You Clowns is a got dang breath of fresh air.
Driving tonight with @kaizakobold.bsky.social we decided to check out the new Autrest album on a whim after seeing it recommended in some blog comments. I didn't even know what genre it was.

Atmospheric black metal.

Holy -fuck- it's incredible.

open.spotify.com/album/7how56...
Burning Embers, Forgotten Wolves
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There was when it first got rethemed. Though the shirt I had shrank like 5 sizes after the first wash.
This one sounds appealing. I am also just now learning Conjurer dropped a new album. I've never delved into their stuff, but I know there is a real sense of hype around these guys in some circles.
They're not the biggest metal 'tuber named Wyatt.

First they posted the worlds worst response to Andrew Lee's video on racism in metal somewhat recently. Now today, they've made a delightful video on how everyone should just move on from the controversies around Slaughter to Prevail.
I see the channel Wyatt's Metal is on the shit take speed run. Just another reminder that even though heavy metal is getting better, the bad is still pretty entrenched.
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The death metal stays on during sex
Yooooo what? Definitely checking this out.