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@isthisrob.bsky.social
Guy at large.
Fuck Republicans.
Internet Radio.
NY Jets, NY Yanks, Brooklyn Nets.
Music accumulator.
The future is unwritten.
Fuck Republicans.
Internet Radio.
NY Jets, NY Yanks, Brooklyn Nets.
Music accumulator.
The future is unwritten.
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@isthisrob.bsky.social
· Mar 13
ALL OVER THE PLACE INTERNET RADIO.
Songs you know.
Songs you forgot you knew.
Songs you've never heard of.
LINK - tinyurl.com/listentoaotp
#MusicSky
Songs you know.
Songs you forgot you knew.
Songs you've never heard of.
LINK - tinyurl.com/listentoaotp
#MusicSky
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Wife told me not to defrost the freezer with a screwdriver and a hammer. I knew better. £500 later and we have the exact same one as before but newer. She cant believe the job ive done "cleaning it". Broken one is now in next door's garage until I figure out how to get rid. Help
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wife told me not to defrost the freezer with a screwdriver and a hammer. I knew better. £500 later and we have the exact same one as before but newer. She cant believe the job ive done "cleaning it". Broken one is now in next door's garage until I figure out how to get rid. Help
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Our dog is very attached to my wife. He growls when we cuddle and often cock bollocks me by jumping on the bed. So when we do have sex, I take great pleasure in walking up to him, look him in the eye and say - "I just fucked your mum"
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Our dog is very attached to my wife. He growls when we cuddle and often cock bollocks me by jumping on the bed. So when we do have sex, I take great pleasure in walking up to him, look him in the eye and say - "I just fucked your mum"
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Bruna Caroline Ferreira, who was brought to the U.S. as a child and is the mother of Leavitt’s nephew, was arrested near Boston earlier this month and taken into ICE custody.
Woman With Ties To Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s Family In ICE Custody
Bruna Caroline Ferreira, who was brought to the U.S. as a child and is the mother of Leavitt’s nephew, was arrested near Boston earlier this month and taken into ICE custody.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Bruna Caroline Ferreira, who was brought to the U.S. as a child and is the mother of Leavitt’s nephew, was arrested near Boston earlier this month and taken into ICE custody.
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Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
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Zohran, Zohran, I like to call him Man Daddy, they say his last name is Mamdani, M-A-M-D-A-N-I, but I like to call him Man Daddy because he's the Man and he's the Big Daddy, many people are already saying this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Zohran, Zohran, I like to call him Man Daddy, they say his last name is Mamdani, M-A-M-D-A-N-I, but I like to call him Man Daddy because he's the Man and he's the Big Daddy, many people are already saying this.
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What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map. 🧵 1/
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map. 🧵 1/
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Thoughts and prayers to Maureen Dowd’s former assistant, cruelly robbed of his destiny as the
Gen-Z Jay McInerney or whatever www.salon.com/2025/11/20/j...
Gen-Z Jay McInerney or whatever www.salon.com/2025/11/20/j...
Legacy media enabled Jeffrey Epstein
Epstein’s "glamorous" New York media milieu was also one where powerful men faced no consequences.
www.salon.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Thoughts and prayers to Maureen Dowd’s former assistant, cruelly robbed of his destiny as the
Gen-Z Jay McInerney or whatever www.salon.com/2025/11/20/j...
Gen-Z Jay McInerney or whatever www.salon.com/2025/11/20/j...
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
I dreamed I was dying of cancer and I had to dig my own grave
let's see who notices
spoiler alert: no one will notice
let's see who notices
spoiler alert: no one will notice
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I dreamed I was dying of cancer and I had to dig my own grave
let's see who notices
spoiler alert: no one will notice
let's see who notices
spoiler alert: no one will notice
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I tried to flirt with my wife by asking her what boxers I should wear for our date night & offered to send her the pic. Dodgy camera angle, dad bod & a fresh pair of CKs donned, I proceeded to send it to a group chat with our neighbours. Absolutely mortified.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I tried to flirt with my wife by asking her what boxers I should wear for our date night & offered to send her the pic. Dodgy camera angle, dad bod & a fresh pair of CKs donned, I proceeded to send it to a group chat with our neighbours. Absolutely mortified.
Picture of health!
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Picture of health!
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
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journalism when the govt wants to scan your retinas: “children, some as young as 25, are using encryption (classified as a munition by US export agencies) to evade common sense safety monitoring”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
journalism when the govt wants to scan your retinas: “children, some as young as 25, are using encryption (classified as a munition by US export agencies) to evade common sense safety monitoring”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”
Huh, turns out most of our "elites" are scumbags.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Huh, turns out most of our "elites" are scumbags.
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Now for some levity and logic based in facts.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Now for some levity and logic based in facts.
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i love this thing where democrats get the blame when they can't stop things as a 47-vote minority and where they struggle to accomplish things as a 50+VP majority, and voters are just along for the fucking ride
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i love this thing where democrats get the blame when they can't stop things as a 47-vote minority and where they struggle to accomplish things as a 50+VP majority, and voters are just along for the fucking ride
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The Democrats are not at fault for anything going badly in your life right now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Democrats are not at fault for anything going badly in your life right now.
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You don't have to blame any of this on Democrats. Literally none of this is the Democrats fault.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You don't have to blame any of this on Democrats. Literally none of this is the Democrats fault.
Another worst thing ever that no one will remember in six months. Onward.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Another worst thing ever that no one will remember in six months. Onward.
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
Clean sweep for Team D in Westfield, NJ!
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Clean sweep for Team D in Westfield, NJ!
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My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened”
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened”
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
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Dem Election Day numbers are looking healthy in NJ. The GOP will not be able to win through turnout. Their only hope will be through persuassion with IND/Dem voters.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dem Election Day numbers are looking healthy in NJ. The GOP will not be able to win through turnout. Their only hope will be through persuassion with IND/Dem voters.