isthiscanon
@isthiscanon.bsky.social
You may know me as adamsmasher or loudheadphones. I'm gonna be a bit spicier on here than my other socials. Pronouns would be they/he but I have a job. Late 30's. Philly.
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isthiscanon
@isthiscanon.bsky.social
· Nov 27
I got head before my first kiss that's just being gay
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I got head before my first kiss that's just being gay
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
At least I look really good in this bathroom lighting
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
At least I look really good in this bathroom lighting
Boyfriend's dad has put on a black and white video from the '50s explaining how to use a slide rule. kinda the opposite of all the Thanksgiving dick pics on my feed
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Boyfriend's dad has put on a black and white video from the '50s explaining how to use a slide rule. kinda the opposite of all the Thanksgiving dick pics on my feed
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
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Brennan can always sense a twist coming 🔮
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Brennan can always sense a twist coming 🔮
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Who remembers those early Palantir trades
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Who remembers those early Palantir trades
Btw I live in Philly so if any mutuals are in town for pax we should hang out
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Btw I live in Philly so if any mutuals are in town for pax we should hang out
Dating myself here, but this bad boy for the SNES will always be my favorite game of all time.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Dating myself here, but this bad boy for the SNES will always be my favorite game of all time.
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a little jam i was playing with today
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
a little jam i was playing with today
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Me at me every time I compliment a hot guy on the internet
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me at me every time I compliment a hot guy on the internet
I wish I cared more about the remaining cast of #dwts. If Elaine, Robert, or Jordan don't make the finale and I'm stuck with two influencers and a reality star, I'll be very disappointed. (Yes I know it's a top four but still, you get my point)
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wish I cared more about the remaining cast of #dwts. If Elaine, Robert, or Jordan don't make the finale and I'm stuck with two influencers and a reality star, I'll be very disappointed. (Yes I know it's a top four but still, you get my point)
Where the fuck was tyra tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Where the fuck was tyra tonight
There are so many characters in Age of Imprisonment that sound exactly like @sweeetanj.bsky.social 's fancy lady voice and yet none of them are actually Anjali Bhimani somehow
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There are so many characters in Age of Imprisonment that sound exactly like @sweeetanj.bsky.social 's fancy lady voice and yet none of them are actually Anjali Bhimani somehow
If you haven't watched the first two episodes of Pluribus, the only spoiler I'll give is that I believe Carole is the only person that's acted rationally even once.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you haven't watched the first two episodes of Pluribus, the only spoiler I'll give is that I believe Carole is the only person that's acted rationally even once.
"oh no they got pluribus'd Morty"
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"oh no they got pluribus'd Morty"
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Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
I was trying to think of any other pokemon with built-in hats but then I imagined a Voltorb wearing a baseball hat and now that's all I can think about.
The trainer
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I was trying to think of any other pokemon with built-in hats but then I imagined a Voltorb wearing a baseball hat and now that's all I can think about.
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Today is Election Day.
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Today is Election Day.
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
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bestseller this year i hear
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bestseller this year i hear
I've been watching old seasons of project runway and it's wild how they had a few seasons in a row of working closely with fast fashion companies only to in season 16 be like "fast fashion is contributing to global pollution and it's bad."
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been watching old seasons of project runway and it's wild how they had a few seasons in a row of working closely with fast fashion companies only to in season 16 be like "fast fashion is contributing to global pollution and it's bad."
Hey @dropout.tv please keep hiring people who've been on after midnight for crowd control. I can't stress enough that I'm not being sarcastic. Guy, Atsuko, Bob, Paul (F. Thompkins, obvi) have nailed it. Next? @chrisflemingnh.bsky.social , Nicole Byer, and Taylor herself? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hey @dropout.tv please keep hiring people who've been on after midnight for crowd control. I can't stress enough that I'm not being sarcastic. Guy, Atsuko, Bob, Paul (F. Thompkins, obvi) have nailed it. Next? @chrisflemingnh.bsky.social , Nicole Byer, and Taylor herself? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!