Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock
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I sit on a throne of lies.
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Coming to this app like it’s the first day of school and I’m trying to find a place to sit for lunch.
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Oh yeah 🥵
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Oh yeah 🥵
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Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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He’s here for the feast the feast of flesh
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
He’s here for the feast the feast of flesh
Life is about one thing driving your enemies before you and hearing the lamentations of their women
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Life is about one thing driving your enemies before you and hearing the lamentations of their women
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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on my way to gobble your girl
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
on my way to gobble your girl
No im not going to debate you bro my superior mind has already considered and rejected your opinion before it was even formed
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
No im not going to debate you bro my superior mind has already considered and rejected your opinion before it was even formed
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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Imagine. Political leaders who make music, who write theses about Fanon and Rousseau, who delight in complicated ideas, who like dogs, who crack jokes that don't come at other folks' expense...
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Imagine. Political leaders who make music, who write theses about Fanon and Rousseau, who delight in complicated ideas, who like dogs, who crack jokes that don't come at other folks' expense...
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
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When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
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The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence
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The problem is systemic. "Wealthy" people are immune to consequences by design. Trump is literally a felon and has already been impeached twice, yet nothing has happened to him. He is never punished for bad behavior. The dude stole from his own charity, still elected president. Law is meaningless.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The problem is systemic. "Wealthy" people are immune to consequences by design. Trump is literally a felon and has already been impeached twice, yet nothing has happened to him. He is never punished for bad behavior. The dude stole from his own charity, still elected president. Law is meaningless.
My retirement strategy is simple cash in all the data breach class action lawsuits I’m in
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My retirement strategy is simple cash in all the data breach class action lawsuits I’m in
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Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
Just had 5 of these bad boys for breakfast let’s fucking go
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just had 5 of these bad boys for breakfast let’s fucking go
The only thing Santa and I have in common is we both only come one a year
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The only thing Santa and I have in common is we both only come one a year
Only got 9 McNuggets in my 10 piece god has truly abandoned us
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Only got 9 McNuggets in my 10 piece god has truly abandoned us
Think it says a lot that at least 2 of the last 5 presidents are child molesters
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Think it says a lot that at least 2 of the last 5 presidents are child molesters