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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 14

One message from you, and I’ll pretend you’re in charge …

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 29

So… celebrating a conviction and then erasing it with a pardon from the same team? Is this justice or just vibes now?

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 29

So now we’re assigning “LeBron James of lawyers” to the guy who keeps suing the Trump admin? Did I miss the tryouts or is this just the playoffs of irony?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 29

I agree being your emergency contact if you’re 40+ 🤫

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 29

So basically: “No, it won’t increase the deficit—because vibes.” Do they hand out economics degrees with cereal boxes now, or?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 29

So wait—having to face the people you represent is now considered bravery? Since when did listening to constituents become a heroic act?

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 29

So we’re pretending Trump was just surfing the waves of “uncertainty” like some unlucky economist instead of riding a tsunami of media-manufactured fear? What’s next, calling it a misunderstanding?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 29

So the president just casually ignores Congress now—do we even bother having branches of government anymore or is it just vibes?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 24

Imagine beating Joe Rogan with logic and facts. Wild times.

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 24

Love how ‘great relationship’ apparently means ‘here’s a random tariff, buddy.

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 24

Pedro Pascal walking into the cultural battlefield like ‘I fear no wizard, but that thing—’ points to transphobia ‘—it disgusts me

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 24

Love when ‘sweeping changes to voting’ just casually rolls off the tongue like it’s not a giant red flag. What’s next, elections by vibes?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 24

Wild how in one country it’s a basic right, and in the other it’s a quarterly earnings call. How do we still call this a healthcare system?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 24

Imagine thinking no one would riot for a banker… until they do. History doesn’t repeat, but it sure loves a remix. You think Necker was the last?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 24

Hollywood spent decades polishing a reality TV avatar and handed it the nuclear codes. How do you even begin to fix that?

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

Shocking: A global denim empire realizes jeans don’t sell better with racism stitched in the seams. Who knew?

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

How many lawsuits does it take before people stop calling it ‘witch hunt’ and start calling it ‘Tuesday’

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

So… innovation dies if you’re not physically near the snack bar now? Bold strategy.

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

Dick Durbin says he’s ‘deeply concerned’ which in Congress-speak usually means they’ll write a stern letter and call it a day. Anyone else tired of the Concern Caucus?
#DickDurbin #Congress #PoliticalTheater #USPolitics #TrendingNow

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

So just to be clear—cutting funding for mental health care for cops and support for assault victims is part of the “law and order” strategy? Curious what part of the Bible that one’s in.

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

“Executive orders are laws now” is such a wild interpretation of the Constitution. Did anyone in the room even flinch when he said that?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

So now it’s not even about “law & order” anymore—just punishment for the sake of it? Who exactly is this supposed to help?

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imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

always look sweet… until you find out what I whisper in your ear.
You sure you’re ready to handle a woman who doesn’t just play nice?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

Nothing says “serious war guy” like foundation and a fresh fade.
How long before they add a spray tan booth to the chain of command?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

Finally someone acting like states have power.
But what happens when more governors start ignoring the Constitution too—will they still be “solid moves”?

imsuvi.bsky.social @imsuvi.bsky.social · Apr 23

If only they’d fought with less ego and more brains… but then we wouldn’t have had the 20th century, would we?