Imperfect Dichotomy
@imperfectdichotomy.bsky.social
I don’t “believe” in science. I trust the process of the scientific method.
Writing my manifesto one skeet at a time.
Pinned
Is random truly random, or have we just not backed up far enough?
Has anyone said ‘Thank you’ to our magnetic field?
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Has anyone said ‘Thank you’ to our magnetic field?
You have to be comfortable with a certain level of rejection when you have cats.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
You have to be comfortable with a certain level of rejection when you have cats.
Let’s see. Where were we?
Ah yes…
The Pit of Despair.
Ah yes…
The Pit of Despair.
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Let’s see. Where were we?
Ah yes…
The Pit of Despair.
Ah yes…
The Pit of Despair.
Once upon a time, in a land far,far away…
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Once upon a time, in a land far,far away…
The acorn falls really far from the tree when a Cat 5 hurricane comes through.
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The acorn falls really far from the tree when a Cat 5 hurricane comes through.
What if the Bible was actually saying “Raptor”?
September 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What if the Bible was actually saying “Raptor”?
Ironically Ironclad.
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Ironically Ironclad.
When I walk too close to the edge of the sidewalk, and I slightly veer off into the grass, I quietly think to myself…
“parkour”.
“parkour”.
September 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When I walk too close to the edge of the sidewalk, and I slightly veer off into the grass, I quietly think to myself…
“parkour”.
“parkour”.
Everyone has heard of Casual Fridays, but have you ever tried Casual Wednesdays?
September 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everyone has heard of Casual Fridays, but have you ever tried Casual Wednesdays?
I just want to hang out with a group of Capybaras.
September 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just want to hang out with a group of Capybaras.
If I learned anything in school, it is this:
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
September 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If I learned anything in school, it is this:
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Quantum Doritos
August 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Quantum Doritos
I am afraid the phrase “a fly in the ointment” has lost its meaning.
August 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I am afraid the phrase “a fly in the ointment” has lost its meaning.
Good, consistent customer service does not guarantee success of a company but consistent, bad customer service will guarantee failure.
August 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Good, consistent customer service does not guarantee success of a company but consistent, bad customer service will guarantee failure.
Critical thinking is a skill few attempt to refine.
August 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Critical thinking is a skill few attempt to refine.
Are you running FROM something or running TO something?
August 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Are you running FROM something or running TO something?
His birth-name is Moses Ronald Smith. His friend call him Moe Ron.
July 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
His birth-name is Moses Ronald Smith. His friend call him Moe Ron.
Laughter might not always be the best medicine, but it is the cheapest.
July 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Laughter might not always be the best medicine, but it is the cheapest.
There is no platypus controlling me.
July 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There is no platypus controlling me.
Did you remember to put a cover page on your TPS report?
July 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did you remember to put a cover page on your TPS report?
Order -> Chaos -> New Order
July 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Order -> Chaos -> New Order
Manic! At the Citgo
July 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Manic! At the Citgo
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
July 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I miss the days of naïvety and irrational confidence.
July 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I miss the days of naïvety and irrational confidence.
Is an increase in entropy considered to be more chaotic or less chaotic?
June 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is an increase in entropy considered to be more chaotic or less chaotic?