ilana 💕
@ilanadegann.bsky.social
she/her • actor • comedian • musician • pun enthusiast
not a therapist, just troubled
not a therapist, just troubled
there’s plenty of fish in the sea but i’m stuck in the middle of the pacific garbage patch
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
there’s plenty of fish in the sea but i’m stuck in the middle of the pacific garbage patch
sorry i can’t go out tonight. i went out earlier today so now i have to spend the remainder of the evening under a blanket on the couch rubbing my feet together like a cricket
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
sorry i can’t go out tonight. i went out earlier today so now i have to spend the remainder of the evening under a blanket on the couch rubbing my feet together like a cricket
drove past my old local joann’s to discover it’s now a spirit halloween. please don’t contact me during this time of mourning
August 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
drove past my old local joann’s to discover it’s now a spirit halloween. please don’t contact me during this time of mourning
call that man a cash register the way he’s a POS
August 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
call that man a cash register the way he’s a POS
it’s only a valley girl voice if it comes from the san fernando valley region of california. otherwise, it’s just sparkling vocal fry
July 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
it’s only a valley girl voice if it comes from the san fernando valley region of california. otherwise, it’s just sparkling vocal fry
physical therapy 🤝 regular therapy
a very nice woman pushing me to my absolute fucking limit because it’s good for me
a very nice woman pushing me to my absolute fucking limit because it’s good for me
July 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
physical therapy 🤝 regular therapy
a very nice woman pushing me to my absolute fucking limit because it’s good for me
a very nice woman pushing me to my absolute fucking limit because it’s good for me
i need craft stores to start staying open late because what else am i supposed to do when i run out of yarn in the middle of the night? go to sleep and finish my project in the MORNING? no thank you
June 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i need craft stores to start staying open late because what else am i supposed to do when i run out of yarn in the middle of the night? go to sleep and finish my project in the MORNING? no thank you
rookie mistake! woman uses the bathroom at home right before a doctors appointment where she knows she’s gonna have to pee in a cup
June 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
rookie mistake! woman uses the bathroom at home right before a doctors appointment where she knows she’s gonna have to pee in a cup
as someone who doesn’t drink, i think i should be allowed to use my drink ticket for a food item that’s equal or lower price than a cocktail instead of just having to use it on a sprite 😤
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
as someone who doesn’t drink, i think i should be allowed to use my drink ticket for a food item that’s equal or lower price than a cocktail instead of just having to use it on a sprite 😤
tell me why the new liquid glass ios feature is giving sims 4 ghosts
June 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
tell me why the new liquid glass ios feature is giving sims 4 ghosts
just saw a magic show where bic transformed all their products into razors. not exactly what i expected when i bought tickets to see pen gillette
June 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
just saw a magic show where bic transformed all their products into razors. not exactly what i expected when i bought tickets to see pen gillette
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Time to post it again.
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Time to post it again.
feet wide, arms out, can’t get in my personal space at this concert 😤
May 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
feet wide, arms out, can’t get in my personal space at this concert 😤
thanks autocorrect but i actually have never once meant to ask someone if they’re “licking me up later” or if we should take separate cars. i’ve always meant PICKING me up
May 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
thanks autocorrect but i actually have never once meant to ask someone if they’re “licking me up later” or if we should take separate cars. i’ve always meant PICKING me up
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calling myself “clean air pilled” instead of covid cautious to my gen z cousin bc im hip to the lingo
April 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
calling myself “clean air pilled” instead of covid cautious to my gen z cousin bc im hip to the lingo
the fun part about having depression and a chronic illness is you can’t tell which one is causing your fatigue
(the secret is it’s probably both and they’re making each other worse!)
(the secret is it’s probably both and they’re making each other worse!)
April 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the fun part about having depression and a chronic illness is you can’t tell which one is causing your fatigue
(the secret is it’s probably both and they’re making each other worse!)
(the secret is it’s probably both and they’re making each other worse!)
just got caught smiling at my phone and had to admit it’s because my lock screen is a picture of my dog
April 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just got caught smiling at my phone and had to admit it’s because my lock screen is a picture of my dog
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This is the single most meaningful "sign" of good character.
It demonstrates that the person
1) Actually cares about other people's health (And their own!)
2) Is willing to inconvenience themselves to practice their values
3) Believes in science
4) Doesn't need to be told to be a good person
It demonstrates that the person
1) Actually cares about other people's health (And their own!)
2) Is willing to inconvenience themselves to practice their values
3) Believes in science
4) Doesn't need to be told to be a good person
at ~200k views, this seems to’ve really impacted folks on tiktok; i’m not saying anything i haven’t said before in a million different ways… but that’s what we gotta do to see change—keep repeating things in different ways, eventually each niche framing finds its people.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjLKRxUT/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjLKRxUT/
April 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is the single most meaningful "sign" of good character.
It demonstrates that the person
1) Actually cares about other people's health (And their own!)
2) Is willing to inconvenience themselves to practice their values
3) Believes in science
4) Doesn't need to be told to be a good person
It demonstrates that the person
1) Actually cares about other people's health (And their own!)
2) Is willing to inconvenience themselves to practice their values
3) Believes in science
4) Doesn't need to be told to be a good person
this is probably an unpopular opinion but i actually think brands’ april fools posts are kinda fun! like yeah this “holiday” CAN be for you guys to let your social media managers be creative for the day
April 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
this is probably an unpopular opinion but i actually think brands’ april fools posts are kinda fun! like yeah this “holiday” CAN be for you guys to let your social media managers be creative for the day
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HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY I made this song for us ⭐️🩵🤍🩷
March 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY I made this song for us ⭐️🩵🤍🩷
i know posting your daylist isn’t cool anymore but this one hurt
March 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i know posting your daylist isn’t cool anymore but this one hurt
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I drive around on my butt like a car :3
March 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I drive around on my butt like a car :3
chappell, i love the new song its great but the random mens’ voices were a jumpscare
March 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
chappell, i love the new song its great but the random mens’ voices were a jumpscare
commercial: study at WGU
me: worge geoshington university
me: worge geoshington university
March 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
commercial: study at WGU
me: worge geoshington university
me: worge geoshington university
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in honor of today being presidents day let me be the first to say: feel like we could've dedicated this day to something else. little puppies in tuxedos perhaps
February 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
in honor of today being presidents day let me be the first to say: feel like we could've dedicated this day to something else. little puppies in tuxedos perhaps