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What’s the fuck is going on on Twitter?
September 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What’s the fuck is going on on Twitter?
Got told I was a nazi on The Wiggles subreddit today because I said *checks notes* Fuck Nazi's and called Charlie Kirk a hateful monster regarding a post about certain Wiggles supporting him.
September 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Got told I was a nazi on The Wiggles subreddit today because I said *checks notes* Fuck Nazi's and called Charlie Kirk a hateful monster regarding a post about certain Wiggles supporting him.
Guys, he isn’t dead.
That would be leaked by someone close to him, because all of these ghouls are grifters looking for a payday
That would be leaked by someone close to him, because all of these ghouls are grifters looking for a payday
August 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Guys, he isn’t dead.
That would be leaked by someone close to him, because all of these ghouls are grifters looking for a payday
That would be leaked by someone close to him, because all of these ghouls are grifters looking for a payday
Saw The Weeknd’s 2nd show ever.
He in Sudbury to about 350 people at the Caruso Club.
Amazing show; just him, a guitarist, drummer and DJ
He in Sudbury to about 350 people at the Caruso Club.
Amazing show; just him, a guitarist, drummer and DJ
What is your biggest concert flex?
August 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Saw The Weeknd’s 2nd show ever.
He in Sudbury to about 350 people at the Caruso Club.
Amazing show; just him, a guitarist, drummer and DJ
He in Sudbury to about 350 people at the Caruso Club.
Amazing show; just him, a guitarist, drummer and DJ
Snoop Dogg being scared of the movies is something that that teenage me (and current me) can't wrap their head around.
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Snoop Dogg being scared of the movies is something that that teenage me (and current me) can't wrap their head around.
Very cliche, but Tombstone. Also, The Magnificent Seven, The Man With No Name Trilogy.
Okay you guys, what’s the best book, movie, or TV show your dad introduced you to
June 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Very cliche, but Tombstone. Also, The Magnificent Seven, The Man With No Name Trilogy.
I live there and can firm there is no better place for romance than Sudbury.
For my final Cannes dispatch, a conversation with Anne Emond about her Punch-Drunk Love riff Amour Apocalypse and finding harmony between Quebec and the rest of Canada. www.cbc.ca/arts/it-s-th...
It's the end of the world and Sudbury, Ontario is 'the last romantic city left on earth' | CBC Arts
Peak Everything (Amour Apocalypse) may be the French-Canadian answer to Punch-Drunk Love — a romantic comedy about a Quebec/Ontario love affair with a unique point of view on national unity. We spoke ...
www.cbc.ca
May 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I live there and can firm there is no better place for romance than Sudbury.
Me reading the Wikipedia synopsis’ for my Russian Lit class doesn’t seem so bad now
May 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Me reading the Wikipedia synopsis’ for my Russian Lit class doesn’t seem so bad now
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evan solomon as minister for AI is a nightmare made reality
May 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
evan solomon as minister for AI is a nightmare made reality
He lost his seat to own the Libs!! Hurray!!!
Poilievre losing his own seat would be great, rooting for it to happen
April 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
He lost his seat to own the Libs!! Hurray!!!
Bigger question; does he ditch the contacts and stop working out?
If the CPC loses the election and Pierre gets yeeted as leader does he still get to keep the T-shirt cannons and all the good makeup brushes?
April 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Bigger question; does he ditch the contacts and stop working out?
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every story about studios thinking SINNERS cost too much at $90M has me remembering THE ELECTRIC STATE cost allegedly $320M, and then I realize I'm the only person to remember THE ELECTRIC STATE, a movie that I have not heard one human person discussing at any point since its release
April 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
every story about studios thinking SINNERS cost too much at $90M has me remembering THE ELECTRIC STATE cost allegedly $320M, and then I realize I'm the only person to remember THE ELECTRIC STATE, a movie that I have not heard one human person discussing at any point since its release
The Pope met with JD Vance and then he DIED!? That’s how terrible JD Vance is; meeting him can potentially kill you
April 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The Pope met with JD Vance and then he DIED!? That’s how terrible JD Vance is; meeting him can potentially kill you
The Pope met with JD Vance and was like ‘Fuck this, I’m out’ and then died so he wouldn’t haven’t deal with these people.
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The Pope met with JD Vance and was like ‘Fuck this, I’m out’ and then died so he wouldn’t haven’t deal with these people.
One of the best; beats the McChicken by a mile
the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One of the best; beats the McChicken by a mile
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
At the library today for an Easter event and before it started this guy holds up the movie Willow to everyone and said “Val Kilmer…R.I.P”
April 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
At the library today for an Easter event and before it started this guy holds up the movie Willow to everyone and said “Val Kilmer…R.I.P”
Played Batman, John Holmes, Jim Morrison, Doc Holiday, worked with Mann, Brando, Stone, Scott, to name a few. Your favourite could never
April 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Played Batman, John Holmes, Jim Morrison, Doc Holiday, worked with Mann, Brando, Stone, Scott, to name a few. Your favourite could never
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This was the first movie i saw in theatres; I was 3. I don’t remember much; other than sleeping in my mom’s bed that night because I was afraid of Casey Jones. I found out years later that it was my grandfather who brought me with my mom and got mad because it was too violent for him & wanted to go
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was released on this day in 1990… which, not to make anybody feel old by doing the math, was 35 years ago. Who is YOUR favorite turtle? #filmsky #movies #90snostalgia
March 31, 2025 at 10:28 AM
This was the first movie i saw in theatres; I was 3. I don’t remember much; other than sleeping in my mom’s bed that night because I was afraid of Casey Jones. I found out years later that it was my grandfather who brought me with my mom and got mad because it was too violent for him & wanted to go
In a few months these 2 will be in a NYT article about how their checks bounded and now they think Elon is bad and a liar.
March 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
In a few months these 2 will be in a NYT article about how their checks bounded and now they think Elon is bad and a liar.
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
Isn't it actually a compliment when someone robs your home? It's because they think you have really nice stuff!
Premier Doug Ford today called President Trump's threats to make Canada the 51st state "a compliment."
#onpoli
#onpoli
March 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Isn't it actually a compliment when someone robs your home? It's because they think you have really nice stuff!
Another big missed opportunity was the Greta Van Fleet Enema.
Constipation relief that rocks.
Constipation relief that rocks.
in retrospect, the greta van fleet tour bus was a missed opportunity
March 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Another big missed opportunity was the Greta Van Fleet Enema.
Constipation relief that rocks.
Constipation relief that rocks.
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