hypersaline
@hypersaline.bsky.social
one time somebreaddo called me "diaper saline" and I will never live that down
smol business Saturday uwu
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
smol business Saturday uwu
As always, the Rockettes are the best part of the parade and give me my annual bout of nostalgia about being kicked in the head by a tall woman with incredible legs #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
As always, the Rockettes are the best part of the parade and give me my annual bout of nostalgia about being kicked in the head by a tall woman with incredible legs #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Everyone on the Brachs float is every single person they could find who still eats Brachs candy #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everyone on the Brachs float is every single person they could find who still eats Brachs candy #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Taylor Momsen wandering through the parade on the way to the methadone clinic #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Taylor Momsen wandering through the parade on the way to the methadone clinic #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Kpop demon hunters obviously the most tightly choreographed troupe so far. If any of those girls made a misstep you know they'd be at a reeducation camp by the time the Rockettes showed up #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Kpop demon hunters obviously the most tightly choreographed troupe so far. If any of those girls made a misstep you know they'd be at a reeducation camp by the time the Rockettes showed up #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Mr. Fabulous or Fantastic or whatever is the perfect evidence as to why you cannot put a guy with one youtube song on live tv. They hustled that freak off faster than showtime at the apollo lol #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Mr. Fabulous or Fantastic or whatever is the perfect evidence as to why you cannot put a guy with one youtube song on live tv. They hustled that freak off faster than showtime at the apollo lol #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Busta Rhymes not even trying to hide the lip sync as Savannah and Al and Hoda "raise the roof" presented to you by Peacock and TMNT #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Busta Rhymes not even trying to hide the lip sync as Savannah and Al and Hoda "raise the roof" presented to you by Peacock and TMNT #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Conan Grey looking like he got rejected from Sergeant Peppers album cover #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Conan Grey looking like he got rejected from Sergeant Peppers album cover #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Shaggy on the Jenny-O turkey float singing a song older than any of his dancers #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Shaggy on the Jenny-O turkey float singing a song older than any of his dancers #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Hey kid, want to be in the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade?
You'll be on the Jolly Green Giant float with Russel Dickerson!
Yay!
You'll be on the Jolly Green Giant float with Russel Dickerson!
Yay!
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hey kid, want to be in the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade?
You'll be on the Jolly Green Giant float with Russel Dickerson!
Yay!
You'll be on the Jolly Green Giant float with Russel Dickerson!
Yay!
Absolutely insane music choice here, dubstep to cuein Hoda and the blonde #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Absolutely insane music choice here, dubstep to cuein Hoda and the blonde #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social hey man next time you need a guest on short notice hit me up, I have an HBO Max subscription and I was once on a podcast before
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social hey man next time you need a guest on short notice hit me up, I have an HBO Max subscription and I was once on a podcast before
No background checks
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
No background checks
Watching Bills Texans at a bar but the TV I can see is delayed from the others here. Everyone is cheering a first down and I'm looking at DeMeco Ryans looking at an ipad
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching Bills Texans at a bar but the TV I can see is delayed from the others here. Everyone is cheering a first down and I'm looking at DeMeco Ryans looking at an ipad
The worst casualty of Joe Biden absolutely destroying his legacy has to be that tweet about him saying Liquid Swords is the greatest Wu-Tang album
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The worst casualty of Joe Biden absolutely destroying his legacy has to be that tweet about him saying Liquid Swords is the greatest Wu-Tang album
Dude at trivia complimented my Supreme RZA shirt. I am a god amongst men
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dude at trivia complimented my Supreme RZA shirt. I am a god amongst men
Got bored at work and invented a new game. It's called Hot Frog. Two paperclips, one gets heated with a lighter. The player chooses a clip; if they grab the one that burns their finger, you yell HOT FROG at them. Huge hit
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Got bored at work and invented a new game. It's called Hot Frog. Two paperclips, one gets heated with a lighter. The player chooses a clip; if they grab the one that burns their finger, you yell HOT FROG at them. Huge hit
My boss, a NY to FL transplant who hasn't been back up there in probably 25 years, read about the election and slammed her phone on the counter so hard it cracked the screen lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My boss, a NY to FL transplant who hasn't been back up there in probably 25 years, read about the election and slammed her phone on the counter so hard it cracked the screen lmao
Man in Garfield costume driving down I-4 to his work costume party
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Man in Garfield costume driving down I-4 to his work costume party
*scientist removing his glasses* gentlemen, I didn't think it possible... This makes one through four obsolete. Yes, we've discovered
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*scientist removing his glasses* gentlemen, I didn't think it possible... This makes one through four obsolete. Yes, we've discovered
Trololo guy canceled by the woke left
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Trololo guy canceled by the woke left
Watching Scarface. It's such a bad movie lol. It's iconic, but really just bad cinema lol
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Watching Scarface. It's such a bad movie lol. It's iconic, but really just bad cinema lol
Open Mike Eagle please have me on your podcast. I am a white guy in my early 40s and I have a lot to say about both Curtis Blow and Run The Jewels
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Open Mike Eagle please have me on your podcast. I am a white guy in my early 40s and I have a lot to say about both Curtis Blow and Run The Jewels
Watching another show about Baltimore. This David Simon guy really hates his hometown lol. Very funny seeing Poot and Marlo as cops though
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Watching another show about Baltimore. This David Simon guy really hates his hometown lol. Very funny seeing Poot and Marlo as cops though
The Trials of The Ford Explorer of Theseus continues as now I may need to replace both fuckin doors lmao
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Trials of The Ford Explorer of Theseus continues as now I may need to replace both fuckin doors lmao